&quot;Know your place, fool!&quot;

#shslsyoko #((aaaww shIT HERE WE GO!))

Dedan kept his place, not moving an inch despite Syo's clear attempts at budging him a tad. It was clear that she was itching for a fight. And if that meant that Dedan had a chance at brutally murdering her, than that was fine by him. His balled fists then clenched outwards like long, slender claws. His teeth grinded together and sounded like nails on a chalk board. And his eyes looked cross, and that Dedan was prepared to snap Syo's neck any second.

"Girl, you must have a death wish..."

Dedan then began to prepare for battle, putting up a steady stance and allowing her to make the first move, cocky enough to believe that he would be able to retaliate.

"And I will be pleased to grant it."

Well, no saying he wasn’t pressed to get out of here.

Dedan’s already loud voice turned into an ear-splitting screech, and instead of turning tail like some scaredy-cat schoolkid, the only defensive move Syo took was to tighten her grip on her scissors and step back in case he took a swing at her—with the way he was acting, she expected it’d happen sooner or later. She reveled in revulsion; she’d eke out every bit of pain and fear she could, because if she could get any from a bona fide monster—well, that meant she was just that good, didn’t it?

What he said didn’t really concern her: why should she care about his universe? It’s not hers! It’s not here!

"You expect me to just forget about my homeland and just let it rot!?"

"Good try, big guy! Let’s just put it this way: all good things must come to an end, but until you rot, you’ll always have the memories!”

"C’mon, Danny Boy! You gotta buck the fuck up! This wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard about some world-ending disaster, and lookit me! I’m doing fan-fucking-tastic!”

Sure, she wasn’t at the time, but it’s easy to say that here and now!

"You insignificant little worm!!! The entirety of what I worked on is back in that universe!!! I have pledged my loyalty to The Queen and if that means that I need to break through this prison AND Break someone's fucking face while i'm at it to return THAN BY GOD AM I GOING TO FUCKING DO IT!"

At this point, Dedan was fed up with Syo. In fact it was probably likely that we would attempt to kill her right here and now. The fact that she was just telling Dedan to forget everything he worked on, and dreamed of doing in years past, was sickening to him. He had some much on the line in this situation. His Job, His home, His power, His Loyalty...and...Him. He couldn't just forget that. It's something that he had engraved into his soul. He may always have the memories, but the more he thinks about them just make him more angrier, and in turn, feel like more of a disgrace to his Queen and himself.

"Now I suggest if you are not going to be of any use to me that you leave my presence immediately! That is unless you want me the tear out your spine and use it to choke you with!"

Sweet nailed up Christ, Dedan could sure talk her ear off. Syo’s never been one for long-winded explanations, so she just smiled and nodded for the most part, totally not thinking about that yaoi she threw against the wall. There were a few key details that stood out, particularly the two unmentionables Dedan seemed to loathe intensely; either that, or skull-shattering was his expression of ♥ love! ♥

Syo stifles a giggle, coming out more like a Gneeheehee than her Gahaha. Lieutenant Lockjaw over here probably wouldn’t take kindly that joke right now. She waves a hand at him like it’s nothing worth prying into.

"Alright, alright, alright! I get it, Danny! You’re some all-important guardian of the universe, and without you around to bark orders at those Nelsons, the whole place is gonna go to the shitter!"

She put a hand on her hip, gesturing with her scissor-holding hand.

"But you know, the outside world’s not all it’s cracked up to be, don’t cha think? I don’t know why you’re pining for the good ol’ days of metal-crapping cows and wussy workers, when you got at least one of those things right over in the Industrial Zone!"

A rampaging monster oughta fit right into those air-polluted streets full of angry rioters! What’s he been complaining about, seriously? Was he really that damn pressed on getting out of here?

#shslsyoko #((Shoves little hint about the ending of OFF in the RP))

"DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS AT STAKE HERE?! Without me my ENTIRE UNIVERSE COULD COLLAPSE ON ITSELF! THE ENTIRE THING! You expect me to just forget about my homeland and just let it rot!?"

Dedan strangely seemed defensive about getting back to Zone One. Well, who wouldn't in a situation like his? But something was weird about it, he had no reason to go back to Zone One and if anything, if you were an outsider looking in, you'd think he hated the place. It's almost as if he was doing it for someone else, but that's just a theory.

She’s not gonna lie: Syo’s kind of irked that her murder art isn’t getting the props she’s sure she deserves, but she’s running against some fierce competition in Hive City: a cartoon-loving cyborg, Admiral Anger Management over here, that Sigil Slayer on the news—and that’s just for starters! What’s an ordinary schoolgirl do to make a killing around here?

Well, nothing that ordinary schoolgirl would do, that’s for damn sure. She wasn’t in it to make a monetary killing, either.

