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i don't know how to tag triggers. fandoms are mainly Dark, Doctor Who and Severance. Jonas Kahnwald = Helly R. supremacy believer (will draw parallels anywhere)

[g1pper]

if one more of you vile people reblog my post with the tag #beatles haha#thebeatles😹😹 im going to slit my throat on national television

[zolabeano]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[left-lateral-incisor]

[ID: A picture of the progress pride flag. The chevron with the stripes for trans people and people of color, as well as the intersex flag, have been replaced with the Tumblr "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines." /End ID]

[cyber-shiro]

Cooking's ready. Enjoy!

[zolabeano]

[bitchard-nixon]

I’m still searching for the “it’s pride month Henry you know what that means” “vat, do you vant us to gay war crimes”

[bitchard-nixon]

I FOUND IT

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[partisan-by-default]

You forgot the other two.

[clara-maybe]

I think human!rocky is for cowards

[zolabeano]

viewing yourself as lazy, kinning sans from undertale, pointing at sloths and saying "haha literally me" then growing up into a ball of energy and becoming a professional to-do list checker who wakes up at 8.30 even on weekends

Huh. Turns out lazy is a pretty weird way to spell adhd and a mood disorder

[spiroagnewfan80]

guy who has only learned about Nixon hearing about another politician: "Wow, that reminds me a lot of Richard Nixon!"

[luna-azzurra]

Underrated Female Character Dynamics

✧ Women who are competitive with each other but it's not catty or about a guy. They're both trying to win the same research grant. They're rival chefs. They're competing for department head. It's professional, it's intense, and they grab drinks after because they're adults.

✧ The "mom friend" who's actually a hot mess in her own life. She's got everyone else's problems solved, therapy-speaking her friends through breakups, but her own apartment? PURE DISASTER. Her love life? CATASTROPHIC. Her sleep schedule? WHAT SCHEDULE????!

✧ Female friendships that survive one of them getting into a relationship. Groundbreaking, I know. Her boyfriend isn't threatened. She doesn't disappear. They still have brunch. Novel concept.

✧ Women who are mentors but not in a "wise old crone" way. She's 32, she's tired, she didn't sign up to be a mentor but here's this younger woman asking questions and dammit, fine, she'll help.

✧ Best friends who don't agree on everything and that's okay. One's a vegetarian, one works at a steakhouse. One wants kids, one doesn't. They're not trying to convert each other, they're just vibing with their differences.

✧ Female characters who are allowed to be mediocre at "feminine" skills. She can't braid hair. Her baking is questionable. She's been wearing the same makeup look since 2015 because she figured it out once and she's not experimenting.

✧ Women supporting other women in weird specific ways. Not just "yas queen." Like, "I'll create a distraction while you steal your ex's Netflix password back" support. "I'll pretend to be your fake reference for this job" energy.

✧ Older woman and younger woman friendships that aren't maternal. They just... like each other? They met at a concert. They bond over niche interests. Age gap but make it friendship, not a lesson.

[zolabeano]

"humans are inherently evil" MY FRIENDS JUST GAVE ME AN ORGANIZER. WITH MY OCS PAINTED ON IT!!!

[zolabeano]

Fighting internalized misogyny through character writing is so weird like yeah here are my two main characters one is a middle aged man the other is a young woman. And I have to basically pull myself back every time to reassess the situation because I'll be putting him in situations, making up scenarios about him while listening to music, and if I don't watch out I'll end up giving him all the interesting character development and forget about her. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT! SHE'S AN INTERESTING CHARACTER TOO

They could never make me hate you, but they made me unable to love you and I'm so sorry

but I WILL CHANGE THIS. YOU WILL BE MY BLORBO ONE DAY.

[centipede-rain]

Busses are so cute, kneeling down so you can get in easier. Like big gentle camels

[zolabeano]

I approve of this message

[bon-bonsai]

Nightmares + Subconscious thoughts

I wonder if they saw each other during the great war

SONG: Too Little, Too late by Laufey

[renzilla-exists]

coming online as someone who liked the finale

[zolabeano]

Irish teacher: "forgive me if I sound rude but... [starts whispering] is the mafia actually a thing? or just an exaggerated stereotyp-"

an entire class of italian highschoolers about to explain the four types of mafia they studied in middle school (they can finally do something with this information):

[holymolyitssam]

ouuugghhhhh mr milchick can fucking get ittttt ugghhh