~Intense Sarcasm~

this blog is unpopular and sucks why are you here?? AU Zonic that shouldn't even be a Zonic.

[zoneofthedemonhunterx]

"HEY ZONIC!" Oxide screeched, crashing through the window of his kitchen. "WE'RE GOING BAR HOPPING YOU FAGGOT! ITS PAYDAY FOR ME COME ON LETS GO!!!"

 “Call me a faggot again, bitch, see what happens. Also, okay, sure.” Zonic replied rather casually despite giant shards of glass being splayed out all over his freshly cleaned kitchen floor. “But, since you just fucked up my kitchen, I get to choose the first bar.”

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ii-degenerate-hedgehog

“Aw sweet, I can finally die without having to do any of the work of killing myself. Awesome!” Oxide giggled with glee as he jumped through the portal. He’d land on his ass with an audible thud before getting back up, looking around to see where Zonic had chosen them to drink.

 They would emerge in an alley-way some little ways into the middle of the town. Right in the center of the place they were in would conveniently make it easy to access just about everywhere inside of it-- meaning everything good was on opposite sides of town so if you lived on one side sucks for you if you wanna do something on the other... “We’re going to a bar that sorta represents an old-timey saloon. They got home-made whiskey and shit, it’s great and smooth as fuck.” He explained to him briefly as he lead them out of the alleyway and onto the street. “It’s gonna take about five minutes to get there, though... You got an ID, right?”

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Demon City

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 The entire time that they were all fighting, an individual that Scourge would had met and mangled in spite a while back would had been watching them the whole time. He was waiting to find the perfect opportunity to jump into the fight in case the purple hedgehog couldn’t handle it. Sure, he was injured– but he was sure of it that he could keep going. He was a Scourge, afterall.

 The bull’s arms were shredded beyond recognition, his forearms being nothing but shredded flesh with spiked and splintered bone– but it appeared that he wasn’t going to keel over just yet despite all of the blood that he had lost. The Lion begun to stand up again, audible cracks in his spine as his muscles forced him to stand up and hunch over as the troublesome trio started to come out of the office one by one and form themselves to surround the violet one again.

 Three against one surely didn’t seem very fair to the one observing from above, so right before the unhindered one would speak again to mock the hedgehog some more, a thin piece of green metal would impale through the nape of his neck out to his throat. He looked shocked, gurgling as he made an attempt to reach up for the shard to take it out of himself– but it was too late. An eruption of shade came from the mobian before his face would go pale and he would fall to his knees and collapse onto the floor, blood spurting out of his neck in pulses that represented his quickly fading heartbeat. Said shade began to regroup itself, acting as if it was wanting to repossess the body– but to no avail. It was able to recognize the weapon used against it, making an erratic, frantic motion before melting into the ground below in the blink of an eye.

 The other two were left in a daze, confused as to what just happened, but not for very long as the bull would go ahead and charge straight for the hedgehog with a roar, having the intent to use his sharp, exposed bones against him as weapons. He was so hellbent on finishing him off, that he didn’t notice that his Lion companion had gotten impaled with another shard from an unknown source, having the same exact effect as the last one.

Scourge was confused and wondered what the fuck just happened to the lion and what that black entity like mass was that faded into the floor. But he didn’t have the luxury of wondering for long when he saw the bull charging him with his spiky arm bones. “Yeah that’s it, run right into your death, bitch!” The hedgehog shouted and charged at the large bolvine himself! But instead of making a colision, he was slick and slid under him between his legs. In one swift move he used the knife to slice through both of his henchman’s achilles tendons, severing them.

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 The infected mobian fell to his knees and slid a couple of feet as it went silent for a moment. He huffed. “You... are only delaying the inevitable... more will come for your blood. More will come to destroy you.” He twisted his upper body to turn to look at him, smiling wickedly. “A new age has come, mortal. You are dirt. A weak, PATHETIC failure. HE will come for you. When he does, you will NEVER---” The Bull’s little before-death monologuing was cut short literally, as a black, green-edged blade flew past Scourge and straight into the bovine’s face. It caused immediate death, making his body slump over and thump against the ground and splatter on all of the blood it had pooled up on the ground beneath him.

