Zoé Hazel

26, transfem enby wheelchair user they/she, plural, AuDHD profile pic made with picrew by star-trek-dumb-comics

[zoe-hazel-wchs-wcmp]

More photos of me in my wheelchair!

[satan-offical]

WHAT DND CLASS DO I GIVE OFF, FIRST TO GET IT RIGHT GETS MY RESPECT

[secret-subject]

Since everyone keeps forgetting apparently yes I live in New Zealand, hypnokink capital of the world.

Yeah, its pretty cool. 😎

[secret-subject]

Okay since some of the aussies in hypnokinky tumblr would like to know yes there are hypno picnics happening in nz. Yes my wife runs them. There are no shenanigans at them BUT we have done hotel shenanigans after some of them and I can say it was very fun. We also have been hosting hypnosis sleepovers for girlie pops in the last year and I can say it's been a very girlie good time. Super gay. We love it here.

Hypnokink in NZ is happening and it's only getting bigger and better with time. Aussies, be jelly and come join us. We have the best brain drain the news told me so. 😉

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wish online communities discussing autism in women weren't like, doing their best to contribute to the false perception there's a distinct Autism For Boys and Autism For Girls, when the whole time it's just social enforcement of gender roles influencing behavior

[smileyobrien]

HAPPY STAR TREK DAY! 🖖

STAR TREK premiered in the United States on the 8th of September, 1966 with the episode "The Man Trap". Today, over 900 episodes across 12 tv and streaming series, as well as 13 feature films have been released, with more still in various stages of production.

[ponett]

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

[mylittleredgirl]

the conversations at starfleet brat reunions must be wild

[thememedaddy]

[zoe-hazel-wchs-wcmp]

streaming companies forgetting their entire existence is based on people believing that piracy is bad

[nonvegetarian-khorne-fanboy]

In the days of faceless corporations, PR talk, community managers and professionalism I would like to appreciate Rebb Ford creative director of warframe, live streaming herself eating MTG cards in clown makeup in an FF themed basement with balatro music because she didnt get the card she wanted. (Emet)

[greatness942]

Rebb's awesome.

The Warframe team almost harkens back to the '90s and early 2000s where every dev was, like, a person and still presented themselves as being people publicly.

It was the peak of "yeah, John Romero spent so long playing Deathmatch instead of making the game he was Deathmatching that it hurt productivity", it was the rise of Todd Howard stumbling over himself with "yes, I was in chess club."

I can't remember what killed it exactly; it wasn't quite "John Romero failing to make us his bitches", I don't think it was the "Giant Enemy Crab." It might have just been a slow descent into corpo soft language.

Warframe? Nah. Our community manager eats cards. We got Werner Herzog to read poetry about how cool our lore is. We'll gleefully admit that we don't know what the hell is going on, we're just writing and playing and writing and playing, who gives a fuck? Ninjas play free, we all lift together, and we're making tons of Grofit. PR teams can suck it, play Warframe.

[alienanthology]

Some versions of the Alien suit contained tubes and hoses to provide a steady stream of creepy drool.

[britomart]

[ID: A still from Alien sowing the Xenomorph from the side with drool streaming out of its mouth. It is against a dark background and lit dramatically. /end ID.]

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[secret-mafia-boss]

adding in my favorite question I’ve seen in the (many) industrial safety trainings I’ve been to

[innerchildabortionclinic]

in the ideal world being a veteran gets you 10 more years or something

[tuckersunshine]

yes let's give these vets with PTSD an extra ten years cause why not

[innerchildabortionclinic]

^me accidentally defending a child molester because I respect the troops so much

[sarinisanta]

Do you think animals also think we act fucking weird during eclipses cause we kinda do we just stare at the sky for a few minutes.

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Man I really hope my sister doesn't stalk my fucking tumblr

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

My sister did… she threatened to send me to a psych ward.

[sarinisanta]

My brothers found out I'm here too and I was like "me i don't care" then i remember the occasional siscest post.

Cause they might get the wrong idea

Like that maybe I'm interested on one of them

And that I couldn't let happen

They cannot think I'm straight even for a sec.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

A relatable as fuck fear.

I was terrified of my sister asking about the siscest posts. Cause I am NOT into my irl siblings. For like multiple reasons. I don’t wanna talk to them anymore even sorta reasons.

[sarinisanta]

Totally valid and fair, I would be wildly uncomfortable if they got that idea and not just cause I'm not straight >.<

[ilovecats4ever]

nichijou wiki is a goldmine