Syo kept her cool, grin only faltering for a second before she pointed the scissors up, showing them off one more time.

"Puh-leez, Deadite! This isn’t just any old pair of school store scissors! I grind these bad boys out like a sausage factory and jab ‘em in like a hung up pig! I’ve got way more where this came from, by the by, so don’t fuckin’ try me!”

She wasn’t going to ask this next question, but in the interest of getting something out of him, she asks it anyway. And why wouldn’t she ask it? He looked like he stepped out of the manga pages, black-and-white look in full bloom!

"Say, what are the men in your universe like, Denny? Are they all monochrome monster men and you’re one of the head honchos around there? No wonder you’re lookin’ to add a little red to your palette!”

"No, in fact to my knowledge i'm the only one of my race. Although there are other Guardians in my universe. Those being Enoch and Japhet. Japhet being the Guardian of Zone Two, and Enoch as the Guardian of Zone Three. Then there are the Elsens who are basically cowering shit-faces that we have to deal with in order to get anything done. It pissed me off to no end, but it is something I had to deal with. If I did not, my whole universe would be a pile of ash and rubble. The entire thing would fall apart without me, which is one of the reasons I plan on breaking out of this hell hole. If I do not return, surley something will go wrong. The Queen knows that The Elsens can't do anything on their own."

"There were two others, though. But I dare not speak their names. The mere thought of them make me want to break some poor saps skull and throw the fragments of marrow down a their throat."

As Dedan had clearly stated, he did not want to mention THOSE TWO in any sense. Word has it that they were also in the City, but he prays that that is just a rumor.

Whoops, that would do it! That’s his berserk button right there!

Syo stepped back and listened as he screamed his lungs out (if that was different from how he normally sounds, somehow). This guy talked a talk as big as he was—and spoke French? What was that, French? Or were those other beasts from wherever the hell he’s from? Who knew!

Anyway, handicap or not, he was still three feet taller than her and looked ready to tear her limb from limb, so Syo wasn’t taking a stab at him unless her gut told her to. She’s more than happy to jerk his chain just by being her own damn self, and the best thing to do after that kind of intro is smile like an angel, of course!

"Dedan, huh? Well, nice to meetcha, Danny! I’m Genocider Syo, Guardian of the Bone Zone!”

Alright, time to cut the cute act, since it’s fuckin’ obvious neither of them’s got a thing to hide. After throwing her manga against the wall (she’ll be back for you later, Hide and Seek), Syo whipped out a pair of her homemade steel scissors from under her skirt! She whirled them around in a flashy figure 8, aiming to impress more than intimidate.

"See these finely crafted scissors? That’s right, baby! I’m a first-class slash lass, out to make some blood splash! And to go offa what you’re talkin’ about: I’ve killed grown men three times my age and could strangle the cock off a cockatrice!

But don’t worry, Dan, you’re in the clear! See, I make it a rule to only kill hot men: so you’d be a prime candidate from the neck down! Gahahahahahaha!”

If anything, Dedan was somewhat pleased that Syo wasn't making Dedan a main target. Not because he was afraid, but he always had a notion to be feared than idolized. So it's a good thing that Syo was more or less repulsed by Dedan's face. Although truth be told with that sort of disposition, it made Dedan somewhat confused if Syo was insulting him or not.

"Oh, so you can twirl some scissors around. Ain't that real fuckin' impressive."

At this point, Dedan was more annoyed with Syo than anything. She just seemed like all bark and no bite. To Dedan, anyways. Back where Syo was from, most people would be cowering in fear. Although since The Zones in Dedan's universe were constantly filled with Evil Specters, Large Demons and Employees Burning, this wasn't very impressive or threatening to him. Although her history as a murderer did peak his interest.

"To be honest i'm surprised you have killed anything with those things. The men in your universe must be pretty fuckin' pathetic if they get killed by a simple pair of metal scissors."

"Whaddya mean, they fucked with your anatomy? Are you sayin’ you’re not ‘sposed to have a fleshy skull head and real-life yaoi hands?"

They were as anatomically screwy as any claw hand she’s seen! The scientists were up to a lot of crazy shit, so for a split second she wondered if this monster man was some kind of fucked up lab experiment, out to wreak some beautiful vengeance. Wouldn’t be the worst horror story she’s ever heard!

On the other hand, he did say he’s not as strong as normal, and he did want to get back to the top, so…

Syo snapped her fingers, her sly grin coming back to her. Motherfucker just revealed his weakness.

"Wait, wait, I got it! This is part ‘a that handicap, ain’t it? If you’re on the same playing field as everyone else, it would suck to be in your combat boots, Major Monstrous! Why, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say even a schoolgirl could do you in now!”

