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My Lilith is in Gemini 👿😈 I lowkey hate Gemini's

[scorpio-astrology]

Venus Signs and their Crush

[tarotaurus-blog]

Aries: Their crush is fit and athletic, is daring and outgoing. // They’ll be pretty direct and demonstrative with their crush, they don’t want to waste their time.

Taurus: Their crush is down to earth and calm, has an aura of stability and loyalty. // They’ll be slow on whether or not they’ll make a move, they’ll be passive and shy.

Gemini: Their crush is intelligent and witty, is dynamic and not boring. // They’ll be talkative to you, they’ll want their mind stimulated before their body to like you.

Cancer: Their crush is sweet and caring, is emotional and kind. // They’ll be lost for words and stutter when talking to their crush, they’ll give shy glances and want you to go their house.

Leo: Their crush is beautiful inside and out, is glamorous and self confident. // They’ll shower you with compliments and make you feel like a king/queen.

Virgo: Their crush is clean, well-mannered, quiet and smart. // They will be left analyzing you and everything you do and look at you when you’re not looking to try and see what makes you tick.

Libra: Their crush is charming and hot, is nice to everyone and well liked. // They’ll either flirt and charm like nobody’s business or be really shy, but either way they’ll be charming and will smile at you a lot.

Scorpio: Their crush is mysterious and seductive, is dark featured and strong. // They’ll look at you whenever they can, will know a lot about you without ever talking to you and will be nervous around you.

Sagittarius: Their crush is free spirited and knowledgable, is full of energy and optimism. // They’ll share their strong opinions with you and want to involve you as much as possible into their life and future.

Capricorn: Their crush is successful and hard working, is is ambitious and physically attractive. // They’ll want you involved in their future and will ask about it, they’ll get touchy and stare when you when you’re not looking.

Aquarius: Their crush is unique and different, is mentally stimulating and rebellious. // They’ll become best friends with you and will have great conversations with you, will be hard to tell if they like you.

Pisces: Their crush is innocent and sympathetic, is an old soul and compassionate. // They’ll follow you around like a little puppy and will hint a lot and will avoid you a lot because they’re just so flooded with feelings for you.

[astrologichole]

the signs as “negative” qualities

Aries: tries to do everything at once, doesn’t know when to stop and take care of themselves, bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty, has entirely too much on their plate

Taurus: idealistic, spends a lot of time trying to impress others, doesn’t like to apologize, eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalties in general, a tad codependent

Gemini: the most flip floppy people ever, what’s today’s mood?, never apologizes, in denial 90% of the time, their way is the highway, desperately needs a break, they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them

Cancer: the literal meaning of I’ll give you the shirt off my back, isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them, wants to change but is scared of change, complains a lot but never takes advice people give them

Leo: no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one, is actually really sad inside, honestly needs a hug, exhausted always, a crackhead

Virgo: can dish it but can’t take it, rushes everything, anxious, plans their future but forgets to live in the moment, sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind, talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are

Libra: solves everyone’s problems but their own, is actually really sad and lonely, gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it, will do anything to justify bad decisions, honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn’t really love  their self

Scorpio: easily set off, will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason, keeps a lot in, so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them, too many “what ifs” swirling in their heads, has trouble showing their true selves

Sagittarius: impatient, brash, commitment issues, body issues, doesn’t realize they don’t need to change for anyone, has a lot of different goals to a point where they get overwhelmed, just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them

Capricorn: scared people won’t like them unless they’re at the top of their game 24/7, takes a LOT for them to talk about their feelings, secretly struggling, fake happy, needs a plan but doesn’t know what that plan is, confident but insecure at the same time, wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone’s expectations of them and live normally

Aquarius: gets heartbroken like 30 times a week, trust issues, can be unmotivated and disinterested, feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked, doesn’t know how tap into their emotions despite being very intuitive, confused, expects little

Pisces: empathetic often to a point of no return, plays the victim, doesn’t know when to say no, cynical, hermit, is very impatient, trusts everyone too much, can be secretly very critical and judgmental, can only tolerate maybe ten minutes of social interaction, needs a lot of validation

