zOMG DmC

Random DmC: Devil May Cry stuff, and a bizarre submission-based solo RP where Dante and Vergil try out any horrible pickup line you send them on my alter-ego, J. zOMG! Images are mostly SFW, though I have a puerile sense of humor, so beware of cussing, butts, bathroom humor and dick jokes. :D This is a sub-tumblr, so unfortunately I cannot follow back from here.

[zomgdmc]

Hi I just wanted to say thank you so much for your account, as a fan of DMC:Devil may cry stuff your account has been grest for finding pictures of the reboot versions, your amazing. Thank you

Hey! I may not be active here anymore, but I'm always glad when someone enjoys this ridiculous blog, you're very welcome!

My DmC obsession never really went away tbh, I'm still making 3D stuff to this day to amuse myself 😅

Bonus WIPs: Some quick viewport snapshots of my latest DmC Vergil model as I suffer through learning how to make strand-based hair, plus my ongoing project to re-topo, re-texture, and rig his coat by hand...

[evilwvergil]

“Lady” and “Nico” from Devil May Cry 5, just want to draw them together. When I see the cutscene about Nico invited Lady to start digging with her, even through I’m a girl, I WOW to see Lady’s beautiful body, I’ve been loving Lady…

[zomgdmc]

Not gonna lie tho, V looks remarkably like my ex-husband that time he forgot to cut his hair for like 6 months. Except with tattoos, emo sandals and summoned demons instead of Dickies, Chuck Taylors, and Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

[zomgdmc]

So I’ve been watching a friend play DMC5, mostly out of morbid curiosity, and I figured out what was really bugging me (besides Nero’s butt-chin and attempts to be The Grittier Dante)...

TL;DR: I don’t hate it, but I also don’t love it. It’s... ok? But it has Problems.

[cut for mild spoilers]

Mind you, we haven’t finished the game yet. But none of the Strong Women™ of the franchise seem to get to DO ANYTHING in this game. Their badassery is implied at best - mostly you just get to rescue them (naked, of course). You don’t even get to see them fight - Dante just waltzes on in to the first Big Bad fight, right in time to see them both go flying and make a remark on their (undemonstrated) badassery.

That’s it.

Poor Kyrie fares even worse - so far she’s been nothing but a disembodied voice and some vague references. She doesn’t even seem to merit a model... maybe because she lacks the T&A potential that Trish and Lady have. (Don’t get me wrong, I love Trish and Lady to death and I was stoked to see them. But geez, guys.)

I do have a soft spot for Nico, the White Trash Wonder, and her unhinged driving. And the hat weapon is, frankly, the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in video games for some time. But the rest of the game hasn’t really measured up to DMC 1, 3, or even 4 so far, and it definitely has not been able to grab my interest the way the reboot did.

Your mileage may vary. It’s been mildly entertaining, and there’s a couple of times we were cry-laughing because of our own shitty fisting jokes, MY FALLING SON (Nightmare) and the way you can make everyone slide around on one foot (MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN, SLIDIN FAST), but overall it’s just... not up there.

And then.... microtransactions. You can buy orbs. Back in my ancient days, you replayed levels to farm your fuckin orbs. And honestly, you can very easily get tens of thousands of orbs in a single level, how lazy do you have to be to buy them??? Color me disappoint.

[the-fatal-impact]

Oh, it’s today!🖤

[zomgdmc]

I rose from the dead just to show you guys the extent of this idiotic flagging algorithm.

(A bunch of my renders also got flagged, and you’d better believe I spammed them all for review. Drown the tumblr staff in the work they made for themselves.)

[zomgdmc]

How do you feel about the new Devil May Cry 5 coming out next year...?

I’ll be honest, I’m kind of glad that Capcom isn’t revisiting the DmC universe, because I always had the awful feeling that they were intending to have Dante kill off Vergil. While it sucks to leave the reboot hanging, it does leave lots of room for fan theories and works! (In other words, at least Capcom can’t screw it up for us...)

I’m also a fan of classic!DMC, just not in the obsessive way that DmC grabbed me (and still does, even if I haven’t really been active here). I’ll probably check out DMC5 at some point, though I’m not awaiting it as anxiously as the die-hard classic!DMC fans are. But I’m happy for them - this is what they’ve been waiting on for YEARS, while Capcom hemmed and hawed and milked re-releases and special editions.

...I will say that it hasn’t escaped my notice that the game models in DMC5 seem to have drifted away from the stylized versions that once characterized the classic series, and more towards the realistic style that was so decried in DmC. This may just be because modern PBR-based game engines kind of demand it, or you’ll get an Uncanny Valley effect. Still funny, though.

[lizzart-zardonicz]

So, I’ve reached 100 followers recently and I’m so happy and thankful. ♥ Here’s some more Vergil for you, haha. :D Oh and btw. I would really like to start requests and commissions. So, if there’s anything you like me to draw, feel free to ask! :)

[lizzart-zardonicz]

Decided to do an “evil” version as well. :D Although Vergil’s devil trigger looks different from this version, I liked the style and the simplicity in Vergil’s Downfall.

[nikashepard]

“Assiel holds the key.”

[bobhoskins]

when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

[zomgdmc]

Vergil stole all the ass

Today’s best out-of-context Skype quote

[zomgdmc]

Sorry I’ve not been active much here these days, I’m still head-down in learning Zbrush in order to make The Ultimate DmC Vergil Dress-Up Model (tm). Have a grainy test render of my latest texture and shader settings for the customized ‘Fallen Vergil’ model.

[officialdeadendthrills]

Rendering: Custom resolutions @ ~40megapixel Antialiasing: Two-pass colour-based offline AA Methods: Free camera w/ FOV and roll Tools: Assembly hacks for free camera; GeDoSaTo for custom resolutions and screen capture

[nikashepard]

Jesus, what happened, is this the day of awesome discoveries? Are you telling me that it is finally possible to actually play around with the camera during cutscenes too and not just gameplay? And increase the size as much as you like? Yes please! @j-has-a-nephilim-problem!!!

[zomgdmc]

*rises from the grave* did someone say 40 megafuckingpixel screenshots???

[ickmilka-deactivated20201029]

[zomgdmc]

Happy Birthday to the lovely mun of @lady-kalina-ann and @nephilim-vergil! May we have many more years of sinning together xD

Lady: Genesis 2 model WIP by me Vergil: Genesis 2 body by me +  XNA model by @nikashepard

[CLICK TO EMBIGGEN]

[zomgdmc]

...And Many Happy Endings

Dante: *belts out* “Oh, Rudolf with your snatch so tight, won’t you ride my dick tonight?”

Vergil: “That’s... confusing on a number of levels, not the least of which is the implied bestiality.”

J: “Also, your voice is peeling the paint off the goddamn walls.”

Dante: “Aw, where’s your Christmas spirit?”

Vergil: “We don’t exactly have time for -”

Dante: *interrupts* “Jingle balls, Jingle balls, hangin’ down my leg~!”

J: “I’m gonna jingle your balls with a fucking sawblade if you don’t stop that.”

Dante: “You guys suck. I’m giving you all coal in your underwear.”

J: “I’d say stockings... but I’m pretty sure you actually meant underwear.”

Shoutout to @codenamehazard for the suggestion that sparked this one you can blame them for it :D :D :D

Happy Holidays (or not, as you prefer) from zOMGDmC!

Special Bonus: J’s expression through this entire ordeal.