Antivan Crow

Affiliated with Citta Alveare. Nobody (9 March 2014) District Delta

[zombiesandbutts]

"I’ll become a magical girl if I can be irresistible to boys and their butts."

[arainaiadorable]

"My dear girl, you'll find that the most irresistible thing about a woman is her confidence... in her swaying hips."

[aforaran]

“Your kind grows as brash as it is blind.”

“Do you not understand the proper countenance needed when in the presence of a king?”

[arainaiadorable]

"Would you look at that... a handsome elf who fancies him a king. You, ser, remind me of this lad who made a fortune off of his likeness of some upper-crust nobleman."

[themagehero]

"Not yet, although they have put us through much worse and if they asked me to get on my knees I would not be surprised.

The funny thing is, I ended up talking to the man after the attempt failed. We talked about my magic and his assassin past. Although he did not come from… our world as it was. That is to say he was not from Thedas.”

[arainaiadorable]

"I would only be surprised if you conceded to their demands. I hope I'm there when it happens.

"You've a streak with letting men who try to kill you live. Is that a new kind of fetish? Specific to Fereldans?"

[themagehero]

"I am not sure if I wish for a quick tryst simply to check your theory. I believe the scientists take your coin away when you enter this city. You essentially enter as a no one, and through time you have to earn your status back. For example, my spells were restricted as well as Winter’s Breath and my current robes. I had to gain things back one at a time.

And I have not been fraternizing. Although I did meet one when he tried to pickpocket me.”

[arainaiadorable]

"These scientists sound like sadistic gods. Have they tried to make you get on your knees and beg yet?

"He could have been a common thief. Not all men who pickpocket are assassins, my dear Warden."

[themagehero]

"From what I heard in the Circle they make quick trysts in the corner easy, although I did not try this for myself.

As you wish. I suppose we can both at least be glad no crows are here. There are assassins around but none from Antiva.”

[arainaiadorable]

"You should. Then report back to me. I have to know whether or not they're worth investing in." And that's why notices that all of his money is gone. "Hm? I had at least ten sovereigns on me before I got here. Blast."

Zevran let out a sigh. "Have you been fraternizing with other assassins? I'm wounded."

[themagehero]

"I do not think weaning Alistair may be necessary. And following me around was his choice; he said himself he wanted to be a follower and not a leader. Although now he is the King. The world works in mysterious ways.

I believe you may have a different definition of the word bears than I do. Once you meet him I am sure you will understand. And if you feel the need to have your lamppost licked please only do it in a brothel.

So, do you want to move in with myself and him or would you rather test out the… interesting life of a district first?”

[arainaiadorable]

"You know what else works in mysterious ways? Mage robes. I hear they're very efficient. But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

"I think I'll meet this bear of yours first, then decide from there."

[themagehero]

"With all the things we had to do as part of the Blight, being ashamed of a dance would honestly be a welcome change.

Well, it would be bigger than a cot. There is someone else who lives in my house, but he would not be interested in being your bedmate and is actually older than the two of us.

Then again, him actually being a bear also reinforces he would not want to lick your lamppost any time soon.”

[arainaiadorable]

"Wouldn't it, though? Alistair could stand to learn a thing or two from you. That must be why he followed you around like a helpless pup. Did you ever wean him?

"Now, now. I know better than to be picky. In my time with the Crows, I was actually acquainted with a few bears. They were all too eager to lick the ol' lamppost if you ask me."

[themagehero]

"I could attempt the Remigold if you so wished but I doubt that would do me any favours.

I would much rather catch up with you and share my experiences of this city rather than fling myself into some physical aspect, my friend.

District Delta is not a brothel. If anything, it leaves you homeless. However, I have procured a house for myself in this city if you wished for a better place to stay.”

[arainaiadorable]

"Spoil me once and I'll never let you live it down.

"Suit yourself. To each their own pillow talk.

"You mean I'd have my own cot? All to myself? That sounds terribly cold. And lonesome. I'll consider it if you can find me a bedmate."

[arainaiadorable]

//Oh dear maker... we have a Zevran!! A Z-E-V-R-A-N!!11 I am even more tempted to bring in a F!Hawke to Citta! OMGEE!!