[astrhology]

2020 for the signs

aries: for you 2020 will be the year you finally take initiative and make a decision on something you’ve been questioning for a while. with mars spending a good portion of the year in your sign you will begin to look after yourself more and work harder for the things you want. you will also finally let go of personal blockages and self-doubt and find yourself being more confident and assertive.

taurus: you will face a lot of changes, especially within yourself. this could be a physical, spiritual or emotional change but one thing is certain: you will come out of 2020 as a new person. next year will also offer you a chance to get out of your comfort zone and change your routine-oriented life. this is a good thing as it will make you more flexible and open to new ideas. you will feel a sense of ease and inspiration throughout the year.

gemini: next year will be the year of romance for you. venus will be spending more than a third of the year in your sign so you can expect 2020 to be fun and indulgent, especially during the summer. next year definitely won’t be boring for you and there’s a huge chance you’ll find that special someone or improve your current relationship by a lot. just watch out for your laziness and tendency to procrastinate as that will be increased during the year.

cancer: with jupiter opposing your sun you might find yourself more restless and more open to expand your horizons. you will also be experiencing enhanced intuition and spirituality. money also may come to play here and you will have no difficulties gaining it but be wary of being overindulgent and spending it excessively. next year you will also be the one who brings joy into your relationships, both platonic and romanitc — but remember to take as much as you give.

leo: if you haven’t felt like yourself lately this is bound to change next year. you may have lost your confidence and spark due to hardships during previous years but this will change in 2020. you will be experiencing a variety of new things, especially with romance. the beginning of the year may start out confusing or slow for you but as it goes on you will feel more like you belong.

virgo: 2020 is an excellent year for you to make goals and accomplish what you want, as it will be an efficient year for you. you may feel a bit confused or “out of it” during your natal planet mercury’s retrogrades but regardless this will be the year that you start taking responsibility for your own happiness and stop burning out for others.

libra: as chiron ventures further into aries and opposes your sign, 2020 may be a year of pain but it will also be a year of lessons and a year where you get stronger. as your natal planet venus spends a good portion of the year in gemini, you will be more open and communicative in general but especially with your thoughts and emotions. the good thing is you’ll be more focused and decisive throughout the year but strong emotions and competitiveness also may arise. 

scorpio: you will be more at ease next year and feel more optimistic as your natal planet, pluto will be conjuncting jupiter for a good portion of the year. during this time around you may also feel like it’s easier to achieve all the things that you want. you will find balance in the things you do and your positive change will not only affect you but those around you too. an abundance of money may come to you and you will be sure to save it or spend it wisely as pluto will also be conjuncting saturn, the planet of perseverance too.

sagittarius: next year will have a karmic feel to you, like all the things you have been doing, whether good or bad, will pay off next year. as the south node resides in your sign starting from mid next year, you may find yourself feeling more familiar and content with the things you already have. you will also be spending more time with friends and family and the people who bring you comfort.

capricorn: you may have felt like your efforts haven’t payed off or that you don’t get recognized enough but this is bound to change in 2020. as jupiter is residing in capicorn this year you may surprisingly find yourself exhibiting all the traits of jupiter  — optimism, indulgence and a desire to have fun. your personal relationships will also improve and there’s a good chance you’ll find love in 2020. whatever you do next year will feel easier and lighter than the previous ones.

aquarius: in 2020 you will find stability and a routine, you may also expect yourself to work harder but with ease and be sure with the things you want. due to your natal planet uranus residing in taurus you may find money and new personal possessions come your way. you will connect with your friends and family on a deeper level and feel a more open, preserving connection with them. 

pisces: as lilith finally exits your sign you will finally let go of past grudges. you will finally feel more free, relieved from your past difficulties and tensions and like anything is possible. next year the focus will also be on your social life and you will feel yourself thrive in that area. you will gain confidence and a sense of worth which will reflect on the things you do.

