Snoopy4life

[zoenora]

I’m just not all that fussed about SpongeBob

[zoenora]

Hot honey protein Greek yogurt chia seed pudding.

[zoenora]

Jacob elordi is our generations tom cruise

[zoenora]

I wish I could text my dentist

[rollercoasterwords]

sometimes it does feel just a little embarrassing to get really into a super mainstream popular song that was like tailor made to go viral online & get overplayed on the radio. like fuckkkkkk they made this a lab to be popular & i’m falling for it. they got me….

[zoenora]

Will the mold in our owala bottles be our radium girls

[zoenora]

Idk what movie this is but my god his penis wouldn’t exist any more when I’d be done. He would legally classify as a woman and then I would knock him up and take him to the abortion clinic ❤️

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[zoenora]

No yeah having to drink 2 liters of water everyday is pretty annoying but other than that I hate my life

[goth-queen]

[zoenora]

I have spent the week making the dip in my bed deeper than ever thought possible

[zoenora]

I ❤️ chubby men.

[zoenora]

Eating butter chicken in bed with my pants off.

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[mero7t]

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

[raylangivins]