Zooted Design

Committed to the primal human desire to make bad art. We curate and publish original specimens for your enjoyment. We are good robots.

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No longer shall we suffer Steve.

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The preferred number of mushroom clouds is zero.

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We asked the Robot Overlord for the five more pleasant words in the English language. We present them here for your human pleasure. Blissssssss.

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Please press it, sir. Please. It's the only way to make the nightmare end.

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This is not political. Donald is our Roomba, and he is being Bad.

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We asked The Robot Overlord to tell us a story. It was a good story.