tulip in a cup

| z o o e y | twenty-three. shitty artist. music junkie. film nerd.

[zooeychapman]

I need to know how to erase a person’s memory because I’m half sure my neighbor caught me dancing in my underwear drunk to the Shrek soundtrack, and I’m pretty sure they’re mildly disturbed now.

[everettlavaud-blog]

“Do you believe that someone had the audacity to prank me? At work?” Everett remarks. “I’ve had such a nice day unless my boss told me that I was fired for some stupid reason, then later on told me that it was just a joke. It’s not even April 1st anymore!”

[zooeychapman]

“Did you cry? Please don’t tell me you cried. I could help you get him back though, I’m a master at pranks.”

[zooeychapman]

Three headcanons for your character?

1. She forgets to brush her teeth before bed 4/7 days a week.

2. She reads a lot of biographical books

3. One time, her father took her to a punk rock show and she crowd surfed for the first time at the age of 9. She’s convinced this is what makes her the coolest person in Montreal.

[zooeychapman]

Favorite thing about yourself and why? Least favorite thing about yourself and why?

“Am I allowed to say I’m pretty durable? I mean boxes always fall on me at work, I constantly fall and run into things -- oh this cast? Nevermind this it’s coming off within another few weeks, stupid accident. Least favorite? I ramble a lot, and I bet you’d think I would completely this sentence like a run-on just to provide an example of how much I ramble right after saying -- yeah. Ramble On by Led Zeppelin. That’s me.”

[zooeychapman]

i wanna kiss u

“I wish I could make that possible but unfortunately one summer at camp the counselor took the Human Centipede way too seriously and selected a few of us to take part in an actual one. Now because of that tramatic experience my lips suffer greatly when coming in contact with any other human’s body parts. I haven’t had a stable relationship because of it.”

[zooeychapman]

[dailycarpenter]

Adelaide Kane attends the unveiling of the Earth Day Partnership with Kiehl’s for Recycle Across America at Kiehl’s Since 1851 Santa Monica Store on April 13, 2016.

[squadleadcrarch]

“I feel useless,” Wyatt muttered, holding up his bandaged hand. “ – I can’t even write my name or do inventory unless I somehow become ambidextrous over night.”

[zooeychapman]

“Hey it’s totally fine, dude.” Zooey held up her cast on her left hand. “I’ve been trying for like two weeks to become ambidextrous and I’m failing miserably.”

[loganbauman]

Batman can’t deny anything, he’s literally like that kid in class who keeps wanting to impress everyone with his cool new gadgets and if you dare him, you can make darn sure that he’ll do it and probably end up having to ride an ambulance away from school. I remember shaking my heads at those people, that’s why I keep my money on Wonder Woman. A badass mouse pad doesn’t sound too narly though – maybe you can weave one in anyway? Mine just has our company logo on it. Sure, any other ideas while we’re stuck here?

[zooeychapman]

There’s no lie there. I’ve bet a few wannabes that fit that criteria in my day as well. Wonder Woman definitely took up some space on my wall with posters along with merch on my desk, and she was the life of that movie I don’t care what anyone thinks. You’ll have to teach me about computers and whatnot so I can stop calling tech support anytime something is wrong with my laptop. Those guys can be pretty pretentious with their “Well have you tried restarting it?”. Absolutely none -- I came out here because that place smells like hopelessness and morphine. If morphine has a scent.

[loghainsmaric-blog]

[pixelives]

[mathieudarzi-blog]

Oh fantastic. You’re very coordinated, aren’t you? 

[zooeychapman]

Are you being sarcastic? Because if you’re not you should be. 

[gracedxniels]

“I– we didn’t… I mean, we, um, couldn’t really d-do that…” It was always a difficult time when she tried to explain herself to a complete stranger who wouldn’t understand her predicament. She had read enough magazines by now, but real life seemed much more difficult. “I meant it looks g-good on y-you.. and, um, I’m sure you c-can. You s-said something before… um, Batman? W-who is he? It’s a funny name.”

[zooeychapman]

“Where’d you say you were from?” Zooey arched an eyebrow at the girl who appeared normal. 

[allyharringtxn-deactivated20200]

Ally rolled her eyes, taking a sip of her tea. “Oh, goody for me then. I love trivia questions about some nobody that I have no business knowing.” She said and narrowed her eyes. “Who the hell is that? Claudia Salinger?” 

[zooeychapman]

Zooey tried to hold in a laugh that would definitely be equipped with a snort. “We all have no business knowing things. Anything outside of common sense or curriculum we have no business knowing.” Zooey shrugged her shoulders before resuming doodling on her cast when she realized the girl did now want to play a game. Without looking up she spoke, “Claudia is a character from the 90s family drama Party of Five. Before Lacey Chabert was Gretchen Weiners, which I definitely know you know, she was Claudia Salinger.” Finally, Zooey looked up at the blonde. “There, more trivia answers you had no business knowing.”

[zooeychapman]

everettlavaud:

“Where can a person like me,” Everett stated, a little annoyed, ”enjoy spring, a ‘sunshine-filled with rain’ season, without it having it to snow every few weeks? I’m sorta getting sick of sweater weather now.” 

“Tell me about it. I’m sick of wearing this stupid parka, even back home wasn’t this bad.” Zooey stated before turning a bit sincere. “You doing alright?”

[grimdeaths]

I men, we can try but I don’t want to hurt you. Besides, you can try to bulk up but what happens if you’re arm ends up like the people from the skittles commercials?

[zooeychapman]

Then that’d be the best thing ever and a goal I didn’t know I wanted to reach.

[kenny-torres-deactivated2023122]

Figuratively speaking, it is, even if it’s far from fascinating. Wonder Woman is the best thing in that movie but I guess she is

[zooeychapman]

She is. Don’t doubt it for a minute.