 After he had died, something different happened with the dark mist that would erupt from the body. It looked like it tried to get away, but was ultimately absorbed into the blade that had finished him. “Well, I think that checks off something from my to-do list...” A thump would indicate the exact location of the origin of a familiar voice coming from behind the purple kingpin. Should he turn around and see, there would stand a tall, blue hedgehog with a shit-eating grin plastered across his scarred muzzle. “I’m assuming you’ve pieced together what’s happened..? Oooorrr do I need to explain it all to that drugged-up head of yours?”

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Demon City

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“What kinda fuckin’ bath salts are you assclowns snorting?!” Scourge outraged and made another flying leap over the bum rush of strongmen. This time however, the hedgehog threw his knife into the back of one of the goons, a muscular lion named Grevin. His aim was for the spinal cord, but he was never the best at knife throwing. ”You’re all on my fuckin’ kill list anyway!” The boss yelled, quickly becoming drunk with anger and the need to shed blood. He kicked off a wall to launch himself like a spiky canon ball at the bull, who was no doubt the biggest in the trio. “I was just waitin’ for the perfect time and now couldn’t be more perfect!”

 It was either luck or perfect aim, as the knife ended up lodging directly into the lion’s spine. He howled and collapsed to the floor, the other two running past him as they didn’t have any intent on helping their fallen comrade. The bull stopped and braced himself for impact, the entity inside of him underestimating the other’s power as the violet one’s spikes begun to tear the possessed mobian’s flesh apart, causing blood to spew every which way. The third was stopped and was already beginning to see that this plan of assault simply wasn’t going to work. “Keep him still!!” That didn’t keep him from using his vessel to its full potential as he went back and yanked the knife from the lion’s chest, chucking it directly at the meat-shredding hedgehog as the bull was giving his last bit of strength and stability at holding him in place. 

Scourge kept shredding away, fueled by his own demon like blood lust. The hedgehog just wanted nothing more in this moment than to mince the opposing bull into a shredded corpse beyond the possibility of recognition. He smelled and felt the crimson life fluid drenching him in his assault. Out of the background of his violent intent his ear managed to pick up what was said about holding him still. But Scourge realized he was a sitting duck to the other just a small moment to late, as when he uncurled and kicked off the bull’s face, the thrown knife impaled him right in the leg. “Argh! Motherfucker!” He shouted, hitting a blood puddle on the floor and sliding out into the hall on his back. When he stopped he brazenly ripped the blade out of his flesh with a grunt of pain and stood up,adrenaline now inebriating him. “You fuckin’ shitbrains better just give up! Maybe I’ll make your deaths quick!” 

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 The entire time that they were all fighting, an individual that Scourge would had met and mangled in spite a while back would had been watching them the whole time. He was waiting to find the perfect opportunity to jump into the fight in case the purple hedgehog couldn’t handle it. Sure, he was injured-- but he was sure of it that he could keep going. He was a Scourge, afterall.

 The bull’s arms were shredded beyond recognition, his forearms being nothing but shredded flesh with spiked and splintered bone-- but it appeared that he wasn’t going to keel over just yet despite all of the blood that he had lost. The Lion begun to stand up again, audible cracks in his spine as his muscles forced him to stand up and hunch over as the troublesome trio started to come out of the office one by one and form themselves to surround the violet one again.

 Three against one surely didn’t seem very fair to the one observing from above, so right before the unhindered one would speak again to mock the hedgehog some more, a thin piece of green metal would impale through the nape of his neck out to his throat. He looked shocked, gurgling as he made an attempt to reach up for the shard to take it out of himself-- but it was too late. An eruption of shade came from the mobian before his face would go pale and he would fall to his knees and collapse onto the floor, blood spurting out of his neck in pulses that represented his quickly fading heartbeat. Said shade began to regroup itself, acting as if it was wanting to repossess the body-- but to no avail. It was able to recognize the weapon used against it, making an erratic, frantic motion before melting into the ground below in the blink of an eye.

