A Pup Named Xanax, by Jan Brandt

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A Pup Named Xanax, by Jan Brandt
stole a quote from my baby
@fatpatsuicide
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i had a big thing for benjamin orr.
an adorable gay couple bought this in 2006. i hope they still like it.
agggggggh my rent went up. i feel like this
old
yah, after sucking 1200 dix
Emmanuelle and Qusar Khanh, Interior, 1978
classics never die
Word on the Street
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SELECTIONS FROM TIMOTHY WILLIS SANDERS' TWITTER BY TIMOTHY WILLIS SANDERS, EDITED BY MEGAN BOYLE
12 Oct Want 'science' to turn me into a self-sustaining, sentient electrical pulse that can be inserted into the internet and live indefinitely 9 Feb Bread flavored gum. 4 Sep Ate a tuna salad sandwich and thought "I'm livin that 31st century futuristic fly shit." 17 Oct Keep thinking the boxes throughout my house are other humans. 30 Oct Just said "doo-doo porn" loudly while friend talked to his mother on the phone. 4 Nov Seem to be only human in Target impacted emotionally by Bill Withers singing "Ain't No Sunshine" through the PA. 14 Dec Segways seem fun. Confused re 'mockery' of segways. 28 Dec Want a Funkadelic song to exist titled "Black People, Be Careful With Your Time Machines" 14 Jan Wish astrology was real so I could know all I need to know about humans without actually working to know a human. 28 Jan The man who coined "I'm the shit" is probably dead. 27 May Really nothing to stop me from screaming "CRIME MOB HOE" in this bank lobby. #freedom 31 May Thought "ol' Sean Connery lookin ass" while looking at a man who resembles Sean Connery. 31 May Made eye contact with another man at urinal. Just trying to keep an open mind. 2 Jun Waiting room with 4 strangers. Everyone is calmly absorbing Shania Twain. 9 Jun Often visualize a large snail when someone says, "stream of consciousness." 14 Jul Urge to become tiny man and swim in sausage gravy. 27 Jul Gonna start a band called "Suicide On Vimeo Live" 24 Aug Thought "what media would I take to a deserted island" and "probably have larger concerns" and fell down... 24 Aug Thought I tweeted, "~60% of my 'blackness' is irony, and ~40% is 'fuck you'" but I didn't...fell down...laying here... 24 Aug On ass again, looking at ceiling, wonder if cobwebs are made by spiders or naturally occurring phenomenon..or wtf... 1 Sep Thought "y'all still my niggas" to box of fancy-ass cookies. 19 Sep Seems the only audiobook worth purchasing is Foster Dubs reading Koontz aloud to his mother in the cabin of a U-Haul. 30 Sep Trying to decide "what to do next"...maybe I'll [nothing feels appealing]. 20 Oct Imagined getting shot and while hunched over, bleeding profusely, whispering "Retweet..got shot...Twitter" to myself. 20 Oct Identify with Juicy J lyric "I get so damn trippy / in my mind / I go blank" despite lack of total comprehension... 6 Nov Man at "Occupy Nothingness" protest holding sign: "100% of Americans will die, at some point." 27 Nov Honestly can't think of anything more pleasing than writing, "I want have sex with you," on the FB wall of people I want to have sex with. 27 Nov Seems the most valuable thing about being in a relationship is going to Target to "pick up a few things." 17 Dec That little rover on Mars seems pretty lonely. 20 Dec Engaged in sudden struggle to remember humans named Ralph. 23 Dec The "Coming Race War" seems sexual. 29 Dec Tried to feel something, anything, re Kim Jong-Il, our last hope for nuclear annihilation. 4 Feb David Attenborough saying, "The average human spends 56,352 hours awake in bed, too lazy to pee..." while camera pans to reveal me in bed. 7 Feb Briefly imagined being able to fast forward through today using an appliance called "Fuck Tuesdays"... 11 Feb Referred to Walgreens pharmacist as "my drug dealer" and she didn't laugh. 9 Mar One day a Pterodactyl will crash into my room and we'll ride outta this bitch. 11 Mar Waka Flocka Flame brand vodka called "Waka Flocka Vokka" 12 Mar Imagined continuously tweeting the letter "B" over 100K tweets, or until I lost 175 followers. B,B,B,B... 22 Mar Seem to have 'balked at' today by getting out of bed and saying, "BALK BALK BALK." 23 Mar Suddenly remembered parent's euphemism for penis was "polly-wolly" & palmed my face. 24 Mar Realized I'd misread the past tense of 'binge' ('binged' pizza) as past tense of using Bing search. 26 Mar Organized group of trained assassins who quietly & painlessly assassinate depressed people called 'The Humanitarians' 30 Mar Urge to put on ~5 hoodies and linger outside a gated community. 6 Apr Stopped looking at Facebook on computer and started looking at Facebook on phone. 8 May Wish I could get a .gif tattoo. 12 May Remembered trying to make "DILLIGAF" [Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck] happen in 8th grade by saying, "DILLIGAF y'all!" 2x in ~1 hour. 12 May Seems people forget how chill rabbits are. 15 May Sometimes the internet seems like a million rich, white teenagers fucking. 17 May Genuinely concerned about encountering a horse-sized insect at some point. 26 May Watched intensely frustrated ~5yo repeatedly strike cactus with toy lawnmower. 30 May Lecture series where the speaker does the "Tootsie Roll" continuously for 48 minutes in complete silence. 30 May I want to ride a turtle. 30 May 363lb Magic player casually tweeting Soundgarden lyrics... 3 Jun "He just sat shirtless and stared at his fat." - someone describing me in 2072 4 Jun Just experienced neutral feelings re "sex robots" while opening Beanitos. 19 Jun The fat in nuts can be described as "nut fat." 20 Jun Stopped pretending I wasn't staring at a butt & just stared at a butt. 29 Jun Seems plausible that Obama is 10-15 feet tall. 4 Jul Seems like Wiley E. Coyote was a huge fuck up. 6 Jul Roomie asked "Do turtles have dicks?" and I said, "Yeah, they do. Right?" and he said, "I don't know." 10 Jul Disease called "Obese Foot" where you rapidly gain weight in your left foot... 18 Jul Want to be pushed out of a helicopter and fall into a stadium filled with beef ravioli.