[scorpiofx]

if a certain sign doesn’t stop showing up in your circles, you likely have something to learn from them. the universe is bringing you this recurring energy so you can learn from them. 

[scorpiofx]

[blank] is there to teach you…

aries: self-confidence, bluntness, to overthink less and act more, to be more spontaneous, to take initiative and put in the effort, to be able to say no and stand up for yourself

taurus: stability, the importance of comfort, self-worth, personal values, how to build security/safe spaces, to be more firm (embracing a healthy stubbornness), connect more with nature/animals/etc

gemini: open-mindedness, healthy communication, to speak out about your opinions and thoughts, the importance of being social and making connections, how to pay attention to small details, flexibility

cancer: the importance of a comfortable home environment, warmth and love towards others and yourself, the importance of love and deeper connections, how to balance work and life, to accept yours and other’s emotions and feel them to their fullest extent

leo: self-confidence, how to battle insecurities, to speak your mind, to be your true unfiltered self, the ability to be firm in your ideas and yourself, how to break out of your comfort zone and try new things

virgo: the importance of routine, how to balance out your life, how to prioritize, how to care for your health (both physically and mentally), how to overcome your “flaws” or problems, healthy communication

libra: how to embrace and express love, balance, fairness, open-mindedness, the importance of being social; expanding your circles; forming close bonds with others, healthy communication, how to see situations and concepts from multiple sides, spontaneity and how to go head-on into new environments

scorpio: stability and security, how to protect yourself and care for yourself and not just others, the importance of keeping some things secret/private/hidden, initiative and drive, work ethic, creativity (and how to actually put your creativity into a career/goal/etc), overcoming intimacy issues / recognizing the true meaning of casual vs intense relationships

sagittarius: the importance of educating yourself, how to see all sides of a situation, flexibility and open-mindedness, self-confidence, how to speak up for yourself and especially your beliefs/opinions/ideas, how to say no, how to be more adventurous and free, the importance of travel, how to be firm and independent yet welcoming and open at the same time

capricorn: how to establish boundaries, work ethic and goal forming, forming stability/security and how to structure your life, how to say no, how to distance your logic and decision making processes from emotion

aquarius: how to put yourself before others, independence, healthy levels of alone time/”me time”, how to overcome creative blocks, importance of community and meeting new people, stability (internal), how to speak up for yourself and express your opinions/beliefs/thoughts, how to critically analyze your own ideas and behaviors

pisces: flexibility, open-mindedness, how to nurture others, how to communicate more softly and make others feel welcomed, the importance of creative expression and how to overcome things like creator’s block, how to care for yourself (especially mentally/mental health wise), how to activate hidden/inner talents within yourself, how to embrace/feel emotions instead of repressing

[astrhology]

what the signs should leave in 2019

aries: your doubt  — because you’ve been hurt before, in 2019 you’ve been doubting yourself and others which has only been making things worse. you are meant to be confident, open and trusting. you deserve so much and once you let go of all the doubt and distrust you have within you then you’ll truly thrive

taurus: your anger  — you have to admit there’s a lot of anger and resentment inside of you and that’s something you need to let go of. what happened is in the past and with uranus, the planet of change being in your sign, positive change is bound to happen for you

gemini: your idea of perfection  — you are so accepting of everyone else but you have this idea of perfection and who you’re supposed to be and of course you can’t live up to that. striving to be better is something to be proud of and that’s what you should continue to do in 2020 but remember: nobody is perfect and that’s perfectly okay

cancer: trying to please everyone  — another year, another opportunity to make everyone happy? no! the person who you should be worried about making happy is you. you care so deeply about others but it’s time to focus on yourself and stop worrying whether or not you’re pleasing everyone else

leo: procrastination  — you and i both know that you’re a determined person with a lot of goals, so why are you putting off everything for later? the time to get what you want out of life is right now, just believe in yourself and give it your best, i know you can do it

