Zodiac Memes'n Zodiac Shitposting

Taurus sun/ Aquarius Moon/ Virgo Rising 

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PLEASE JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING

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Aquarius: I am willing to be a traditional conformist solely for the reason that everyone else around me is a non-conformist.

Aquarius: If one refuses rebellion against unwritten societal rules and most of society are these so called rebels, who is the true non-conformist here?

*Virgo on their 6th shot of vodka*: please Lord.. I can't take this anymore

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Libra: how is your love life? :)

Capricorn: My cell phone's autocorrect corrects the word "love" to "live"

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Pisces: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.

Cancer: Because you're sweet and funny.

Pisces: Well, Capricorn said I'm moody and quiet, so one of you is lying.

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Why is this my thought process fml

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Aries to Pisces: your emotional sensitivity is so cute lovable :)

Pisces: Heh thank you. It's making my life a living hell but at least my poetry slaps.

Capricorn: you should gather your poems in a book and publish it.

Scorpio: -and use the money you make from the books to destroy the people who hurt you.

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Aquarius: hey tell me some of your most strongest opinions, what do you hate the most?

Libra: I really don't have strong opinions and hate is a powerful word, I don't really hate anything or anyone, i mainly jus-

Aquarius: you don't WHAT??

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

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Damn i don't have a tumblr either ☹️

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Pisces: come on Taurus try something new :) don't knock it til you tried it

Taurus: I can and will knock it before and after I've tried it

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Capricorn: Nothing in life is free.

Libra: Love is free.

Sagittarius: Adventure is free.

Gemini: Knowledge is free.

Aries: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Virgo: Tell you what, I'll worry about it for you.

Virgo: I've already got a whole list of things to worry about, what's one more?

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Virgo rising and yes

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Scorpio: i know you declined last time but I'm just letting you know if you're ever DTF just say so, I'm always horny

Cancer: i don't f_ck

Scorpio: ...

Cancer *with tears in their eyes*: i make love

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And Lilith too fml

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Scorpio: “holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away with it so

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YES

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Pisces: Having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being.

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Idk HOW I have NO pisces in my chart

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~* 00.30am *~

Aquarius: why must the ones who love life and view life as a gift have it prematurely ripped from them, while the ones who beg and pray for the ultimate kiss of death, be cursed with a painful existence that seems to last for an eternity?

*Libra who just wanted to smash*

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Aquarius: >:( f+ck the police

Scorpio: but like...by that do you mean f+ck the police or...y'know.. ~F+ck~ the police?

Sagittarius: yes