The signs as PubLIZity gifs
Because why not
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Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
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The signs as PubLIZity gifs
Because why not
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
the signs as mermaids
the beautiful mermaids: cancer, libra, taurus
plays with the fish: aries, virgo, aquarius, gemini
kisses and flirts with humans: pisces, leo, scorpio
travels the ocean alone into the deep: sagittarius
hates the water and wants legs: capricorn
the signs as people from this vine
aries: guy in the black vest on the right
taurus: guy with the pink tie in the right corner
gemini: guy in blue shirt losing his shit
cancer: girl in front with the short blonde hair shaking her butt
leo: guy in black / with pink tie fist pumping
virgo: girl in left corner with the white bride’s dress
libra: blonde ponytail girl in long blue dress turning in a circle
scorpio: blonde ponytail girl in short red dress shaking her butt
saggitarius: guys in white standing in the back with drinks
capricorn: blonde girl in orange dress
aquarius: girl in red dress all the way in the back with drink in hand
pisces: guy tired of white people who is making the vine
what the signs really wants rn
ARIES: an end to police brutality
TAURUS: 4 innoncent lives 2 stop being taken by the cops
GEMINI: black lives 2 matter
CANCER: 4 cops 2 stop getting off w/o nothing for killing unarmed ppl
LEO: to actually feel safe and protected by the police
VIRGO: 4 cops to stop thinking they’re “above the law”
LIBRA: 4 cops 2 stop thinking a black person is being “suspicious” for walking down the street
SCORPIO: no more kids being left w/o a parent because their mom or dad got shot
SAGITTARIUS: 4 black ppl 2 stop being automatically judged as being “dangerous”
CAPRICORN: justice to b served 4 mourning families
AQUARIUS: no more mike browns or eric garners
PISCES: black ppl’s complaints about injustice 2 stop being overlooked
The signs as makeup
Aries: Kevyn Aucoin Sensual Skin Enhancer SX12
Taurus: Inglot AMC Eyeliner Gel no. 79
Gemini: Hourglass Visionaire Eyeshadow Duo in Prism
Cancer: Cargo Amalfi Blush
Leo: Melt Cosmetics Dark Matter Eyeshadow Stack
Virgo: The Balm Mary-Lou Manizer
Libra: Anastasia Brow Wiz in Chocolate
Scorpio: Chanel Precision Eyelash Curler
Sagittarius: Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick in Beso
Capricorn: Laura Mercier Secret Brightening Powder
Aquarius: It Cosmetics Your Beautiful Basics Airbrush Set
Pisces: Make Up For Ever Baby Blue Diamond Powder
what the signs want
Aries: McDonald's tbh
Taurus: a BREAK
Gemini: someone to talk to
Cancer: time to themselves
Leo: their crush to like them
Virgo: some advice 4 life
Libra: tbh McDonald's too...
Scorpio: their hair to be on fleek
Sagittarius: love
Capricorn: money
Aquarius: an artsy pic for their Instagram
Pisces: new friends
The signs as fast food items
Aries: wings because you're the perfect combo of sweet and spicy
Taurus: pizza bc you can have a million different things about you but still be the same amazing, gooey person
Gemini: fries because you salty AF yet everyone still loves you
Cancer: chicken nuggets because everyone loves you and you know it, honey
Leo: mozzarella sticks bc you're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside
Virgo: milkshake because you're kind of a mystery but you're so good that people keep coming back
Libra: banana split because you got it all goin' on and you flaunt that shit (can I get an amen)
Scorpio: coffee bc lawd Jesus you keep everyone up at night
Sagittarius: cheeseburger because you are cheesy af don't you even try to deny it
Capricorn: ice cream because you're SOO cold
Aquarius: soft drinks bc you're addicting af and a little bad but sooooooo good
Pisces: soft taco with hot sauce because you seem sweet and innocent on the outside but you be fucking shit up on the inside
the signs according to my leo dad
aries: mom's an aries, right? isn't that her sign-thing? they're... nice
taurus: excuse me, what? torah? what did you say???
gemini: *groans*
cancer: there's a sign named cancer? that's not nice
leo: aren't i a leo? is that what i am? yeah, i'm a leo. right? they're the best, then
virgo: what???????
libra: oh, i know what a libra is... stay away from those
scorpio: torpedo!!!
sagittarius: saggy hilarious??? what did you say??? stop laughing!! whAT DID YOU SAY????
capricorn: *grunts* you're a capricorn. i know that
aquarius: your brother's an aquarius, right? yeah. why don't they sleep
pisces: spicies??
