heeby jeeby

he/xe. sept 2002. multifandom/infodump acc. polycule diversity hire. queer, audhd, sick and tired. i like heavy metal and cats. i will eat your family. posts may be suggestive and/or contain heavy topics. follower discretion advised.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

had a dream i was about to engage in cannibalism (which is on my irl bucket list & honestly saddens me sometimes at how difficult it is to achieve hygienically and legally) on an inhabited extragalactic planet & i was sitting at the feast table waiting for the roast human to be brought out (obtained from warriors defeated in space gladiator combat??? not ethically sourced) but then i got anxious that i was appropriating the planet's culture by engaging in traditional cannibal cuisine that many locals probably could no longer afford & i spent so much time dissecting whether this specific instance of cannibalism was compatible with my socioeconomic values that the meat went cold & i woke up confused

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[heebyjeeby-doesnt-do-anything]

mgrrrroaaaaaahhg

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[guerrillatech]

[kianamaiart]

real life college losers

[kianamaiart]

[empanadaaaaaaa]

lo', there shall be an epilogue

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[twistcmyk]

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[ohnoitsnoma]

painting exercise !

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[bsideheart]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

[animate-mush]

Like Psyduck?

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[heebyjeeby-doesnt-do-anything]

listening to New Orleans bounce while pacing back and forth diagonally in my room with a blank expression

[heebyjeeby-doesnt-do-anything]

no pants

[heebyjeeby-doesnt-do-anything]

listening to New Orleans bounce while pacing back and forth diagonally in my room with a blank expression

[87sukiyaki]