Vajoogie

Miserable git, lawful neutral

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My grandmother’s cat, he’s 17! His name is Bonne.

[kangals]

[atemporalpainting]

a deer

[zogguz]

@thefreeway4

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[captaincrusher]

Remember when Data just straight up murdered Picard.

[electratart]

when you’re having a good time but remember something embarrassing you said 7 years ago

[feministism]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

See this is why that “it’s only men enforcing masculinity” shit is, well, shit

[bandtshirt]

[coltre]

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

[shiftythrifting]

[zogguz]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[zogguz]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[classicmeevs]

When your mom makes food and she’s like “who’s hungry!”

[joshpeck]

[goldipad-deactivated20170603]

[boterhamworst]

[mothurs]

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall