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──────⠀❝⠀lana @urbanfunkchild

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are we getting a new fix soon?

mmmm maybe! you might be meeting priest! michael bc i rewatched fleabag and felt compelled to....

think these vibes ;)

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Michael in 1983

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ok totally filling up your asks with bullshit but you need to see this omg

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8GntAKC/

oh my ……. God.

best believe that has my creative juices flowing again

more cowboy mike is a MUST

Ty for ur service

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good evening, mjblr.

it's me. lana. who has been a wee ghost for the last day and a half because things have been rough. (im taking a small break because work is exhausting and my little brain is fighting for its life rn)

i logged on today tho after not being active much and saw a lot going on, so i got all caught up. and i wanted to say something about it.

everything that's come out regarding @/ebonymuse (michaelmuse) is absolutely disgusting to me.

i didn't really know about digital blackface, but now having witnessed it and have read up on it, via some blogs i follow, i have a brief understanding. just totally beyond disrespectful and actually delusional. it was intentional too, that i can see.

i'm not a poc - i am a white woman from scotland, but i just wanted to extend the sentiment to my few thousand followers; do not think this situation is something to debate, minimise or overlook completely. you can learn something.

if the black mj community on here who are DIRECTLY affected are telling us this is racist, hurtful and harmful, then that should be enough for us to stop and listen...

this is where your own initiative comes in. go do your fucking research, be a better friend, be a better mutual. reflect on the things you see in day to day media and think about the consequences of being willfully ignorant.

i want to be really clear that racist rhetoric or behaviour isn't tolerated on or near my fucking blog.

this situation isn't just "tumblr drama". take it seriously! i am.

ok ily all gn <3

ill be back soon... maybe. idk yet

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um im unwell at how much he looks like Michael here ….

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Reylo……?💀

please kindly fuck off!

dont start with me about star wars i swear to god

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been writing this captain EO oneshot for like a month now, i feel like i might just have to release it tonight or tomorrow and stop obsessing and procrastinating over it ugh

smut and space lore are fucking hard to write guys. havent felt this stressed about lore since i wrote kirk/spock and reylo

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WE MADE IT TO A BILLION AT THE BOX OFFICE

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Not an ask BUT I just wanted you to know that you’re AMAZING!!! You’re my fav blog and I seriously love everything you write. Please never stop sharing your work :)

WAIT omg this is so sweet... guys the love in my asks .... i appreciate it so much!!

this writer's block rn is so bad. i have written over 105,000 words in my fics in the last 2 months, so i might be halting a lil

ty my love.. kisses from me xx

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hi lana♡just wanted to say I love ur writing!!As someone who’s been having a very busy and stress filled summer your stories never fail to bring me at ease :)

this is so beautiful thank you for letting me know this. I hope things are looking up for you and if not.. please DM me. Im here to listen!

thank you for reading my stories and giving them a chance.

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Do you plan on continuing the dial tone series? (sorry if I'm asking twice my phone glitched and I'm not sure if the other one sent)

i lowkey thought it was over... the question is... do you want it to be continued?

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not sure if she's your sort of vibe, but suki waterhouse released a new album today and the song "almost" is soooooo otw michael (lowkey just him in general tbh) i'm dead (or maybe i'm just constantly thinking about him lmao) like the vibes are so so perfect omg i just had to share :)

oh you are so CORRECT for this. oh and i LOVE suki, i have for many years!

Michael always gave me the impression of someone who loved the yearning just as much as the destination.

The lingering look, the hand brushing yours, the "what if this happens?" hanging in the air. He always seemed like such a daydreamer; someone who lived and thrived in possibility and fantasy. he wrote so many love songs... yearning songs!!!

also I feel like he'd see beauty in an almost more than the normal "given" construct. Like leaving a date with a kiss on your hand instead of your lips because somehow it says more.

He was so whimsical and cinematic. Everything felt like it had meaning. Like he'd rather preserve the magic than rush the moment and watch reality take over.

That's what this song reminds me of. Someone who wished on stars, wanted to fall in love with everything infitintely and believed in soul connections.

An almost never gets the chance to disappoint.. it stays suspended in time exactly as you imagined it.

he was such a beautiful person

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wait do I make moves and buy this ?

someone please tell me what to do or I will malfunction and die of indecision

(for context I already have a first pressing of thriller)

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are y’all slow burn haters? me want to know. for science. incase I am 4 chapters deep into my multichapter for NADA.

tags: slow burn, friends to lovers, pining, unrequited love, eventual smut, soft submichael! until he grows out of it a bit during thriller era ….

thots?

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