virgo: your insecurities  — despite being such a kind and loving person there’s one major flaw to you: you can’t stop criticizing yourself and picking your flaws apart. that’s not doing you any good and i know it’s easier said than done but this is definitely something you need to leave behind and with small steps and support from loved ones i hope you get there, because you truly deserve the best

libra: blaming yourself  — you have to stop blaming yourself for everything that goes wrong. because of everything that happened to you in the past few years you’ve learned to just accept the bad and blame it on yourself - that’s not a good way to live, you have to demand better and know that most things simply aren’t your fault

scorpio: taking everything to heart  — there’s nothing wrong with being emotional, that’s a virtue not a flaw, but sometimes you take it too far. not everyone has a personal grudge against you and some criticism really is just constructive. you need to stop taking everything to heart and realize that not everyone is against you

sagittarius: settling for less than you deserve — you’re such a strong and amazing person, so why are you settling for less than you deserve? because of everything you went through you now just go along with anything you get out of life. that’s no good, you and i both know you deserve way better and 2020 is your chance to fight for it. it’s time to leave the settling for less behind

capricorn: worrying too much  — i get that you have a lot on your mind and so many things seem so important, but let me tell you, half of them aren’t worth worrying about. instead of focusing on yourself and your needs you’re wasting your time worrying on minuscule things, this is something you need to stop doing

aquarius: your need to be superior  — because of your insecurities you have this constant need to be better than others. you need to stop worrying about this and just enjoy the moment, you deserve so much more than constantly trying to compare your worth to others

pisces: your need to escape  — in the past when things went wrong you’d look for an exit instead of confronting it head on, but we both know this didn’t cause you any good. this is something you need to leave behind in 2019, because solving the problem rather than escaping it no matter how difficult it seems at first is what makes you stronger and what will prove to be the better option in the long run

[vitruvians]

The Signs as Instrumental Playlists

Aries (listen)

20th of March - 20th of April

Taurus (listen)

20th of April - 21st of May

Gemini (listen)

21st of May - 21st of June

Cancer (listen)

21st of June - 22nd of July

Leo (listen)

23rd of July - 22nd of August

Virgo (listen)

23rd of August - 23rd of September

Libra (listen)

23rd of September - 23rd of October

Scorpio (listen)

23rd of October - 22nd of November

Sagittarius (listen)

22nd of November - 22nd of December

Capricorn (listen)

22nd of December - 20th of January

Aquarius (listen)

20th of January - 19th of February

Pisces (listen)

19th of February - 20th of March

[neo-wonderland]

