Dark Mojang Show Me The Forbidden Zombie Horse

Whattup I'm Sarah I'm 21 and I like this block game a lot. Follow me on my minecraft adventures! All minecraft horses are my children. I follow/like from baekhest.

[daggryet]

yeahhhh i was like the iron golems existence was already questionable and then they add Another One..???

its also really weird seeing the mutuals on the dash be excited over it

it’s just another case of mojang never actually listening to the concerns of jews: we tell them there’s antisemitic themes surrounding the villagers as a whole - they never fucking get redesigned or updated. we tell them “hey the golem is exclusive to our culture and beliefs, can you not find another name for them?” and they go ahead and make a second mob with that name that is, again, exclusive to judaism

and i’m not like…mad at people for liking the mob, i just wish it was a much bigger conversation in the community and that people actually listened when we speak up - because we’ve been talking about this for years, before notch was kicked from the company

(not to mention, this fandom can accuse people of antisemitism left and right, but when we actually speak up about something it’s silence from all sides)

so, yeah, it’s probably a cool mob, but the second i saw that name i immediately zoned out.

please don’t vote for the copper golem

[zombiehorses]

Now that stained glass, horses, coal blocks etc are in the game they should just make all of Java Edition 2.0 be in regular minecraft. I want to see the Redstone Bug and the chickens that attack you and the Etho Slab. Let furnaces overheat and explode again, it would be so funny.

[pigpigpens-deactivated20211108]

went trawling through the minecraft wiki, here are my favorite bugs the developers fixed 

[mojang-officialer]

What mob would do the best job of opening a coconut im asking for friend

so i thought about this a little bit too much and made a list of which mobs could either open a coconut, possibly open a coconut, or could not open a coconut, containing every single mob that has ever been in the game.

details below the cut

Keep reading

[mojang-officialer]

some clarifications:

iron golems are usually very slow and don’t hit all that hard, which is why i assume they will launch the coconut rather than crushing it. they could probably step on it and break it open that way, but they barely lift their feet off the ground at all, so i’m not sure they’d be able to (though i could be wrong).

endermen could teleport up high and drop the coconut but that’s assuming they have a place to teleport to. (also, they tend not to teleport vertically more than a few blocks.) if they didn’t have a high spot to drop it from, then the judgement i made still stands.

as for the gold tools thing, pure gold is so soft you can bite into it. that’s not breaking a coconut. of course it’s possible that minecraft gold isn’t 100% pure but i’m not getting that deep into digital metallurgy to answer a coconut question

[minecraft]

I’m sorry but if you think a gold axe couldn’t split/smash open a coconut because of some silly anecdote about how you can bite thinner pieces of gold then you’re delusional. Even if you only had an unsharpened blunt ingot of gold the weight alone would be enough to bust that sucker open.

People have made copper axes in real history and used them for pretty much everything, including opening coconuts; and the strength of work-hardened copper and work-hardened gold is basically identical.

Needless to get into it further gold axes chop into solid wood, while gold isn’t the best material for this, it would get the job done as the exterior of a coconut is basically the same as a wooden shell.

[zombiehorses]

I’d argue that the guardian’s spikes could crack open a coconut, but they only deal recoil damage so you’d probably have to throw the coconut at them to get them to spike it.

[akiragatr]

[plum-city-card]

hey quick question why the fuck does xisuma have a video talking about “who’s responsible for the capitol riots”

[plum-city-card]

NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

[plum-city-card]

this video is monetized btw. just so we’re all aware how he’s profiting off sharing his “opinions”

[plum-city-card]

oh and of COURSE his video addressing that one homophobic hermit goes out of its way to never actually say the word “gay” and when he does say it he stumbles through the acronym like “l g… b… t… q…. plus?” like fuck you man

[plum-city-card]

@hoodedgalaxy @wewetke as best i can understand (because my only frame of reference is xisuma who is of course extremely reliable /s), tinfoilchef wrote some homophobic stuff online? and somebody found it while researching the hermits’ opinions on lgbt stuff and that prompted tfc to issue an apology video

[zombiehorses]

IIRC tinfoilchef had some kind of old blog from 10 or so years ago, and he had written some homophobic stuff on that blog. He mentioned in his apology video that he doesn't believe that anymore iirc. It seemed stilted to me but that could also be just him being an older guy who doesn't know the best way to refer to things, idk. I don't really watch him or xisuma very much and I haven't seen the caps myself, just the aftermath, but I figured I'd chime in since I remember getting tinfoilchef's apology thing in my recommendations on youtube.

[nonetoon]

Tried to make a quick sketch of what kind of creepy but harmless mobs I think would be cool but failed so have Grib instead

[nonetoon]

Some visuals on how exactly Grib works

[anymal28]

Please tell me I'm not the only person who still acknowledges these guys existence

[deadblog293898210398]

short enderman

short enderman

[chillcrafting]

[loreweaver-universe]

Do you like Minecraft?  Do you like frogs!?  WELL HAVE I GOT A RESOURCE PACK FOR YOU, FRIENDS

Step right up and take a look at the FORGS resource pack, developed by @hezakey, Brinjal, and @krixwell to deliver the maximum frog experience possible.  FORGS is vanilla-Minecraft-compatible, and turns those pesky rabbits into fine upstanding amphibian friends!  They even croak!  It’s adorable.

What sort of frogs might we be talking about, here?  Well, let me show you!  We’ve got…

Yelling Pond Friends!

Absolutely Inedible Strawberries!

Jungle Leapers!

Angry Squeak Balloons!

Friendly Frogsicles!

…and @stickyfrogs!

Download the FORGS resource pack today and fill your game with the greatest animal known to man!

(Toast has not been changed for this pack, as it is a pet memorial. However, it does make for interesting magician tricks with name tags.  There’s also +1 secret frog for those who are ~daring.~)

[cutual]

@frogparty

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pansexual-diorite]

this clip and this clip only

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Did you know! Teeth aren't bones but they are organs!

[zombiehorses]

Anyone else finding the general fear of death on Hermitcraft rubbing off on them? Like, I saw a zombie today and my heart jumped into my throat even though I was wearing full enchanted diamond armor.

[mintbees]

top 5 hermits

5. you cant rank 

4. them they all have

3. unique qualities that

2. make them interesting

1. Jellie

[herobrines-gay-stepdad]

I feel like I need to say this here because it's a rampant issue in this fandom, assumedly because of all the younger folks, but it's been eating on my mind lately and I have to get it out.

I won't be discussing this any further because this is minecraft blog and I like not to post "drama" when I can.

It's okay to fuck up.

Not understanding or not knowing things is just part of life. Every second of every day you are growing and learning and hopefully even improving yourself as a person.

You are going to make mistakes. Everyone is going to make mistakes.

I have made mistakes. I am 21. I will continue to make mistakes. It's how we learn, as people.

The point I am leading into here is callouts. There's a lot of young people here on mineblr- and they're going to fuck up sometimes, because they're teenagers and that's what they do.

That's what we all do.

But if you're seeing folks shipping real people, or supporting a problematic creator, or writing something that displays mental illness in a potentially ableist fashion, or whatever else, that isn't cause to come down on them like the wrath of god, spread their name across a platform, and ruin their lives.

I like to believe that everyone is trying. Everyone wants to be a good person. Everyone wants to learn.

So give them that chance. Explain what the problem is. Learn together.

It's okay to fuck up.

Stop calling out kids who can still learn. Inform and advise. Support them, and grow with each other.