 The other two were left in a daze, confused as to what just happened, but not for very long as the bull would go ahead and charge straight for the hedgehog with a roar, having the intent to use his sharp, exposed bones against him as weapons. He was so hellbent on finishing him off, that he didn’t notice that his Lion companion had gotten impaled with another shard from an unknown source, having the same exact effect as the last one.

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"HEY ZONIC!" Oxide screeched, crashing through the window of his kitchen. "WE'RE GOING BAR HOPPING YOU FAGGOT! ITS PAYDAY FOR ME COME ON LETS GO!!!"

 “Call me a faggot again, bitch, see what happens. Also, okay, sure.” Zonic replied rather casually despite giant shards of glass being splayed out all over his freshly cleaned kitchen floor. “But, since you just fucked up my kitchen, I get to choose the first bar.”

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ii-degenerate-hedgehog

“Fine, but you buy the first round Faggot!” Oxide cocked a smirk as he picked himself off of the glass covered ground, casually pulling out a shard out of his arm, blood slowly beginning to leak from the inside of the sleeve of his leather jacket “I’m fine don’t worry about it lets go” He said as blood continued to slowly drip down to the floor

 Zonic lead the way and left the kitchen, grabbing his wallet before stuffing it into his side-bag and going for the front door. “Quit bleeding all over my clean floor, you little thin-skinned bitch.” After he got off the porch and into the front yard, he summoned a warp portal into town. It was green and shimmery, not like an ordinary warp ring. “Also, your face may or may not melt off when you step through this.” He stated bluntly as he went ahead and stepped through.

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"HEY ZONIC!" Oxide screeched, crashing through the window of his kitchen. "WE'RE GOING BAR HOPPING YOU FAGGOT! ITS PAYDAY FOR ME COME ON LETS GO!!!"

 “Call me a faggot again, bitch, see what happens. Also, okay, sure.” Zonic replied rather casually despite giant shards of glass being splayed out all over his freshly cleaned kitchen floor. “But, since you just fucked up my kitchen, I get to choose the first bar.”

[pandemonium-in-purple]

Demon City

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zoneofthedemonhunter‌:

   The weapon being thrown directly at the bull’s face made him stumble, having too slow of a reaction afterwards as he tried to swipe upwards to grab the violet blur from the air. All of them stopped and turned to look at him, seeing that he had a knife but seemed pretty unphased by it as they just dove right back after him. The two that came in behind the other went to either side as the bull charged straight forward towards the kingpin. It seemed that they were trying to surround him. They were making an attempt to make it where even if he got one of them, or even two of them, one of them would be able to catch him. What whatever was possessing them failed to realize was the reactive speed that the violet one possessed.  

  “Just die!”  “You have a special place in hell” “ Just for you!” 

 It seemed they were finishing each other sentences, a possible attempt at confusing him as they persistently assaulted him. The bull went straight for his knife, the two on either side swinging a punch straight for his head.

“What kinda fuckin’ bath salts are you assclowns snorting?!” Scourge outraged and made another flying leap over the bum rush of strongmen. This time however, the hedgehog threw his knife into the back of one of the goons, a muscular lion named Grevin. His aim was for the spinal cord, but he was never the best at knife throwing. ”You’re all on my fuckin’ kill list anyway!” The boss yelled, quickly becoming drunk with anger and the need to shed blood. He kicked off a wall to launch himself like a spiky canon ball at the bull, who was no doubt the biggest in the trio. “I was just waitin’ for the perfect time and now couldn’t be more perfect!”

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 It was either luck or perfect aim, as the knife ended up lodging directly into the lion’s spine. He howled and collapsed to the floor, the other two running past him as they didn’t have any intent on helping their fallen comrade. The bull stopped and braced himself for impact, the entity inside of him underestimating the other’s power as the violet one’s spikes begun to tear the possessed mobian’s flesh apart, causing blood to spew every which way. The third was stopped and was already beginning to see that this plan of assault simply wasn’t going to work. “Keep him still!!” That didn’t keep him from using his vessel to its full potential as he went back and yanked the knife from the lion’s chest, chucking it directly at the meat-shredding hedgehog as the bull was giving his last bit of strength and stability at holding him in place. 