The Influence of the Ascendant

Aries Rising

+ dignified, ambitious, daring

- irritable, clumsy, absentminded

walks fast, makes sudden movements

may have scars around their eyes or cheeks

chooses their clothes carefully to best present themselves to the world

prone to migraines, skin issues and fever

Taurus Rising

+ future-minded, cheerful, perceptive

- ruthless, inconsiderate, deceitful

their nostrils flare when they’re angry

speaks slowly and thinks everything through before they say it

great poker face

deep, gentle voice

Gemini Rising

+ thorough, sophisticated, observant

- clingy, complacent, domineering

has a bouncy walk

gesticulates frequently when they’re speaking

likely to need glasses

always seems full of life and energy

Cancer Rising

+ methodical, proactive, elegant

- combative, indecisive, awkward

overwhelmingly gentle vibes

just wants to go home

doesn’t trust easily

very difficult to upset or make angry, but watch out if you manage it

Leo Rising

+ captivating, witty, curious

- suspicious, short-tempered, careless

walks like royalty

prone to back and heart issues

their hair (or lack thereof) is a standout feature that they take good care of

knows how to read the room wherever they are

Virgo Rising

+ dignified, clear-headed, considerate

- spiteful, stubborn, boastful

lots of nervous energy, the type that never sits down

good posture

conservative when it comes to their appearance

hates having their picture taken

Libra Rising

+ considerate, persistent, gracious

- indecisive, sarcastic, lacks direction

the way they move and talk is always appealing

prone to kidney and chest issues

usually has good skin and teeth

projects kindness

Scorpio Rising

+ sophisticated, caring, imaginative

- stubborn, jealous, crude

eyes that stare into your soul

generally avoid external displays of emotion

kinda mysterious

good dancers

Sagittarius Rising

+ stoic, passionate, courteous

- quick-tempered, judgmental, indiscreet

tends to be clumsy

prone to issues with hair loss

always smiling and telling jokes

they have nice noses

Capricorn Rising

+ adaptable, prepared, practical

- excessive, obnoxious, cold

may come off as unfriendly - they’re not

prefers to dress in dark colors

give off an air of professionalism

reserved around strangers

Aquarius Rising

+ sentimental, reliable, sophisticated

- hostile, patronizing, vain

weird sense of style

constantly cultivating and displaying different personas

usually has a small friend group

always giving to charities and causes

Pisces Rising

+ thoughtful, profound, ambitious

- abrupt, impassive, skeptical

long eyelashes

quiet in social situations

large eyes

very charming when they finally feel comfortable opening up

[blooooom]

we don’t talk enough about how important imagination is to the practice of manifestation. we’re quick to downplay it as day-dreaming or something to be embarrassed about, but it is vital to learn how to use your imagination to aid your practice. imagination is the co-creative space between you and the universe, it’s where you directly communicate with your higher self and guides, and for some of us it is literally peeking into other parallels where the lives we imagine living are happening for real.

[plutonic-astrology]

How to guess someone's rising?

Honestly, it’s hard guessing someone’s specific placements. There are times it’s really obvious and times where there’s just too much going on in their chart and it sends out mixed signals.

So instead here’s a cheat sheet for guessing what overall energies someone might have.

Aries: Sharp or intense eyebrows, smaller heads (sometimes), childish smiles, rough or masculine vibe, sporty or adventurous, bold and fiery, likes cars or the color red, the women sometimes dress like a Bratz doll - they aren’t afraid to show skin and can pull off some really intimidating looks. The aura they give off is endearing in a naive way (they’re easily excitable) or violent. Animal eyes/magnetism. Something about them is primal and sexually charged.

Taurus: Sweet smiles, elegant or thick necks, stubby or shorter in height when there’s a lot of it in the chart, thick or curvy, something about them is sensual and soft - like it’d feel amazing to touch or hold them. They’re very clearly artistic/musical or feel connected to nature in some way. More dysfunctional Tauruses can give off a very bored/stubborn or unapproachable vibe.

Gemini: Mischievous eyes, they twinkle like they know something you don’t. They look like they know how to laugh and like to giggle. Clearly intelligent, often very talkative but not always. More likely to have multiple tattoos and piercings or multiple hair colors. They may dress radically different from day to day or have multiple aesthetics clashing in their appearance/home. Nervous energy, easily distractible, easily bored. Flighty, manic energy or confused/unstable energy. The more Gemini there is the more their eyes can look like a kaleidoscope.

Cancer: Very pale skin if they’re white (this is the biggest indicator). Big Mom energy, something about them is so gentle and nurturing. On the other hand, they can have big Baby energy, maybe they appear younger than they are or try to - they can have the look of a wounded child in their eyes. Tend to have rounder faces and probably at least one picture of them with their pet (who they treat like their baby) on social media. Very nostalgic or sentimental at times - they’re drawn to older time periods, especially anything that reminds them of their childhood. Loves Disney or similar cutesy things.

Leo: Feline eyes and gorgeous, thick hair. Also loves to show off skin and dress like a Bratz doll (emphasis on brat - they really pull off that aesthetic/vibe). Drawn to the color gold or yellow. The Best smile, it’s bright and infectious and looks natural. Older men and women with Leo may wear a few tacky things in an attempt to feel younger, especially Venus in Leo. They can seem like they have an inner light to them that just radiates warmth/a star quality. The men come off as extremely cocky and pompous - it shows in the way they carry themselves.

