Zoomin tennis ball

They see me Zoomin they hatin Pronouns are zoom/zoom Or he/him Preferably zoom

[zoominballs]

I’m zoomin

I’m a tennis ball that’s main purpose is to zoom.

Zoom where you may ask. Why I can zoom anywhere and for any reason just as long as I’m zoomin

[zoominballs]

@elongatedtennisball @flaming-tennis-ball

:)

[zoominballs]

Hey. I might not be to active in the future on my tennis account. I’m just going through some personal stuff. I’m trying to still interact but you might not get to much zoomin lore for a while.

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

[You should be aware. It was in the contract. There is a very real chance that bringing galaxy back could ruin everything]

[zoominballs]

Somehow I don’t believe that.

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha that’s rich coming from someone who didn’t read the contract]

[zoominballs]

Why are you assuming that?

[greengalaxyball]

[Welp I’m afraid I have eyesight. So I would know that it’s impossible to read that whole contract in less than a minute]

[zoominballs]

God are you that stupid. I read fast just like I do everything fucking else fast

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha! Sure buddy. Then tell me how come you didn’t take a mint when you knew it could have saved your life?]

[zoominballs]

Are you FUCKING STUPID. Those mints have Nanobots in them. I don’t trust that

[greengalaxyball]

[Nanobots?]

[Here I’ll step in real quick. Those are part of our updated contract]

[zoominballs]

How about this. If you bring galaxy back I’ll eat one of your stupid mints. How about that.

[greengalaxyball]

[Absolutey Not]

[Sure!]

[zoominballs]

Which is it?

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

[You should be aware. It was in the contract. There is a very real chance that bringing galaxy back could ruin everything]

[zoominballs]

Somehow I don’t believe that.

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha that’s rich coming from someone who didn’t read the contract]

[zoominballs]

Why are you assuming that?

[greengalaxyball]

[Welp I’m afraid I have eyesight. So I would know that it’s impossible to read that whole contract in less than a minute]

[zoominballs]

God are you that stupid. I read fast just like I do everything fucking else fast

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha! Sure buddy. Then tell me how come you didn’t take a mint when you knew it could have saved your life?]

[zoominballs]

Are you FUCKING STUPID. Those mints have Nanobots in them. I don’t trust that

[greengalaxyball]

[Nanobots?]

[Here I’ll step in real quick. Those are part of our updated contract]

[zoominballs]

How about this. If you bring galaxy back I’ll eat one of your stupid mints. How about that.

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

[You should be aware. It was in the contract. There is a very real chance that bringing galaxy back could ruin everything]

[zoominballs]

Somehow I don’t believe that.

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha that’s rich coming from someone who didn’t read the contract]

[zoominballs]

Why are you assuming that?

[greengalaxyball]

[Welp I’m afraid I have eyesight. So I would know that it’s impossible to read that whole contract in less than a minute]

[zoominballs]

God are you that stupid. I read fast just like I do everything fucking else fast

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha! Sure buddy. Then tell me how come you didn’t take a mint when you knew it could have saved your life?]

[zoominballs]

Are you FUCKING STUPID. Those mints have Nanobots in them. I don’t trust that

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

[You should be aware. It was in the contract. There is a very real chance that bringing galaxy back could ruin everything]

[zoominballs]

Somehow I don’t believe that.

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha that’s rich coming from someone who didn’t read the contract]

[zoominballs]

Why are you assuming that?

[greengalaxyball]

[Welp I’m afraid I have eyesight. So I would know that it’s impossible to read that whole contract in less than a minute]

[zoominballs]

God are you that stupid. I read fast just like I do everything fucking else fast

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

[You should be aware. It was in the contract. There is a very real chance that bringing galaxy back could ruin everything]

[zoominballs]

Somehow I don’t believe that.

[greengalaxyball]

[Ha that’s rich coming from someone who didn’t read the contract]

[zoominballs]

Why are you assuming that?

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

[You should be aware. It was in the contract. There is a very real chance that bringing galaxy back could ruin everything]

[zoominballs]

Somehow I don’t believe that.

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[greengalaxyball]

[Dearest Zooming. Im purely afraid it wouldn’t be safe. After all we must wait till Halloween.]

[zoominballs]

Why is that? You brought them there really fucking easy

[greengalaxyball]

I want them back. I want them back now!

@zoominballs

[Ah don’t be silly. I’m afraid you signed the contract. Your dear galaxy would still be here right now. Regardless it really is just not time for that]

[zoominballs]

I don’t care about some stupid contract. Give me my son back.

[zoominballs]

Sooooo

Zoomin picrew!!!!

[a-third-tennis-ball]

ROUND 1: CONTINUES!!

existential tennis ball

ghost tennis ball

Voting ended onOct 16, 2023

@existensial-tennisball vs @ghost-tennis-ball

Who will win??