[pandemonium-in-purple]

Demon City

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   Mayhem would begin to take over the section of the city rapidly, increasing from the fixated spot of attention through the streets like a plague infesting the veins of its victim. It was a full-on outbreak. People began breaking into and out of buildings via smashing through windows, some even plummeting to their own deaths from the taller buildings to splatter on the ground below. As each death would occur, black, misty figures would erupt from them and swiftly dive straight into a new host who would then go from running in fear to rampaging like the rest in a blood-thirsty rage.

  Soon a disturbance could be felt within the room. A heavy aura of evil clinging onto the air, making it difficult for anybody to not notice it. Even if Scourge wasn’t able to notice it, an incredibly loud bang on the door could surely draw his attention to it. Directly after a loud scream, yelling and gurgling before silence. Growls and snarls could be heard from behind it before whatever was behind it would pound against it again.

 It persisted, the door becoming visibly weaker with each heave until, eventually, the support keeping it in place would give in and the slab of material would slam down onto the floor below, exposing a mangled and gutted guard to fall down on top of it, obviously dead as blood immediately began to pool beneath him. The beast responsible for the abrupt intrusion stepped in, appearing to be one of Viol’s very own strongmen, his eyes hazed over with a shroud of crimson mist and his body already covered in blood that was clearly not his own.

  Whatever he was affected by looked a lot like what the citizens down below were affected with, but it was a little strange. Two others came in behind him, no intent on harming each other– instead all of their focus was set directly onto their leader. “You’re the one. The one we want.”

“to taste.”

“I wonder what sounds you will make…”

“maybe gurgle and cry…”  They didn’t speak for long, the first one growling and snarling before it let out a blood-curdling roar and dove straight for the violet hedgehog, the other two following directly behind him, each having having deadly intent.

Scourge heard the banging on the door and saw it rapidly weaken from whatever was on the other side. The hedgehog knew now his peaceful night was truly fucked and he quickly leaped back to his desk to grab an uzi from it just as the heavy door crashed down on the floor. “Bradshaw, what the fuck!” Yelled the kingpin upon seeing the hulking bull mobian enter the room along with a few other familiar faces he employed. But wait, clearly these weren’t men under his control anymore as he recognized the crimson auras and unmistakable evil in their eyes. The bull spoke of killing him and the hedgehog didn’t hesitate to take aim and pull the trigger.

Unfortunately his gun jammed and the possessed mob lunged for him! “Shit!” He yelled and threw the weapon at the charging bull’s face as he so swiftly jumped over the hostiles. “You motherfuckers better bring a god damn army if you wanna kill me!” He shouted angrily, turning a 180 in the air and pulling a large serrated knife out of his jacket as he landed in a defensive position. “I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I’ll carve your fuckin’ faces off! Just try me!” 

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   The weapon being thrown directly at the bull’s face made him stumble, having too slow of a reaction afterwards as he tried to swipe upwards to grab the violet blur from the air. All of them stopped and turned to look at him, seeing that he had a knife but seemed pretty unphased by it as they just dove right back after him. The two that came in behind the other went to either side as the bull charged straight forward towards the kingpin. It seemed that they were trying to surround him. They were making an attempt to make it where even if he got one of them, or even two of them, one of them would be able to catch him. What whatever was possessing them failed to realize was the reactive speed that the violet one possessed.  

  “Just die!”  “You have a special place in hell” “ Just for you!” 

 It seemed they were finishing each other sentences, a possible attempt at confusing him as they persistently assaulted him. The bull went straight for his knife, the two on either side swinging a punch straight for his head.

[pandemonium-in-purple]

Demon City

Scourge sat in his office, thankful to have a slow night for once so he could actually relax like he hadn’t been able to do in a good while. The hedgehog had the t.v on low volume and was listening to the city news as he ground up some weed to roll up in small squares of paper laid out on his desk. He skillfully rolled up two joints and reached to take a sip from his glass of chilled wine when a breaking news report interrupted the sports segment. 

