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hello! hey! quick psa!

when mixing skin tones, always mix in lighter and darker complimentary or analogous colors (such as pinks, reds, and purples) to change value, don’t just add black or white to change a value

this way you get a real nice looking palette like

instead of a dead looking palette like

unless you’re going for dead, in which case carry on

sovietcop

basically anyone who really shames people for buying their kids shoes or for buying themselves a manicure while poor doesnt understand poverty

poor people often have a lot of disposable income, more than you think, cause they live on cash

they often do not have any means of transforming that cash into assets or into longterm wealth

so yes i had a lot of toys and nice things as a poor kid because you can buy toys at the dollar store too

and like you can pay a lady 10 dollars in cash to do your nails professionally

but you really cannot scrimp, at least not anymore (maybe decades ago you could) to buy yourself a house or to invest in stocks or other things that guarantee financial protection

poor people are liquid- thats why they may have material goods including nice cell phones but they broke ass will always be broke

hell, even banks and financiers EXPLOIT the liquidity of poor people; cash advance places in the hood and the proven empirical facts that cash deposits from banks in low-income neighborhood go towards major investments and are used as liquid assets by big businesses

keeping poor people in cash and banks in poor neighborhoods are major transfers of wealth in this economy

so please spare me your policing of some lady who decided to get some shoes

kiriamaya

Always reblog

anthonyholden

We’re in the middle of bribing potty training our youngest. It’s sort of working.

More family comics HERE!

Also, please consider supporting me on Patreon. Thanks!

micdotcom

This implant could give humans sight 3 times better than 20/20.

Good news for everyone with blurry vision or a strong desire to become Superman. The Ocumetics Bionic Lens may give you 60/20 eyesight — three times better than 20/20. It’s a major leap in eye prosthetics, takes 8 painless minutes to install — and could be here sooner than you think.

gamebuddy123

Sign me up I wanna be a friggin cyborg and stomp these glasses to dust

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cyclonemetal

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

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They literally were in an awkward situation

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I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

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mcdolans

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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HOW

lexiwestiiee

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

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I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

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there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

iamsensitive

well

do not question

too-hilarious

I want a doot doot

shadowofafeeling

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

shadowofafeeling

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

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herecometherocks

A couple learns a new language to welcome a new addition to their family. (Wells Fargo Bank)

lesbianqueens

The feels

aroramblings

Reminder that it’s ok if you don’t know exactly what kind of attraction you’re feeling. I’ve noticed within the ace and aro communities we like to split attraction up into neat categories of aesthetic/sexual/romantic/sensual/etc. But feelings are WEIRD and nebulous and fluid and sometimes impossible to define clearly. And that’s ok.

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this is a shoutout to slutty girls. girls who like casual sex, who are promiscuous, who have a high sex drive, who are kinky and empowered. girls who own their sexuality and don’t apologize for it. girls who reclaim the word slut and know that there is nothing shameful about the choices they make with their bodies.

ignore the haters. ya’ll rule the world

lilthey

new trend: slut praising

dykebian

this magnet has been on my fridge since i was little and its always been true

wildflowerveins

i’m for my girls into cat sweaters and flower crowns and i’m for my girls who do drugs and want stick and poke tattoos and i’m for my girls who excel in academic settings and i’m for my girls who want to quit school and travel and i’m for my girls who want to date and i’m for my girls who want to have wild sex lives and i’m for my girls who want to wait till marriage or not have sex at all and i’m here for every single girl in between and every single girl who is none of these things or all of these things. i’m just here for my girls bruh

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anndirectioneer:

“Effy: Here. A hole that fits mine. The moment I saw you. I knew it’d be the closest I’d get to being close. I didn’t know what to do with this feeling - happiness. I used to be able to when I was strong, but you have made me weak. And now I can’t, I can’t. Love’s not supposed to do that, you made me go mad! Freddie: You’re making me mad now, Effy. And that’s exactly what love’s supposed to do. Jesus, I thought we were happy. Effy: Too fucking happy.”