mouse in the house

liam 🧟‍♂️🦒he/him🐭🩺🩸 I love u phil surgeonmouse and phil zombiegiraffe …

[userlesbian]

touch his wood :(

[diphowell]

sugar baby

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan replied to these tweets!

13 July 2026

[regsaysstuff]

five nights at the phan cruise

[duneussy]

nothing prepared me for the intimacy of phil knowing dan has a birth mark on his back. like yeah of course he knows but the fact that dan himself was confused cause it’s a part of himself he can’t see…yet phil has observed

[diphowell]

something something your partner being able to see parts of yourself you can't

[lizardsmp3]

1.34. I Have Multiple Qualities

[userlesbian]

"they live in forks"

[userlesbian]

thank you famed vampire romance author daniel howell

[a-gentle-yoink]

gays do maths!

[lizardsmp3]

oh no look out dan and phil you’re gonna smudge your whiskers!!!

[reunitedinterlude]

smell me (preshow credit)

[sunchildsatoru]

[pseudophan]

they're so excited 😔❤️

[diphowell]

a photoshoot where they make sure they're touching each other in all of the photos as a statement on what this new era will be

[ahappydnp]

so according to your tags phil is into men who can bridal carry him across the room…but…dan can‘t even catch him when he’s fainting. so obviously phil loves the doctors! he’s so disappointed his boyfriend can’t catch him he immediately wants someone who can actually carry him! and we love him for it…that’s also why dan joined the gym

no see the thing is dan can carry phil. he just needs to do it more

[ahappydnp]

he was pregnant with phil squats here

[solarting]

hard launch drunkbang on the blue couch