“We interrupt sports coverage to bring you information regarding a highly bizarre situation occurring down town at this moment” A pink furred female fox with long blond hair announced. A good distance behind her were the flashing lights of emergency vehicles and what looked like an out of control mosh pit of mobians, all growling, clawing and biting at each other. “No one is sure what’s going on down here but it’s speculated that some kind of invisible chemical attack is causing anyone within a certain distance to lose their minds. As you can see behind me” The camera zoomed in on the chaos and then quickly zoomed out when the camera man unwittingly caught a mother slamming her own infant on the ground to stomp into a pulp before she got on all fours to begin viciously ripping it apart with her own mouth. “Holy fucking shit!” The man holding the camera was heard loud and clear and the video got shaky from his fear. 

“John!” The reporter named Claudia spoke harshly under her breath. “Be professional! I want that raise dammit!” She huffed and flipped her hair. Obviously she hadn’t seen the mother devouring her own child. “As I was saying, as of yet no one knows what triggered this chaotic scene of mass hysteria bu-” Gun shots suddenly rang out and caused both the reporter and camera guy to jump. Scourge looked up at the screen at this time as he was fixing to light a spliff now settled between his lips.

“Oh my god, what the fuck!” The man wielding the camera was heard again and zoomed in to see what was happening now. The gun shots were coming from law enforcement in the crowd. They were shooting random civilians point blank in their faces, rapidly unloading clips to kill as many as possible before turning their weapons on themselves and one another.  “Claudia fuck this! Fuck you and fuck your raise, we have to get out of here right fucking now!” John yelled as he was backing away from it all. But it was too late for him as something appearing spirit like hurdled towards them from the crowd of violence and right into the back of Claudia who suddenly dropped her microphone with a stunned look upon her face as a red misty aura radiated around her body. In a split second the female roared an unnatural and blood curdling noise while at the same time lunging at the camera operator. A brief scream was heard and the camera dropped before the video feed cut out.

Scourge still watching scratched his head with the unlit joint still in his mouth when the video feed went back to the studio, showing the horrified faces of the regular news anchors who were shocked and speechless. “Uh… w-we-well be back after a short break”

“What the fuck did I just see?” The purple hedgehog turned off the t.v. He knew it was possible he was just seeing things due to his inability to sleep. His life was plagued by hallucinations that could be extremely detailed at times, but this was among the most fucked up things he’d seen. He put the joint back down on the table and decided he should investigate for himself. Taking out a pair of high tech binoculars from a desk drawer, he got up and went to look out the window with them. The location was easy to find with all the flashing lights and much to his surprise he saw imagery consistent with what was just shown on the news, a large crowd in a pool of blood and guts still attacking one another to their deaths. “Chaos, what the fuck is happening down there?”

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   Mayhem would begin to take over the section of the city rapidly, increasing from the fixated spot of attention through the streets like a plague infesting the veins of its victim. It was a full-on outbreak. People began breaking into and out of buildings via smashing through windows, some even plummeting to their own deaths from the taller buildings to splatter on the ground below. As each death would occur, black, misty figures would erupt from them and swiftly dive straight into a new host who would then go from running in fear to rampaging like the rest in a blood-thirsty rage.

  Soon a disturbance could be felt within the room. A heavy aura of evil clinging onto the air, making it difficult for anybody to not notice it. Even if Scourge wasn’t able to notice it, an incredibly loud bang on the door could surely draw his attention to it. Directly after a loud scream, yelling and gurgling before silence. Growls and snarls could be heard from behind it before whatever was behind it would pound against it again.

 It persisted, the door becoming visibly weaker with each heave until, eventually, the support keeping it in place would give in and the slab of material would slam down onto the floor below, exposing a mangled and gutted guard to fall down on top of it, obviously dead as blood immediately began to pool beneath him. The beast responsible for the abrupt intrusion stepped in, appearing to be one of Viol’s very own strongmen, his eyes hazed over with a shroud of crimson mist and his body already covered in blood that was clearly not his own.

