ZoneFiction

It’s just shitposting, folks.

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[airfare-included]

Okay but I’m pretty sure they changed the word “juice” to “goose” and I’m 100% living for this.

[gaycommunist]

a dialogue between the unloved and the loving

neil hilborn // miranda july // @orpheuslament // aaron o’hanlon // natalie wee “least of all” // @fridayiminlovemp3 // maria petrovykh “love me. i am pitch black” // “the seven husbands of evelyn hugo” // sylvia plath “johnny panic & the bible of dreams” // sue zhao // virginia woolf from a letter to katherine mansfield // trista mateer

[ampervadasz]

[they-call-me-nita]

Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

(via)

[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

[squeeful]

turns out they’re also bioluminescent

[iguanamouth]

forbidden knowledge

[coldfruit123]

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

[iguanamouth]

Yes Here Are All The Frames

[pibblepunk-deactivated20200219]

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

[waterbottoe]

How dare you hide this in the notes

[toebeens]

wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect

[neon-mariposa]

I love reading victorian novels and getting hyped up about people staring at each other

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[toastbutteregg]

youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this

[iloveyouawesomenerds]

[eudaimmonia]

“this reminds me of you” ok kiss me then

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[sixpenceee]

Snow flakes falls softly into crystal clear water. Beautiful. Source                          

[talkingbalrog]

Ah, to be a snowflake softly falling into crystal clear water!

[fuckyeahgraphicmadness]

This is mesmerizing

[jamesscarstairs]

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

[pettycentral]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyrastormborn]

[valtsv]

girl help the character i created for a joke has a detailed tragic backstory and epic lore now

[lloras-deactivated20210107]

hate it when fictional characters make me believe in love...... theyre not even real 🙄

[alltheladiesyouhate]

headcanon posts that just show a fundamental lack of critical thinking about the source material are my least favorite thing but i never want to be the party pooper that’s like “uh thats factually incorrect” so i just sit here quietly seething abt it like some misanthropic evil grandma

[ouyangzizhensdad]