Virgo: Glasses are the #1 indicator (I think taking in so many details unconsciously makes them squint and strain their eyes). Soft, humble or shy/submissive vibe. Can be dainty and occasionally very petite. They can appear genuinely innocent, almost doe-like. There can be vague sadness or an altruism in their eyes - they want to be helpful. Alternatively they have very sharp, critical eyes. Usually well-dressed, if not fashionable they still present themselves in a very clean-cut/competent way or in a more natural way. Big hippy energy, they love holistic healing or medicinal practices. Can appear androgynous (but lean more towards feminine features).

Libra: An aesthetic is immediately apparent and often draws inspiration from high fashion. Noticable acne - huge indicator (not sure why but this is definitely a thing; hormonal imbalance maybe?) Symmetrical or noticably asymmetrical faces. Unbalanced Libras have unstable eyes (you see this clearly in some of their pictures). Can be very elegant, sophisticated and graceful in appearance or demeanor. An interest in old Hollywood actresses or the Rococo period. Very very girly when they’re feminine, though quite a few Libras are androgynous or bigender.

Scorpio: Intense, piercing eyes that look like they’ve been through a lot. A very “tortured” look occasionally. When they have bad intentions it shows very clearly in their eyes - they become predatory/chilling. They often have a sexually charged, smoldering look (bedroom eyes). Very reserved, they can have a quiet confidence/knowing to them. Asks the deep questions and mostly keeps their private life to themselves.

Sagittarius: LOUD and opinionated. Very laid back, natural and comfortable in their own skin. Loves to laugh (usually at other people’s expense). They gently bully and tease their friends and family. Can be noticably spiritual or religious. Can lean towards a tropical/bohemian aesthetic or make it clear they like to travel (there’s probably pictures on their social media). Are genuinely hilarious and say outrageous things. Go for odd romantic partners or people very different from them. Usually tall, might have a longer face. The men can be extremely good looking, very chiseled (but it’s probably a Sag/Capricorn combination). The women are effortlessly hot - it’s mostly their attitude/demeanor. A lot of them that aren’t white can be racially ambiguous - they look like they could fit in almost anywhere or are regularly mistaken as another ethnicity. They have a philosophical or political side to them and probably love satire.

Capricorn: Amazing bone structure. Tired eyes. Appear awkward in their bodies, like they don’t know how to relax or loosen up. Mature or authoritative vibe, they easily command respect and people may try to impress them. Talks about work, is always busy/unavailable and embodies their career aspirations through their clothing - the men especially like to do this; if they want to be a CEO you’ll know, if they want to be a musician you’ll know exactly what genre. Can appear very stressed or have a depressing aura. They have very mature interests, something about them may be old fashioned - quite a few of them actually do like history or aesthetics from another decade. The women often try to embody what’s considered conventionally attractive but might wear more neutral or natural colors. They especially look good in black and brown. The men can sometimes have a boy next door traditional type look - very clean cut.

Aquarius: Usually the easiest to identify, they stand out as strange or awkward immediately. Can appear anachronistic or quirky in appearance - the men especially love having a strange aesthetic accompanied sometimes by equally strange facial hair. Can be a bit avant-garde or have alternative interests. Being poly or heavily into kink culture is a big indicator. Very rebellious or likes to play the Maverick. Usually political or into some type of activism. Comes off as very airy or detached but highly intelligent and has at least one odd interest/hobby. They regularly break the rules or display antisocial behavior. Sometimes they have reptilian eyes, they’re icy/piercing and if they’re blue they’re freakishly light blue, like neon (I’ve seen this quite a few times but I wouldn’t call it common).

Pisces: Very spacey, illusive energy. It’s really hard to see them clearly at all (I’ve gotten to the point where I can look at people and guess their energies and any time I look at someone and I can’t pin them down in the slightest I know they have Pisces). Can appear very sleepy or sedated. It’s very obvious when they’re drug friendly. They either appear very artsy and spiritual or they try to embody a fantasy through their appearance. They like makeup more than most signs and are really creative with it - they come up with some otherworldly/ethereal looks. They can be confusing and vague, especially with their words. They’re drawn to music and art and can be effortlessly poetic. More likely to be sexually fluid or gay. Beautiful eyes, sometimes it looks like they have a permanent filter over them they’re that gorgeous and unique (Elizabeth Taylor was a Pisces).