  Whatever he was affected by looked a lot like what the citizens down below were affected with, but it was a little strange. Two others came in behind him, no intent on harming each other-- instead all of their focus was set directly onto their leader. “You’re the one. The one we want.”

“to taste.”

“I wonder what sounds you will make...”

“maybe gurgle and cry...”  They didn’t speak for long, the first one growling and snarling before it let out a blood-curdling roar and dove straight for the violet hedgehog, the other two following directly behind him, each having having deadly intent.

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

[5carlet-chaos]

zoneofthedemonhunter:

“Y’know, I’m not fan of being outdoors either. It’s just that I don’t get to do shit like this otherwise” Scarlet took aim with one outstretched arm and one eye closed. *BOOM* There was barely a recoil as the gun went off and the off brand soda exploded into a mist and foam.

“Alright, let’s go back inside then if you’re in such mortal danger”

  “Don’t talk to me like that!– and I’ll have you know I am in danger.” Dayn crossed his arms and huffed, already ahead of the echidna in returning to the house. “Zonic has a ward up around the house that repels other demons. Apparently I’m a babe to all of them… It’s alright if I’m a little far away, though… and I can leave the house and go somewhere as long as someone’s with me– but I don’t really care to.

 but that’s not the point. Screw you for dragging me out here. It’s hot and it stinks.”

“Wow” Scarlet slung the shotgun over his shoulder as he followed Dayn back into the house. Not only did he have to respect his balls for raising his voice at him, but it seemed he had an interesting life too. “It must be pretty fucking nerve wracking, knowing you could be forcefully mated by groups of horny demons. Damn, what a life”

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  The way that Scarlet had put it, Dayn couldn’t stop his muzzle from turning a shade of pink. “W-well... I mean... Yeah. It sucks.”

 Once they had both entered the house, Dayn shut and locked the door behind them before going back to his spot on the couch in the living room, expecting the other to follow him. “To explain why Zonic is not here, by the way, is because he got put on a short-notice mission from Simon.. So... I guess you can make yourself comfortable ‘til he gets back. He shouldn’t be gone for too much longer... Unless he died or something, I guess.”

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yeah, this is as much of this that i’m probably gonna do.

nonetheless, enjoy.

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

[5carlet-chaos]

zoneofthedemonhunter:

“Oh come on. You can withstand the sun for a few moments” He went and set the soda on the stump that was so conveniently located, then walked back over to Dayn. “Show that soda what you think of it” The echidna said, offering Dayn the shotgun. “You’ve shot before right? You look like you have at least”

 Dayn promptly refused the shotgun, taking a step back as he did. It appears looks deceive. “Dude, I literally never go outside– and I can’t shoot a gun. I can barely lift 10 pounds, let alone fire something off with any sort of kick to it.” At least he was being honest.

 “Why don’t you shoot it instead? I’m fine with watching..!” He’s such a nerd, holy shit. Who would had thought he would become this? “… It’s kinda hot out here…”

“Y’know, I’m not fan of being outdoors either. It’s just that I don’t get to do shit like this otherwise” Scarlet took aim with one outstretched arm and one eye closed. *BOOM* There was barely a recoil as the gun went off and the off brand soda exploded into a mist and foam.

“Alright, let’s go back inside then if you’re in such mortal danger”

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  “Don’t talk to me like that!-- and I’ll have you know I am in danger.” Dayn crossed his arms and huffed, already ahead of the echidna in returning to the house. “Zonic has a ward up around the house that repels other demons. Apparently I’m a babe to all of them... It’s alright if I’m a little far away, though... and I can leave the house and go somewhere as long as someone’s with me-- but I don’t really care to.

 but that’s not the point. Screw you for dragging me out here. It’s hot and it stinks.”

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

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zoneofthedemonhunter:

“Off brands are a fucking crime” Scarlet declared and snatched the impostor soda out of the fridge, closing the door before making his way after Dayn. “You’re 18? Alright, then let’s go out front and blow this abomination to kingdom come with a motherfucking shotgun” He already had one under his arm  as he grabbed Dayn’s arm to drag him outside.

