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@zoe-ivey-fan
~☆Welcome To The Blog of a Serial Gorgon Enjoyer☆~
Please note this blog is more of a personal blog, I just really like Zoe Ivey and might post about him every now and then
anyways, on with the introduction
Good day everyone, it's your girl Arsenic
Pronouns: She/They/It/Fae
Age: 19
Country+Province: Canada, British Columbia
This blog is dedicated to my day to day life as a broke trans girl and my undying love of Zoe Ivey(as my blog name might imply)
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i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️
I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt the reaction I was looking for.
so my slot was at the tail end of rush hour, and i got a fair number of listeners/callers who were on the way home from the office. And like, I had a lot of callers, who almost all wanted to request songs that really didn’t fit with the aesthetic. I had pitched a power pop show when i got my slot, but the callers were not having it; they invariably wanted classic rock.
this made sense in a way. if you think about the demographics of the people who listened to the radio for music in 2010 instead of their ipods or cds or whatever, you’d expect them to skew older right? accordingly, i quickly realized that almost all of the people who called to request songs were Dads of a Certain Age. It was honestly annoying at first - I’m all for most classic rock, but that wasn’t what the show was supposed to be.
And so one day, when i was feeling particularly annoyed with requests that just didn’t fit thematically, i came up with the joke that rapidly became the only reason I kept the show going. Per station rules, I had to play a certain number of pre-recorded PSAs during my show, and before I cut to one I was supposed to read out the song titles and artists for all the music i had played before the break. So this one day when i had to inform the world before the break that the song they just heard was, per a listener’s request, Hey Jude by the Beatles, I decided to do a goof. I said:
“and finally, that last song you heard was Hey Jude, which was of course written and performed by the Rolling Stones.”
I barely had time to get the ads going before the phone started ringing. See, I had been assuming people would realize i was making an obvious joke by claiming one of the most well-known Beatles tracks was a Stones song, but i had failed to consider that my listeners were mostly 55-70 year old dads who were irritated from a long day in the office.
And when those dads heard me, a millennial woman, get the artist of an extremely well-known beatles song WRONG???!
they HAD to call in to correct my ignorance. never in a polite way either, it was condescending and annoyed or nothing. and like, they were just SO personally insulted by my inaccurate reporting that it took a massive amount of effort for me to avoid cracking up during the call. I had never understood why some people would enjoy trolling random strangers on the internet before, but in that moment, I understood the appeal entirely.
obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen David Bowie.
the phone immediately began to ring.
“ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” one of the callers began, “DAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!”
“I thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?” I replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure.
I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start.
And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born.
@eduards-stuff I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format I started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.
My friends on campus knew that hay I was doing and enjoyed tuning in, but only one actual listener ever figured out what I was doing, and he was literally a random 30 year old guy from the netherlands with access to an early internet connection radio service. He was possibly my only actual fan. I only know about him because he went to the effort of making a skype and paying for international service so he could call in, and while I got a few calls from him, the first remains my favorite:
me: hi there, you’ve got TST-
him: *strained, wheezing dutch laughter*
me: hey, is everything o-
him: pfffHAHAHAAH YOU MAKE THEM SO MAD. THEY THINK SO LITTLE OF YOUUUUUUUU BUT THE MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FOOLISH! HA! HA! HA! YOU HAVE DUPED THEM!
me: sir i do not know you and i have never even seen you but i am in romantic love with you.
Chunibyo and magical girl dialogue is the exact same thing, but pallet swapped.
Just replace darkness with light, and death with love.
I don't know if chunibyo speech would be less cringy if they talked about love and light, notably they need to talk in the same "the cursed seal in my cursed eye rages, I must contain these dark urges. A creature like me doesn't deserve happiness." It needs to be said like they're doing an impression of Solid Snake while gargling rocks and being 13.
"The light of my friends burns all shadows and doubt with its grace. The love that spills ever forth from my heart for my friends (in a not gay but sometimes gay way) fules the machine of mercy and judgement that is my splendour."
I was relistening to Wanopo Vol 4 and man I forgot how good E.C.H.O.(not the CrusherP song) is, like that guitar that's lifted straight from a Daft Punk song, those smooth synths juxtaposed with the roboticness of Rin+Len Act 1, it's just the rawest chill vibe of all time, I wish it was an album long, unfortunately it's overshadowed by RemoCon being their biggest song(which is also on the album)
I love my programmer socks
I have a skirt now, everything will be eh-okay(heh)
gods would someone just fucking kill me already, why must rent be so fucking high
I swear to fuck, if I have to install Blender one more time I'm gonna the only untagged wall in an alley downtown and paint a Susanne on it
was rereading MahoYome earlier, I love Zoe's wings, and his snakes so much
Haaaaaa look at these lovable dorks
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