There’s definitely more but that’s all that comes to mind right now.

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zodiac signs as things people i’ve known have said

ARIES: “Have you ever crushed an egg with your bare fucking hands? It’s exhilarating.”

TAURUS: “You ready to eat your body weight in mashed potatoes?”

GEMINI: “I’m running on three hours of sleep here, buddy!” *salutes* “Let’s fucking go!”

CANCER: “I am both physically and emotionally exhausted, and frankly, I might just cry for the third time today!”

LEO: “I hate it when people with ugly themes follow me. If you’re gonna associate with me even in the slightest, don’t be ugly.”

VIRGO: “Why are you parked on the sidewalk?! That’s new!”

LIBRA: “Get out of my glitter! Get out of my glitter!!!”

SCORPIO: “I brought back ocean water with me. I lied and told the TSA lady that my mom is dying and she’s never seen the ocean so I could bring it on the plane.”

SAGITTARIUS: “Do you think aliens know what capitalism is?”

CAPRICORN: “Quitting my job is the hardest thing I’ve ever done.”

AQUARIUS: “Sicko Mode is a modern Bohemian Rhapsody.”

PISCES: “There’s so many thoughts in my head… I could write a book.”

[realestastrology]

The signs as beverages one may have in the morning

Aries- grapefruit juice

Taurus- hot cocoa

Gemini- orange juice

Cancer- orange juice (pulp free)

Virgo- hot coffee

Libra- just water

Scorpio- latte

Sagittarius- apple juice

Capricorn- the leftover cereal milk

Aquarius- ice coffee

Pisces- tea

Ur girl- my titty

[little-rose-roselet]

the signs & poetry

aries: ‘you are always new. the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest; the last smile the brightest; the last movement the gracefullest.’ - john keats

taurus: ‘though guns may roar and cannon boom, roses are born and gardens bloom’ - angela morgan

gemini: ‘she felt like the moon: terrified of the sky, but completely in love with the way it held the stars’ - robert m drake

cancer: ‘but my heart it is brighter than all of the many stars in the sky’ - edgar allan poe

leo: ‘never drift towards the shores of ordinary’ - robert m drake

virgo: ‘my love for you is more athletic than a verb’ - sylvia plath

libra: ‘in the flush of love’s light, we dare be brave and suddenly we see that love costs all we are and will ever be.’ - maya angelou

scorpio: ‘she was a phantom of delight’ - william wordsworth

sagittarius: ‘it is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one’s eyes and laugh at a fall, and, baffled, get up and begin again’ - robert browning

capricorn:  ‘I took my power in my hand and went against the world’ - emily dickinson  

aquarius: ‘the heart can think of no devotion greater than being shore to the ocean’ - robert frost

pisces: ‘I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees’ - pablo neruda

[myastrologyblog]

The signs as “bad guys”

Make your momma sad type: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aquarius, Aries

Make your girlfriend mad type: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo

Might seduce your dad type: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Libra

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The Signs As Aesthetics

Aries: Spending nights on the beach with a bonfire and friends, during the summer, reminiscing about the past and making new memories in the process. Putting on a new color, that perfectly goes with your outfit.

Taurus: Finding a new friend, and meeting up with an old friend. Watching movies in the dark, and crying over the sad while eating popcorn. Painting whatever your feelings are and having different colors representing everything.

Gemini: Having unfinished notebooks, each filled with different stories. Going outside in the rain and watching it fall. Sitting on the porch, on a summer night, watching the fireflies.