 “H-Hey, wha— Let go of me! Don’t fuckin’–” Then Dayn noticed the gun underneath the others arm and shut up. For a split second he forgot what the other had said, but was able to snap to as they exited the front door. Dayn hissed at the sun as it shined through the tree tops and a ray hit him right in the face.. He was soon to learn of Scarlet’s carefree violence. “Gah, what the fuck, dude! I’m not even supposed to be outside!”

 There was a tree-stump not too far into the yard for Scarlet to place said soda should he want to.

“Oh come on. You can withstand the sun for a few moments” He went and set the soda on the stump that was so conveniently located, then walked back over to Dayn. “Show that soda what you think of it” The echidna said, offering Dayn the shotgun. “You’ve shot before right? You look like you have at least”

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 Dayn promptly refused the shotgun, taking a step back as he did. It appears looks deceive. “Dude, I literally never go outside-- and I can’t shoot a gun. I can barely lift 10 pounds, let alone fire something off with any sort of kick to it.” At least he was being honest.

 “Why don’t you shoot it instead? I’m fine with watching..!” He’s such a nerd, holy shit. Who would had thought he would become this? “... It’s kinda hot out here...”

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

[5carlet-chaos]

zoneofthedemonhunter:

A couple more dunks and swishes of the mop and Scarlet finished the task of cleaning up his mess from the floor, tile now sparkling in the vicinity. “Heh” He chuckled and looked at Dayn before opening the fridge for himself. “You’re how old? And you actually choose to drink flavorless water?” The echidna playfully scoffed at him. “Seriously, what better beverages do you keep in here?”

  “Well, usually I drink soda but… whatever. There’s whatever the fuck Zonic put in there. Wine-coolers, Dr.Pepper, water, and whatever that offbrand shit is he keeps getting to piss me off.” He shrugged. That wasn’t all that was in there, of course, as there was some powerade and random things here and there. Dayn took a look at the now clean floor, rolling his eyes at it before making his way out of the kitchen to sit in the living room. “I’m eighteen now, by the way.” he stated before leaving him in the kitchen.

“Off brands are a fucking crime” Scarlet declared and snatched the impostor soda out of the fridge, closing the door before making his way after Dayn. “You’re 18? Alright, then let’s go out front and blow this abomination to kingdom come with a motherfucking shotgun” He already had one under his arm  as he grabbed Dayn’s arm to drag him outside.

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 “H-Hey, wha--- Let go of me! Don’t fuckin’--” Then Dayn noticed the gun underneath the others arm and shut up. For a split second he forgot what the other had said, but was able to snap to as they exited the front door. Dayn hissed at the sun as it shined through the tree tops and a ray hit him right in the face.. He was soon to learn of Scarlet’s carefree violence. “Gah, what the fuck, dude! I’m not even supposed to be outside!”

 There was a tree-stump not too far into the yard for Scarlet to place said soda should he want to.

[zoneofthedemonhunterx]

“Somebody adopt my stupid son, please.

 ... He comes with a free bed and desk, so you don’t have to get him one.”

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

[5carlet-chaos]

zoneofthedemonhunter:

“Yeah, I have noticed that he’s more of a manageable kind of crazy and not super schizo like he used to be…” Scarlet commented, pausing his work and the dunking the mop in the bucket before getting back to it. “I would like that video… But is it weird that it’s kind of difficult getting used to Zonic not flipping out and trying to viciously murder me?”

 “… I mean, a little bit weird… but…” Dayn was at a short loss of words, furrowing his brow for a moment. “I mean… I guess not, because usually you would have to sorta be on edge around him, right? Now he’s just chill. It’s kind of a big difference… Ever since he got his new knife, Dayniann hasn’t really been tormenting him anymore. He’s still on edge, but he’s mostly relaxed now.” Rather than standing awkwardly and watching the other work, Dayn made his way to the fridge to grab a water, cracking it open before taking a swig.

 “You know you can help yourself to drinks in here, right? When you’re done I’m sure you’ll want to wash the taste of vomit out of your mouth.”

