Hello, I would like to remind everyone that the events in the solar system all started because of Astrodude.
Think about it: nothing happened for a billion years because the solar system just needed one small event to set everything off.
You could call it the Astrobutterfly effect.
Yes, Neptune asked Uranus a question, but if Astrodude hadn't answered it, nothing would have happened.
+ Thanks to Astrodude, Titan finally believed in himself and decided to start a revolution.
+ Astrodude (and Astrowife) also helped search for Earth, and later pulled him out of a coma.
+ It seemed like everything was over once everyone went back to their realistic orbits, but no—Astrodude just had to help everyone out (because he felt he owed Earth). He spent a ton of his already short lifespan doing this (short compared to the planets, of course). Then, the planets revolted against the Sun and left.
+ The Sun only agreed to talk after Astrodude persuaded it, and it was Astrodude who made the Sun realize what it had done.
And I'm not even mentioning that he did all of this under near-death conditions