Threat? Joke? Insult? Word of warning, killer-to-killer? Syo’d make up her mind once she got the bigger picture, but one thing’s for sure: that sure was one cocky one-liner!

#shslsyoko #((Damn Dedan you're getting colorful with your threats.))

"Are you implying that you think you'd actually be a threat to me?! I've killed people almost three times your size, and not to mention I could strangle a Gilles da Rais with my bare hands! Just because the Scientists thought they could make me as weak as you doesn't mean they succeeded! They only delayed my inevitable rise to power! So if you think that you could actually harm me than you must be out of your damn mind!"

Dedan seemed very quick to threaten this girl's life after she only toyed with the fact that she could possibly beat him in a fight. Truth be told, Dedan was actually anticipating a fight and while it seemed that he wasn't in the mood, he would actually find great pleasure in tearing this girls arms off and beating her with them.

"And for the record my name is not Major Monstrous you pitiful waste of air! I am Dedan, Guardian of Zone One! So remember the fucking name unless you want me to gouge out your eyeballs and feed them to a Massu!"

"A Spring Festival? Good, i'll have to remember to keep as far away from it as possible. Since most of the clowns in this city will be attending it'll give me a good chance to try and get some shit done while they all go ape-shit over some flowers blooming."

#Ca Mini

Syo raised a brow and lowered her bara beast boinkin’ book, mostly because there was a bigger beast who was yelling for attention—and who couldn’t hear him with that voice? Man, and to think people called her loud!

But seriously, is this guy for real? She’s never heard of a smoke mine before, and everybody’s gotta wonder about the cows, but she wasn’t about to play Twenty Questions with an eight-foot-tall monster who went around airing his grievances. Besides, it was his attitude that was the thing.

"So you’re just gonna wait around ‘til they give you your silver medal in boredom, and then you’re gonna get shit done? Jeez, you military types don’t snap ‘til someone tells you to, huh?”

Loosening up her posture—to come off as casual, but also in case she needed to make a quick grab for her scissors—Syo looked up and down at the tall-toothed terror before grinning ear to ear.

“Listen up, private! You’re big, bad, and rock a jacket like nobody’s business! A guy like you should take life by the horns and make it crap out that solid steel bullshit you want so bad!”

"Oh trust me, you don't know how hard I want to throttle the brainless morons that run this city just to get back on top. Although seeing as they fucked with my anatomy, i'm not as strong as I usually would be. So at the very least i'd be able to break a bone or two which is just pathetic. If the bastards didn't fuck with my anatomy, i'd be breaking down their door and fucking tearing their skulls off while screaming an angry lecture into their neck-stumps."

Dedan really liked to gloat about how strong he is. Or was, seeing as he isn't as strong as he usually is. Either way, he felt like a major badass just saying that sorta stuff.

eienniasobou

just on the outside? | closed: dedan

Two months she’d been here, and Emi still didn’t know where most things in the city were. Nor did she quite understand how much of the technology in the city worked; which was why she found herself on the train, going around in circles. At first, she had spent the ride investigating the train and guessing what sector she was in; she was small enough to slip through the people to explore every part of the train she could. But eventually that got boring, as it had soon turned into a game to see if she could fit through the spaces between people, and eventually the people emptied out.

So, Emi decided to grab a seat before the people came back. Gazing out the window, she guessed she was in Sector Two before leaning her head against the glass and promptly falling asleep.

Something that sounded like a growl startled Emi from her nap. Only a few moments were spent in confusion before panic kicked in and she stood, immediately searching for an exit. Fortunately there still weren’t many people on the train, so she didn’t have to weave through people to get to the open train door. In her panicked hurry she didn’t notice that she was about to run into— someone? until —

Ouch.

Whatever she had hit her head on, it had hurt. Gritting her teeth, she reached up and rubbed the spot where her forehead had hit, A look upwards showed her that she had ran into what seemed to be… a person? What was he made out of? Certainly didn’t have regular skin with how badly her head hurt from a mere bump. And what was with his— well, nearly everything about him seemed odd. But especially his face. The throbbing pain in her head was forgotten as she stared up at the tall man, curiousity glistening in her eyes.

"Whoa… Uh, uh, you…" A few more moments of staring before she realized something. "Right, ah, I’m sorry, mister! I just— you look kinda weird, so…!" ’Kinda’ was an understatement. But she didn’t want to offend him.

Dedan had currently just taken a train over to Sector Two. Since he had heard from a certain talking dog that the Sector was more quiet than Sector Six, and was very industrial, he thought it would be a nice place to just feel more at home. Not to mention to get away from the damned noise in Sector Six that was driving him insane. Luckily enough the train then stopped and he was about to exit, that was until something had bumped into his leg. Dedan then began to growl louder than before and was about to scold the child.