A couple more dunks and swishes of the mop and Scarlet finished the task of cleaning up his mess from the floor, tile now sparkling in the vicinity. “Heh” He chuckled and looked at Dayn before opening the fridge for himself. “You’re how old? And you actually choose to drink flavorless water?” The echidna playfully scoffed at him. “Seriously, what better beverages do you keep in here?”

[zoneofthedemonhunterx]

  “Well, usually I drink soda but... whatever. There’s whatever the fuck Zonic put in there. Wine-coolers, Dr.Pepper, water, and whatever that offbrand shit is he keeps getting to piss me off.” He shrugged. That wasn’t all that was in there, of course, as there was some powerade and random things here and there. Dayn took a look at the now clean floor, rolling his eyes at it before making his way out of the kitchen to sit in the living room. “I’m eighteen now, by the way.” he stated before leaving him in the kitchen.

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

[5carlet-chaos]

zoneofthedemonhunter:

“My blue boy-toy?” Snorted Scarlet as he went back to the motions of mopping up his own sickness of the floor. “Zonic and I only did it like twice. Most of our weird relationship consisted of me helping him through total meltdowns and psychotic breaks.” He informed the teen, keeping his eyes on his work

  Dayn raised a brow and crossed his arms. A slight grimace appearing on his muzzle as it was mentioned that the two…  “Ah… Gross. Didn’t want to know about that… You owe me a box of cheerios, by the way.

  and I think you’d come to like the fact that lately his little breakdowns have been on the down-low. Now he usually just gets drunk instead and locks himself in his room while blasting and singing along to ‘Ah-ha’s ‘Take on Me’. I have it on camera, if you’d like to see it later I can send it to you.”

“Yeah, I have noticed that he’s more of a manageable kind of crazy and not super schizo like he used to be…” Scarlet commented, pausing his work and the dunking the mop in the bucket before getting back to it. “I would like that video… But is it weird that it’s kind of difficult getting used to Zonic not flipping out and trying to viciously murder me?”

[zoneofthedemonhunterx]

 “... I mean, a little bit weird... but...” Dayn was at a short loss of words, furrowing his brow for a moment. “I mean... I guess not, because usually you would have to sorta be on edge around him, right? Now he’s just chill. It’s kind of a big difference... Ever since he got his new knife, Dayniann hasn’t really been tormenting him anymore. He’s still on edge, but he’s mostly relaxed now.” Rather than standing awkwardly and watching the other work, Dayn made his way to the fridge to grab a water, cracking it open before taking a swig.

 “You know you can help yourself to drinks in here, right? When you’re done I’m sure you’ll want to wash the taste of vomit out of your mouth.”

[5carlet-chaos]

Cereal desecration

[5carlet-chaos]

zoneofthedemonhunter:

  As Scarlet’s gaze got harder, Dayn followed suit. It was when an unexpected compliment was let out did his expression soften. He wasn’t expecting that. “You… Wha..?”

  It was then that he tried to remember why he resented the red one so much in his youth… He just simply couldn’t grasp it… There wasn’t a reason to. Maybe they could just move on, then? “Honestly, I’m a little surprised you even recognized me … Sorry about your ears. When the power to torment others is given to me, I can’t really resist it.” He gave a shrug. What a shitty excuse– not like he cared. “So, since you’re coming back to the house at will and everything, have you come to reclaim your blue boy-toy or what?”

“My blue boy-toy?” Snorted Scarlet as he went back to the motions of mopping up his own sickness of the floor. “Zonic and I only did it like twice. Most of our weird relationship consisted of me helping him through total meltdowns and psychotic breaks.” He informed the teen, keeping his eyes on his work

[zoneofthedemonhunterx]

  Dayn raised a brow and crossed his arms. A slight grimace appearing on his muzzle as it was mentioned that the two...  “Ah... Gross. Didn’t want to know about that... You owe me a box of cheerios, by the way.

  and I think you’d come to like the fact that lately his little breakdowns have been on the down-low. Now he usually just gets drunk instead and locks himself in his room while blasting and singing along to ‘Ah-ha’s ‘Take on Me’. I have it on camera, if you’d like to see it later I can send it to you.”