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Affiliated with Citta Alveare. Weapon: Notebooks Housing: Living with Steve and Tony. Citizen

[littleburnerthings]

"She doesn’t? Man, I thought I’d-” He blinks. “Wait, you know about Mutt?”

[I didn’t even notice that jfc]

[zombiesandbutts]

"I'm very lucky. Happy St. Paddy's Day."

[ Pinch. ]

[littleburnerthings]

"Hopefully mine’s not one of them."

[zombiesandbutts]

"Mutt doesn't count."

[ Neither does your slightly greenish skin in that icon. ]

[betwixtarcher-blog]

“BY GODS!! D-Don’t pinch mine!!”

[zombiesandbutts]

"If you're wearing green, you're home free. Are you wearing green?"

[zombiesandbutts]

"I'm gonna pinch so many butts today."

[arainaiadorable]

"My dear girl, you’ll find that the most irresistible thing about a woman is her confidence… in her swaying hips."

[zombiesandbutts]

"Sorry, but I'm not into ladies. I appreciate that confident is nice, but I prefer manly swaying hips."

[fairytaleknight-blog]

"I’m just sayin’ what the hell would ya even get outta that wish in th’ end? …Nothin’, that’s what."

[zombiesandbutts]

"Butts. So many butts."

[fairytaleknight-blog]

"That is the shittiest waste of a wish I’ve ever heard."

[zombiesandbutts]

"I don't need your judgement."

[naughtylist-jack]

SEND ME YOUR CHEESIEST PICKUP LINE

[zombiesandbutts]

"I'll become a magical girl if I can be irresistible to boys and their butts."

[decapitulation-blog]

"I’m pretty sure that isn’t how it works."

[zombiesandbutts]

"Well, if cowbell can cure a fever, why can't butts?"

[zombiesandbutts]

[mangekyouillusionist]

"The good of humanity…?  You really are taking this to the extreme. You’re still young, so you shouldn’t worry about something so … silly."

[zombiesandbutts]

"I won't need to worry about the fate of humanity if you let me touch your butt. If it has magical healing powers, everyone needs to know. If it doesn't, it's still a nice butt."

[mangekyouillusionist]

"… I do not think a fever could be cured by such… actions.."

[zombiesandbutts]

"I'm willing to take that risk. For the good of humanity."

[shutterbughenry]

[zombiesandbutts]

"I wasn't going to touch you without consent. Your butt isn't even that nice anyway."

[ It's all covered with Silent Hill zombie guts and stuff. ]

[zombiesandbutts]

"I have a fever."

"And the only cure is for you to let me touch your butt."

[filthymisotheist]

"Of course. I’ll be sure to do ‘zat."

He nodded, taking note of the fact that there is a food joint run by a familiar face he could go to, now. There would be two, though, if he could remember Stan was in Hive City, let alone remember to tell him about the job offer.

[zombiesandbutts]

"Good. I'm looking forward to cooking you burgers."

[ Tina's not nearly as passionate about burgers as her father is; she's much more passionate about shipping and butts. But that doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy cooking burgers. ]

[yodaheehoo]

"I think some of us were heroes in our old world. We should totally get together and chill."

[zombiesandbutts]

"Let's have a naked slumber party."