"How man times do I need to tell the people in this damned City to watch where they are fucking-"

Dedan then turned around to see it was just a mere little girl. He paused, looking in her eyes. Those eyes, he's known that look before. Reminded him a lot of someone he knew. A long time ago. He stopped in his tracks before he could continue. He let the girl speak, and then responded.

"...Don't worry, it's fine. Just try and watch where you're going next time."

#eienniasobou

Syo was leaning against a wall, reading some quality literature (this one’s got werewolves!), when all of a sudden this Junji Ito wannabe came stomping up and started voicing his complaints to the general (and now screaming) public.

Syo clicks her tongue against the roof of her mouth and flips the page. If he gets to complain, then she gets to share her unwarranted advice!

"You aren’t gonna get anywhere with that piss-poor attitude, General Mashmouth! If you keep looking for reasons to hate this place, you’ll never uncover your natural talent!"

"There’s gotta be some kinda meat grinding factory that could use a pair of chompers like those, am I right?"

"Natural talent? Well Miss 'I didn't ask your fucking opinion' I've already got that. And that's getting shit done, but aparently this city doesn't have a fucking Smoke Mine and their cows don't produce metal. So unless the fuckers that run this city get their shit together, all I can do is wait until they give me some position of power. And trust me, they'll give it to me."

Dedan seemed to be acting like he deserved ultimate power on a silver platter. The only thing he really knew how to do was work in the Smoke Mines and yell at people to do their jobs. So if anything, he was anticipating some form of power.

#((Lets just say this is after the RP with Emi even though we haven't done it yet.))#eienniasobou #Meme Sunday

"I swear I can't stand staying in this City any longer. The more i'm here the more I find more reasons to hate this fucking place. It's like with each passing day this place looks more like a piece of shit that just continues to fester and fester."

#CA mini

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29. [Mod’s Choice]

After the button was pressed, for some reason it seemed like nothing happened. He turned to the Emi and spoke in confusion.

“What the fudge did that do?”

Dedan kind of looked around in more confusion. What was that?

“What the heck is going on? Hold on let me try something. Fudge, Female dog, Poop, Donkey, Butt.”

Well, whatever the button did. It looks like Dedan can no longer curse.

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24. The box opens and inside it a telephone with no dial pad; pick the phone up and it begins to dial a mysterious number.

“What the hell?”

Dedan takes the phones receiver and picks it up, wondering what it could possibly be calling to.

“Hello?”

Dedan paused for a moment as he let the voice on the other side talk. After that he responded again.

“Okay, I guess. Don’t know why he’d have that but i’ll tell him.”

He hangs up and then turns over to Noisemaster.

“Yeah it was the drycleaners or something. Said they have your onesie cleaned.”

#livefromrhythmridge #Meme Sunday

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23. The box transforms into a small robot; "State request," it says.

Before anything else could happen, Dedan took the small robot and tore it’s head off. It was a tad strenuous seeing as he wasn’t as strong as he usually was, but the robot seemed to be made of plastic and wiring so it didn’t take long.

“I hate robots.”

#littleburnerthings #Meme Sunday

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2. Handcuffs spring out of the box and attach our characters to one another.

“What the ever-loving hell?!”

Dedan was a bit caught back by the sight of the hand-cuffs just automatically chaining both Nautilus and himself together. After finally realizing what had happened, Dedan begins to try and break off the chains and release one another but to no avail.

“Oh for the love of fuck! Sigh, if only the scientists hadn’t tampered with my strength I wouldn’t be in this mess! Goddamn it when I get my hands on-”

Before Dedan could finish his sentence witch would no doubt end in a very detailed way of how he’d brutally kill the scientists, his eye wandered a bit to look at the girl he was cuffed to. She was rather small, and had these really big ears. Not to mention she was probably scared of Dedan by his appearance and demeanor. So he began to level with her for a bit.

“Well, looks like we’re stuck together until he can find something to get these things off. And since i’m not as strong as I usually am, we can’t break the things off. So from the looks of things this is going to be a while. What’s your name anyways?”

#fishyoptimist #Meme Sunday

inboxideas

My character shows yours a mysterious button a stranger gave them and told them not to press it under ANY circumstances. If your character couldn’t resist the temptation, send me ◉.

I’ll generate a number between 1-30 and we’ll see what happens…

WARNING! Mix of funny, strange, and angsty! Some trigger warnings may apply.

*Please be sure not to accidentally send an answer to an archive hosting the meme, such as its creator at inboxideas. Please do not remove this notice. Thank you and happy roleplaying!

NO LOOKING BELOW THE CUT, cheater!

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#Meme Sunday

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