The signs as words backwards
Aries: reven
Taurus: gniog
Gemini: ot
Cancer: evig
Leo: uoy
Virgo: pu
Libra: reven
Scorpio: gniog
Sagittarius: ot
Capricorn: tel
Aquarius: uoy
Pisces: nwod
the signs as.... I don't fuckin know oven temperatures
Leo: 325°F
Libra: 400°F
Cancer: 350°F
Virgo: 300°F
Aries: 275°F
Sagittarius: 150°F
Aquarius: 225°F
Gemini: 425°F
Scorpio: 150°F
Taurus: 125°F
Capricorn: 0°F
Pisces: -250°F
this is so me
The Signs As Aliens
Aries: Strong, fierce aliens with skin in various shades of red. They live on a desert planet in large adobe castles with their extended family clan. Known to be very protective, these aliens often battle other clans who threaten the safety of their families and are skilled warriors. However, they are very generous and family oriented during times of peace
Taurus: Small, entrancing aliens with flowing green hair and camouflaged bodies to blend into their thickly forested planet. Animal life is abundant and diverse, with many strange species that these aliens have tamed and live alongside as equals. These aliens are gifted with the ability to communicate with all types of life on their planet, flora and fauna
Gemini: Clever, winged aliens with small bodies that adapt easily to the many climates of their planet. Instead of four seasons, these aliens are accustomed to twelve and live in treetops or on mountainsides. Visitors find this species of alien to be tricky but kind-spirited, often telling riddles and playing pranks on any other species of extraterrestrials passing through their planet
Cancer: Kind, quiet aliens who live in large communities scattered across their planet, which is covered in pink vines and blue clouds that rain a sweet smelling substance similar to water but does not make the surface of the planet wet almost constantly. Small and delicate in stature, these aliens are tougher than they look and often go on dangerous missions throughout the galaxy to deliver care packages to planets in need
Leo: Regal aliens with banded gold and pale pink skin and wide, bright green eyes. They live on a warm, sunny planet covered in white sand, palm trees, and cool, crystal-clear streams. Proud and sophisticated, these aliens live in jewel-studded palaces and welcome visitors to their planet. But be warned - enemies of these aliens face certain death at the jaws of vicious, huge feline creatures that roam the planet and only obey the command of native aliens
Virgo: These aliens have deep purplish skin and dark, shimmering hair. They live on a planet with a mild climate and a permanent state of nighttime, which has led them to become gifted astronomers. Not only do they map stars and constellations visible from their home planet, these aliens also send search parties to other planets to investigate and map every area they can possibly explore. They are also known for their great architectural feats. Quiet and private, these aliens only communicate telepathically
Libra: Elegant aliens with lavender skin and silver hair laced with pearls. Though small, their planet is covered in blue grass and beautiful, roofless marble structures so the sky, which remains clear and starry even in the daytime, is always visible. Known for making a pink beverage similar to wine, these aliens are accepting of most extraterrestrial visitors and very sociable
Scorpio: Reptilian aliens with iridescent red, dark blue, or black scales. They live mostly underwater on a planet that is entirely ocean except for chains of lava rock islands created by active volcanoes. Known to be very mysterious, these aliens rarely make contact with extraterrestrials from other planets and seem to communicate in a way that is impossible for any other alien species to decode
Sagittarius: Daring and adventurous, these aliens come in all shapes, colors, and sizes and rarely stay on one planet for long and instead prefer to venture in groups from one planet to another. They are usually welcomed by other alien species, but sometimes find that trouble has a way of following them wherever they go and end up banished. Because of their fearless nature, banishment does not stop these aliens from returning to some planets which gives them a reputation as outlaws
Capricorn: Tall, steely gray aliens with stunning dark eyes. They live on a completely frozen planet that is always covered in snow, but beneath the snowy surface they built a warm network of bright tunnels and grand rooms with high, decorated ceilings. Although private by nature, these aliens have close relationships with family and friends within their underground community. With their sharp intellect, they have formed one of the most technologically advanced alien societies in the universe
Aquarius: Pale blue or green aliens who wander tirelessly across their planet covered in tall orange grass and stormy lakes filled with strange aquatic creatures. Generally loners, they are never spotted in groups larger than three or four but are very devoted to their companions if they have any. These aliens are skilled magicians and most species of extraterrestrials are wary of venturing to their planet because of their strange powers
Pisces: Silver and sky blue aliens with sleek, shimmering bodies. They live on a planet that is entirely covered with a steaming liquid similar to water, but the steam condenses into a layer of purplish, cloud-like fluff that only this species of alien can live on. They speak in a musical tongue and are known to be extraordinary fortune tellers and clairvoyants
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what ur sign is attracted to
Aries: money in bank acc.
Taurus: feet
Gemini: shoulder blades
Cancer: money in wallet
Leo: eyelash length
Virgo: fire
Libra: hair smell
Scorpio: skin softness
Sagittarius: jawlines
Capricorn: butt length
Aquarius: cooking skills
Pisces: knee and elbow pointiness
signs as annoying tumblr lingo
Aries: one more time for the people in the back
Taurus: i’M SCREAMING
Gemini: uwu
Cancer: signal boost this
Leo: YAAAAAAASSS
Virgo: okay here’s why this is problematic-
Libra: art hoe
Scorpio: if you don’t reblog this, fuck you.
Sagittarius: *sips tea*
Capricorn: aesthetic
Aquarius: sweaty… :)
Pisces: #me
captain america: civil war
team iron man: leo, gemini, aries, sagittarius, libra, pisces
team captain america: scorpio, cancer, capricorn, aquarius, taurus, virgo
the signs as kinks
aries: hair pulling taurus: daddy gemini: extensive teasing cancer: shower sex leo: multiple orgasms virgo: ass slapping/grabbing libra: back scratching and grabbing scorpio: all of them sagittarius: handcuffs/blindfold combination capricorn: hard core hickies aquarius: bdsm pisces: moaning/whimpering
THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive