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most to least lovable signs
pisces Virgo Aries Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Gemini Taurus Leo Cancer Libra Scorpio
Gaaaaaaaaannnnggg pisces💪🏾
Fuck u ?
I appreciate the compliment
THE SIGNS AS CHANDLER BING QUOTES
Aries: All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.
Taurus: It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays.
Gemini: I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Cancer: I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.
Leo: Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Virgo: So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?
Libra: I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
Scorpio: You know, I think I don't care.
Sagittarius: Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.
Capricorn: All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.
Aquarius: I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Pisces: Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back.
Reasons why people should stop acting like Sagittarius and Scorpio are very similar signs
1. They are not 2. THEYRE FUCKING NOT EVEN SIMILAR LIKE WHOA ! 3. Sag is quite closed in Scorp is confident as fuck 4. Sag leans away from affection (like surprise kisses on the shoulder) Scorp commences the affection 5. Sag's are usually picky eaters Scorp will literally eat anything 6. Sag is modest to ppl they dont know Scorp slays strangers 7. Sag is confident with their close friends With close friends is when Scorp notices their flaws / becomes more modest (Once again, Im not saying every Sag or Scorpio is like this! This is how many of them act, plus its just for fun!)
Signs as their element benders from Avatar
Fire Signs—
Sagittarius: Zuko
Aries: Azula
Leo: Iroh
Air Signs—
Aquarius: Aang
Gemini: Monk Gyatso
Libra: Tenzin
Water Signs—
Pisces: Katara
Cancer: Kya
Scorpio: Desna & Eska
Earth Signs—
Taurus: Toph Beifong
Virgo: Haru
Capricorn: Bumi (King of Omashu)
there's a spider...
Aries: oH I'LL KILL THAT LITTLE FUCKER WHERE ARE YOU SONNY TIME TO MEET UR DEATH
Taurus: a spider??? there are only BUGS no spiders here christ, kids these days *gets bitten by the spider*
Cancer: *throws cottonballs at it*
Gemini: aw man that is SICK
Leo: *pulls out phone* HASHTAG SNAPCHAT! HASHTAG SPIDER! HASHTAG CHILLIN WITH MY BRO!
Virgo: hey look taurus it looks kinda like you
Libra: SATAN HAS COME SCORPIO IT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
Scorpio: maybe i should cut it up alive and sell it in a bag of flour.
Sagittarius: SWEET ROASTING JESUS AND HOLY FUCKING MARY BURN THE F U CK I NG HO USE WE'RE GOING TO FUCKIG DIE HERE FUCKFCKFUCJFJ
Capricorn: *shrugs*
Aquarius: its so cuuuute!!! Look at that sag its looking at you aww it loves you!!!
Pisces: the one who actually kills it, but also really chill.
signs under arrest
Aries: "but i didnt do anything!" only stone five cents from their friend
Taurus: "heLLL NAWWW sONNY"
Gemini: is an inoccent bean and doesnt get arrested
Cancer: "sooo... 50,000$ to get out?? thats how it works in monopoly"
Leo: *struggles futilely and only leads to more charges*
Virgo: *bursts out laughing and literally every police meme flashes through their mind*
Libra: "but-but-i... yeah okay i robbed a bank, killed a guy, ... *says endless list of felonies*"
Scorpio: "is it even legal to be arrested for summoning satan or"
Sagittarius: goes to prison and starts like 250 riots until theyre let out
Capricorn: "well shit."
Aquarius: *attempts puppy eyes but instead it looks like theyre planning something* *is only suspected more*
Pisces: doesnt get arrested b/c police thinks theyre too innocent but they actually commited more crimes than libra
What are the signs doing on New Years Eve?
Celebrating with all their friends and some random people too and five gallons of champagne per person: Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn
Celebrating alone with pj's and a netflix show and some hot chocolate and comfy pillows: Pisces, Libra, Cancer, Leo, Gemini, Virgo
the "netflix and chill alone" squad
Aries, Pisces, Cancer, Libra
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It has been a long, long while since Ive been on this blog. My own creativity (or lack thereof) is what caused me to take an impromptu break. I had closed my ask box because of all the requests Id been getting when I knew I’d have no time for them at all. But Im back, and all your requests Im taking into account. I’ve reestablished my ask, so pop something in there if you’d like. Please note that this blog is not to be taken seriously, its just for fun! So please don’t believe exactly what you see on here, its just for laughs and relating. thank you for all your support! - zodiacsposts
matches made in hell
sagittarius / libra virgo / cancer aquarius / pisces capricorn / taurus
matches made in heaven
pisces / capricorn aquarius / leo SAGITTARIUS / SCORPIO aries / cancer virgo / taurus
the signs as typical wifi names
Aries: free wifi for all *is a private wifi*
Taurus: 469233689943DCBS73848294HSJ7
Gemini: for *book title* lovers only the pass is the main ship
Cancer: kittenfluffi38582
Leo: *NAME* WIFI
Libra: dont connect or i'll cut u
Virgo: wifi??? what do you mean??? virgos dont have wifi
Scorpio: 69420
Sagittarius: not ur wifi
Capricorn: akKEJncmksjJSJFNSN
Aquarius: IM NOT A ROBOT
Pisces: miss piggys wifi
how many fucks does your sign give?
aries: sometimes 0, sometimes 100
taurus: 1
gemini: 1000
cancer: 9372826271
leo: 2000 but lowkey
virgo: an infinite amount
libra: 50
scorpio: 10,000,000 but only for certain people
sagittarius: absolutely none. not at all
capricorn: you're drowning in the amount of fucks you give but you don't want anyone to know
aquarius: -2
pisces: either too many or none at all, there is no in between
Which Baby Are You?
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
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Top 3 best personalities (no particular order)
Aries - aries’ personality intrigues people, making them want to spend more time with aries. They are nice and defensive, they will defend the people they love, whether in a dangerous fistfight or a simple schoolyard argument.
Pisces - pisces’ tend to be funny and, stereotypically cute. Pisces is a kind sign, another that people genuinely want to be around, plus an occult dark side people are intrigued about, and will spend hours trying to learn more about the somewhat mysterious dark side of pisces.
Sagittarius - sagittarius has a bitchy, rude and sharp personality. They are often compared to amethyst, becaus they have a rough and horrid outside, but inside they are soft and kind. Break past the shell, and the painstaking work and insults will be worth it. But the thing is- people actually like the stony facade!
ANNOUNCEMENT!
I am now taking requests! By requests I mean you can basically request anything. Request smth like “the signs most to least likely to become rich” or something of the sort and I will respond //PRIVATELY// with a link to the post after I’ve made it. The private response is mainly so my blog doesnt get crammed with asks, it’ll look messy and untidy. Thank you guys, I need to go turn my phone on do not disturb mode now lol bc a LOT of people have been asking if I take requests. Thank you! urs, -zodiacsposts