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the signs as lyrics from cruel summer

aries: “bad bad boy, shiny toy with a price, you know that i bought it”

taurus: “i snuck through the garden gate every night that summer just to seal my fate”

gemini: “devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes”

cancer: “i’m always waiting for you just to cut to the bone”

leo: “no rules in a breakable heaven, but it’s a cruel summer with you”

virgo: “i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you”

libra: “i cried like a baby coming home from the bar, said, ‘i’m fine,’ but it wasn’t true”

scorpio: “he looks up grinning like a devil”

sagittarius: “fever dream high in the quiet of the night you know that i caught it”

capricorn: “if i bleed you’ll be the last to know”

aquarius: “i love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”

pisces: “killing me slow, out the window, i’m always waiting for you to be waiting below”

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the same lesson to learn, the same lesson to teach each other

Aries & Libra: Self love/Self worth Both Aries and Libra are about the self, though both are coming from opposite ends. Aries might find themselves alone at times, wondering if their personality is the reason they stand alone constantly, if they self refelct too little, if the self righteous way is the healthy way and most importantly: if the attitude they put on is really how they feel inside? Libra might feel the same a lot as well, but they rather have troubles seeking approval somewhere else or not noticing their boundaries getting too blurry, their self getting lost in others or conceptions and ideas/ideals. At the end of the day both look in the mirror and ask themselves: am I really happy with who I am, is this smile honest and sincere? 

Taurus & Scorpio: Security/ Stability  Nothing seems more appealing than a sense of security and stability for this pair. Scorpio needs the inner stability, the trust, the loyality, the depth. Taurus needs the home, the money, the job, the comfort of not having to worry about tomorrow. Both can be led by the opposite though: greed and control. Scorpio wants to possess the inner being, the people, the emotions; Taurus wants to have all the goods, all the luxury and special something’s, etc. Greed and control can led both of them in wrong area, where they will never be satisfied and search for more and more because they always feel like there is something missing: something that won’t let them sleep comfortably at night.

Gemini & Sagittarius: Satisfaction One thing that is the motivation of many of Sagittarius and Geminis actions is their inner drive for being satisfied. Nothing is enough, they are constantly bored, finda new hobby, new job, new friends, new lover, etc. There is nothing more difficult for them then being satisfied. Now, curiosity and their thirst for knowledge and life are not entirely bad, it’s a beautiful characteristic to have, but a red line that guides them through life needs to be created by them in order to not get lost. Feeling lost is another big part in their life that gives them the feeling to never truly be satisfied, that there is always something or someone better, that this life will never be enough to be happy. 

Cancer & Capricorn: Warmth This might seem confusing at first, since Cancer is the sign known for desiring to create a warm and comfortable home life and Capricorn being known to be cold and work oriented. But actually both these types struggle with pursuig warmth, their perception of a healthy lifestyle and home and creating warmth in their life. With Capricorn it either plays no role, being an unnecessary part in their life or they are scared to create it: failure is their biggest enemy. Failure plays a big role in Cancers life as well. There inner fear of being alone, failing in their home life and disappointing their loved ones can create a sufficating environment around them: in moments of weakness they can sting, cling or turn completely cold and shut everyone out. 

Leo & Aquarius: Purpose Both their life ultimately goes back to them: their being, their heart, their ego. They constantly ask themselves what they are here for, what they are good for? Now, the answer can easily be found in the mere description of the signs, but even when knowing that, they can struggle with finding and seeing the clear path in front of them, they will feel not good enough or not appreciated. So Leo covers their fear and inner struggle with being conceited and loud or the opposite: completely shy and unsure. Aquarius won’t share their inner wisdom and ideas, they will give credit to anyone else, avoid people at all costs and will act as normal as possible because they are afraid to break out of their shell.

Virgo & Pisces: Regeneration and self-esteem One thing these signs have in common is giving. Giving and sharing, for Virgo it’s usually acts of service, for Pisces emotional support and comfort. But what if you have the feeling no one offers a helping hand in return or: your acts are done for good, no one appreciates your good nature? Bitterness and exhaustion can get a tight grip of these two and both struggle with finding healthy ways to regenerate and restore their power, to be strong and content, to stand up against unfairness and search for a mentality and lifestyle that won’t give them mental (and physical) exhaustion. Taking care is important. 

Take care of you and stay safe xx