B) If I can't get into the pants of that Amell, there's always the cousin. HOLLA.

[themagehero]

"When you are in the middle of a Blight, I find it was best to avoid anyone’s persuasion. No matter if it was a bard, an apostate or an assassin.

And if you are free as you say and considering there are no Grey Wardens in this city, what are your plans? I am not sure if you would want to continue any involvement with me when you are not bound to me or any cause here.

By proper, did they give you an apartment to live in? Or do you live in a district?”

[arainaiadorable]

"Now you're just boring me with your straight-laced attitude.

"I wouldn't be so quick as to forsake any and all involvement with you, dear Warden. There's still the physical aspect we've yet to explore.

"You mean District Delta isn't a brothel? Braska!"

[themagehero]

"I believe I would know enough about the second one to not underestimate them. Considering how we met after all.

It is not so much resigning myself as every attempt that has been made to get out of this city has ended in failure, and we all effectively have to play by the rules of our kidnappers. I have seen no Antivan Crows in this city.

Also, were you given proper housing?”

[arainaiadorable]

"Are you intrigued by the former? I recall both Morrigan and Leliana trying to woo you but to no avail. Perhaps you're in need of someone of... firmer persuasion.

"No, see, that alone is cause for celebration. Here in this place, I could very well be free. I ought to thank these kidnappers of yours.

"Define 'proper'."

[themagehero]

"Morrigan does have… rather strong opinions of Alistair.

You should probably at least find out some information about this city before you go charging off to a brothel. However, if you feel it must be attended to as soon as possible then you should head to the third sector, which is also the most dangerous sector.

Believe me friend, I did not choose to come here in the first place. However, in the time I have been here there has been no escape so I have had to try adjusting. I apologize that you are being held captive here now too.”

[arainaiadorable]

"Unless the women here have caught the taint, I doubt I've anything to fear. You underestimate my skill with my blade. And my blades.

"Seeing as how you've resigned yourself to your fate, I'm tempted to do the same. Have the Crows followed you here?"

[themagehero]

"I briefly saw the King around this city once, but he disappeared as soon as he arrived.

I am sure you have your idea of what ‘probing’ entails, but if you wanted that I would only recommend going to a brothel. My definition was obtained by being here for six months, almost seven now. Believe me when I say the doom and gloom is justified.”

[arainaiadorable]

"He's smarter than he looks, no matter what the witch says, no?

"Yes, yes, finally, we're getting to the meat of this conversation. Point me in the right direction, my beloved Warden, and let the merry-making begin!

"Wait-- Did you say seven months? Aren't you supposed to be ensuring world peace or some other altruistic notion? I didn't fail to kill you for nothing."

[themagehero]

"Zevran! A pleasure to see you again, although I wish it was under better circumstances. As far as I know, I am the only Grey Warden currently here.

If by probing you mean misery and being watched every hour of the day then yes, a lot of it is included.”

[arainaiadorable]

"What? There's no royal bastard to torment? Now I'm disappointed.

"The last I observed, that is definitely not what 'probing' entails. Dare i ask where you obtained your definition from? I'm willing to guess the Anderfels with all their tasteless doom and gloom."

[themagehero]

"Something seems… familiar. It might just be my mind playing tricks on me but I will need to check this out."

[arainaiadorable]

"Andraste's flaming ass! It's you! Is this where you Grey Wardens have gone into hiding? I never would have guessed. Tell me, does this social experiment involve a lot of probing?"

[arainaiadorable]

The painted elf - as he was known by ornery golems - chortled over his strange predicament. Leave it to an assassin as inept as himself to be robbed of his daggers and given these horrendous pink things. Zevran tried to sharpen his blades against one another, but the flimsy plastic made an awful screech instead of a clear ring.

"I would never think to call a brothel 'District Delta', but if that's where all the action is to be, who am I to question it?" The very fact that he was being given accommodations was more than enough to put a (sleazy) smile on his pretty face. It was time to find all the good haunts.

[arainaiadorable]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

"The answer to this question used to be the Wonders of Thedas, but after that turned out to be a sore disappointment, absolutely no pun intended, I wouldn't mind testing my luck in Orlais. The scenic route is to die for, if you know what I mean."