More incorrect quotes from my J.J. AU FIGHT ME I LOVE HIM!!!
Context: Joker Junior incident happens, Bruce locks Tim in Arkham for two years, Jason comes back and adopts this sad wet cat clown child, basically... Also, Steph is Spoiler and hates Batman, as she should.
Random goon: Is... Is it safe for, uh, him to have a gun..?
Tim, spinning in a swivel chair while holding two guns: Weeeeeee!!!
Jason: Why would I work with you?
Bruce: Because this case involves both of us.
Jason: Hmm, I'll need to discuss with my associates.
Jason: Spoiler, Little Red, opinions?
Stephanie, on comms: Uh, Tim needs a better code name, and also kick Batman in the dick.
Jason, kicking Dick in the shin:
Tim: If I'm insane then why can I do this?!
Tim, proceeds to do a flip:
Stephanie: Hey, hey, let's both out on Spoiler costumes and see if Jason can tell us apart.
Tim: You have boobs! It'll be obvious!
Stephanie: C'mon, be so for real.
Tim: I'm actually concerned.
Jason: WELL ONE OF YOU STUFFED A BRA!
Tim: TO EQUAL THE PLAYING FIELDS!
Stephanie: I literally am taller.
Jason: How do I know one of ya ain't wearin' heels!? Y'know what? F#-$ this, I'm callin' Selina...
Black Mask: Okay, who are you?
Black Mask: Okay, you're the one I want dead. Good. But who is she?
Black Mask: No, you're not.
Stephanie: Sounds sexist. You sexist?
Jason: Ooo, he is! Can't believe this. To her face?
Black Mask: I am gonna shoot you both!
Stephanie: Do it. P#-$#. No balls.
Black Mask: Are you actually antagonizing me right now? I am the Black Mask!
Jason: I'm the Red Hood. Red is cooler.
Black Mask: No, it's not!
Jason: Are you arguing with me about colours? Wow, so childish.
Black Mask: . . . Okay, I'm gonna kill you both now.
Dick, knocking him out from behind: That was your guys' idea of a distraction!?
Bruce: That was reckless.
Stephanie: Well you wouldn't let us bring Tim!
Tim, cackling from the shadows: I'm here anyways!
Jason: TIMOTHY, I TOLD YOU TO STAY YOUR A&# HOME!
Tim: I WAS UNDERSTIMULATED! D:<
Talia, over the phone: So how is your revenge plans working out for you, Jason?
Jason, looking over at Tim and Stephanie who are painting each other's nails while My Little Pony plays in the background: Uhh...
Tim, takes a sip and promptly starts choking: WHAT IS THAT!?
Tim: I'd rather do weed with Crane again than that!
Bruce, at a gala, staring in horror as Jason and Tim show up in disguise: Dick... Dick!?
Tim, proceeding to sneak over to Lex Luther and Kon:
Jason: This is an undercover mission. Stay away from the kryptonian!
Jason, face palming as they begin to greet one another like overactive puppies:
Stephanie: Woah, you're gonna teach me to fight in heels!?
Selina: It's a skill all girls should know.
Tim, in the background, trying to balance in heels:
Harvey, in Arkham, gesturing wildly to a traumatized Tim: Why the f#-&$ is a toddler here?!
Ivy: I think it's Joker's.
Crane: Mm, no, Joker looked more German. This kid looks French.
Clayface: Can confirm, there's a difference.
Harvey, gesturing wildly to Tim: HE'S LIKE EIGHT!? HE IS SMALL!? D:
Crane: Batman will pick a fight with anything, damn.
Ivy: All in agreement to rub this in Batman's face anytime we see him?
Tim, crying on the floor: Batmaaaan...
Bernard, on TikTok live: And this is Crime Alley! Notoriously ran by the Red Hood, Spoiler, and Catwoman! Though there's rumors that the escaped inmate known as Joker Juni—
Bernard, brain failing: Hi?
Bernard: Uh... I'm... Who are you???
Tim: An escaped inmate from Arkham.
Tim: Wanna see my favorite places? :D
Bernard, playfully: Is it a date?
Tim, taking his free hand: Sure!
Stephanie: Did he kidnap you?
Bernard: Huh? No! I... Well... No?
Tim: My collection of blondes continues... I wonder if I can convince Kon to dye his hair?
Kon: You're really pretty.
Tim, drawing on Kon's face: I know :D
Tim, in a sing song voice: Guess who hacked the pentagon!