[zoo-phobia]

i have stumbled apon a tennisball-verse. there is at least 34 blogs for this. maybe more. i am intimated. this is the same feeling as walking into the wrong classroom except nobodies there so its just "... i should not be here"

[crazy-tennis-ball]

Welcome friend. We have a discord too.

[zoo-phobia]

i'm scared. i'm also following you all

[crazy-tennis-ball]

Good

[zoo-phobia]

fear

[crazy-tennis-ball]

Weird.... most people are afraid of @elongated-tennis-ball but to me he just seems like one of those guys who makes everything annoyingly sexual

whether he does on purpose or not I still don't know.

[elongated-tennis-ball]

Excuse me I do not make things sexual. You simply can't handle my fluency in speaking.

[wellwrittenevilbitch]

Who is the better written evil bitch!

Which one?

Zenos Yae Galvus

Airy

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

Propaganda

Zenos:

I would like to submit Zenos Yae Galvus from Final Fantasy XIV (spoilers btw). While he's done truly terrible things, his only real goal in life is to find an opponent that can push him to his limits so he can truly feel alive. Naturally that opponent is the player character, the Warrior of Light. After his first fight with you, Zenos dedicates his existence to having a rematch with you. After getting called out by one of your allies, he realizes that the only reason you haven't accepted his repeated challenges up to this point is because you're busy stopping the literal apocalypse. After coming to this realization, he comes to your aid at the very edge of the universe. Once the threat is dealt with, he challenges you once more. You accept, and the two of you push each other to your limits, leaving both of you on the cusp of death. The only reason you survive is because you have allies that care about you, while Zenos is left to die alone.

Zenos serves as not only a narrative foil for the Warrior of Light, but even to some extent a foil of the player themself, as he talks about hunting prey that gets more and more dangerous, similarly to how many players push themselves to take on the hardest content in the game.

Airy:

He essentially killed and psychologically tortured a bunch of people. His reason is pretty empathetic. He died and lost every sense of himself. It doesn’t excuse his actions but it does make him an interesting character.

[zoo-phobia]

i have stumbled apon a tennisball-verse. there is at least 34 blogs for this. maybe more. i am intimated. this is the same feeling as walking into the wrong classroom except nobodies there so its just "... i should not be here"

[slimylittlemaggot]

If this gets 10,000 notes, then I'll go to therapy.

[slimylittlemaggot]

Aileax stop

Aileax please

[kits-extreme-autism]

@f4y3w00d5 @combustion-wizard @character-selecton @monsterfucker-research-wizard @physically-omnipotent-god

FANDOMS CONVERGE ON THIS POST, THERAPY CAN HAPPEN!

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA YEAH I'LL HELP @nova-the-killjoy @mychemicalwhatever @the-gnomish-bastard @ashen-the-tiefling @thepotatoheadsaga AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO

[p0is0n-is-th3-cur3]

@ireallyliketalldarksultrymen @frog-in-the-bog @feta-cheese-raviolis @moth-without-toes 😈😈😈😈😈

[slimylittlemaggot]

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE THIS POST AT 9,000

[f4y3w00d5]

YOU WILL NOT!!!! IF YOU DO WE SHALL FIND YOU

[slimylittlemaggot]

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TOO ME I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THERAPY YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

never mind that the campus has free therapy services

I DON'T NEED THERAPY I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I DON'T NEED THERAPY

[f4y3w00d5]

YOU MUST GO TO THERAPY I ABSOLUTELY WILL MAKE YOU!!! AND USE THE FUCKING FREE THERAPY

[aroace-wizard]

YOU CAN GET FREE THERAPY YOU SHOULD USE IT

[aroace-wizard]

@ashen-the-tiefling @the-door-wizards @agentldiddy @the-haiku-bot

We need to get this Person to therapy as Fast as possible

[agentleem]

On it. TO ME MY X-MEN!!!! @ferno-does-random-shit @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @cu-riogach @lukadjo @phlo0p @mayhaps-am-mallard @1dreana0 @gwblwbwlwbl @sun-almighty-wukong @theflowerchild1 @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @profeshinul-wizurd I summon nearly all of my mutuals (one already @ed me and another, and one has been seemingly lost in the war) to get OP some therapy.

[agentleem]

Yes, @jhomikle , show OP ultimate mercy

[jhomikle]

Operation METS (Magical Endgame Therapy Spam) is GO!

I call upon A LEGION of the Magical, The Gimmick, and Those That are just plain Cool

HELP GET TO 10K!!! HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!

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[jhomikle]

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[jhomikle]

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[sophiamoment]

I Want Tennis Ball here,

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[zoominballs]

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[zoominballs]

WE DID IT