zombified419

29 - frequent dumbass - she/her Asks are open, so *awkward finger guns*

[zombified419]

Hello there!! I absolutely adore your fic Naberrie Blooms. Like above all the fics I’ve ever read levels of adoration. I reread it at least every 3-6 months its just so good. Recently I’ve been getting into book binding, really researching all the things needed to do it and thinking about the fics I’d like to bind for my own personal collection. NB is the number one fic that came to mind. All in all a roundabout way of me asking if it would be ok with you if I printed out and bound NB for my own personal use/reading? Theres so many parts of this fic I’d love to highlight and go through physically with the paper book in my hands. If not, no worries at all! Hope you have a lovely day :D

Ahhhh @2-30am I would absolutely be honoured 🖤 thank you for asking; that may be the closest I actually get to a book on someone’s shelf! By all means, you have my permission ✨

[zombified419]

Ed Teach would say the left Twix tastes better than the right to intentionally fuck with Izzy. Once he gets Stede in on it, Stede says the right one is the best just to be contrary and further drive Izzy insane.

[y2jenn-deactivated20251108]

Some Like It Sweet

[zombified419]

🖤🖤🖤

[tuherrus]

our flag means death but make it don bluth (sort of)

[zombified419]

This is fucking gorgeous

[numtwleve]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The final installment of the holiday series has been posted! I hope that you all enjoy, this was so much fun to write!

Excerpt:

“It will get better when they are older,” Din whispered into Luke’s neck. “I know we haven’t had a lot of time to be together lately…”

“It’s ok,” Luke said around a yawn. “I’m too tired anyway. Maybe we can get Mom and Dad to babysit for us someday soon.”

“Hmm,” Din hummed, his lips still pressing into Luke’s skin. “Miss me, baby?”

Luke yawned again. “Always.”

[zombified419]

Check it out, babes! It’s so sweet 🖤

[emcolbs]

more piña coladas 🛋💭🌕

[snake-snack-stede]

THANK YOU HILDA RASULA FOR ONE OF THE BEST GAYEST MOMENTS IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. IT WAS LIKE A FANFIC CAME TO LIFE.

[pirategrime]

[queeraspirates]

no thoughts but this

[whisperflag]

This actually happened, I saw it on my tl

[seosaimhinn]

you gave your ghost / to be alone with me. x

[zombified419]

🥺

[prettybard]

part 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

[flyingfish1]

Omg, I just noticed – !

Right before the duel in 1x06, as Izzy challenges Stede, he throws Stede a sword.

Stede catches it.

He then CONSIDERS THE SWORD’S HILT

as if he’s ASSESSING ITS STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY

and then and only then does he say,

“Well, I accept your challenge.”

It’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it little moment – deliberately so, I’m sure, to maintain the surprise – but in retrospect you can see Stede hatching the plan, on the fly, right then and there. (I wonder if it was scripted or if it was an acting choice.)

Look at this creative, quick-witted, excellently weird little man. I love him.

[zombified419]

Happy Birthday Zombie,

I just wanted to thank you for being so amazing and for writing Naberrie Blooms, and for being such a cool mutual/friend.

I hope you have a good day 💖

Awww thank you so much!! This is so kind of you, thank YOU for being such a cool mutual/friend! 🖤🖤🖤 I did have a great day, thank you

[numtwleve]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

….And that’s a wrap! I’m so excited and sad to present each of you with the final chapter for my merman fic. It’s always bittersweet to say goodbye, and I’ve been writing this for almost a year. I hope that you have all enjoyed this as much as I have!

Thanks go to my amazing beta @zombified419 for helping this fic come together.

Excerpt:

“Swimming is so much more fun than walking.”

Din chuckled as he turned, resting on the sandy ground of the ocean. “It’s because you can swim faster than walking.”

Sinking, Luke turned slightly so he could sit on Din’s lap, wrapping his arms around his husband. “And because you are more comfortable like this. You are so happy when you are swimming, and it makes me happy for you to be happy.”

Din hummed, kissing his cheek softly. “That’s a lot of happy, love.”

Luke rested his forehead against Din’s temple. “There is a lot of happy when I’m around you.”

[zombified419]

Definitely, definitely give this a read if you haven’t already! It’s absolutely lovely 🖤

[numtwleve]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

OOHHHH here we gooooooo!! The climax of my merman story finally! I am so happy to be able to share this with everyone!

We only have one chapter left, an epilogue to close everything else out. I hope you enjoy!

Excerpt:

“Cara,” Luke began, unsure of how to voice his concern.

“Look, I know. I get it. I live among them also, Luke. But they are firing on us. And now that they are dropping bombs that could hurt anyone under the surface, we have to stop them. I don’t think we have a choice.” Her voice was calm, but he could feel her underlying anger.

Nodding, Luke twisted in Din’s hold and pressed his back against his husband. “What can we do to help?”

[zombified419]

It’s fin-tastic! Go readddd 🤩

[numtwleve]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And now for something completely different! I hope that you will enjoy this, since I feel like it’s very different from my normal stuff. I was focusing on the humor here, because it was just too good to pass up! 

I hope you all read and enjoy this little gift for my beta and best friend, @zombified419

Excerpt:

“He’s a nutter!” Jim hissed as they turned around to face Stede. “But an attractive one.”

Olu laughed, finally finding his own voice. “Definitely a nutter.”

Pete walked over to Lucius, casually draping his arm around the man. “I see what you mean, babe. He’s hot.”

That woke Stede up. Rolling his eyes, he turned to lean against the island counter. “No perving on my neighbor, Pete.”

Pete’s eyes were sparkling. “I’ll leave that to you, Bonnet.”

[zombified419]

This is so much fun!! Everyone go read it 🖤🖤🖤