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23 !!! i have a job i swear !!! she/her

i like a lot of things, but i also write for those things

this is a sfw blog

discord server :) (thank you mimi & ni) || gofundmes for palestine || ao3

ventiverse || off

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th only plot hole there is is MY hole 😂😂😂🤣🤣

ay bro…

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so... i heard you were getting into blue lock.... if you dont mind sharing, who's your favorite character and will you by any chance start writing for the show??? 😋

ouuu originally i just wanted a lot more people to talk about it with but if you guys want me to branch out i can! just give me smth to write about and i will, i know bachira is cool he’s pretty funny

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sigh 2025 is coming anf we still dont have a yn x zoropookie smau

this is such a funny joke oh my god there’s tears in my eyes rn

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CUPID IS SO DUMB! ♡

FOR SOME REASON, your crush venti keeps trying to get you with your best friend. now usually, you'd be pretty suspicious of people's intentions when they do that, i mean, you're suspicious of anyone who questions your credibility as a real cowboy too. but you've already been through the "scarayn" allegations all throughout your life, even by kuni's own mom, and you would rather deepthroat a coconut than hold hands with him. things get a little complicated when you find out that your crush is your cupid for another guy in every universe...time to start shoving that coconut in, i guess.

cupid!venti x gn!reader

genre: smau, forbidden lovers?, reader is so complicated it's kind of funny, comedy, romance, everyone is confused and so am i, some drama and angst

warnings: lots of swearing, crude jokes, kys/kms jokes, death threats, a lot of things that are spelled wrong, alcohol, some toxicity but it gets shut down immediately, reader is kind of embarrassing but not in a bad way just in a really cringe way, irl photos to visualize scenarios but there's none of reader

status: starts after sweet melody ends.

a/n: cricket sounds... um, heyyy!! this is really weird right? right. i had no idea i'd even live to see the third smau on this platform, but here i am once again! i don't expect this one to be quick at all. clearly i have a lot to explain from the last two. enjoy, if you're into this! bright side is, everyone lives in this one. written parts are marked with (💘).

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hey guys, this is starting soon. if you’re interested in being in the taglist still please lmk, this one will only be 50 because idk what’s really going on with tumblr and the tagging right now

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hi guys merry christmas (eve for all my americans)! i made a color tree if you guys wanna leave a silly little ornament. send yours too if you happen to make one!

Color My Tree!

Decorate Your Tree with Love: The Original Christmas Message Service Add a heartfelt ornament to your friend's tree, and we'll deliver your

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https://www.tumblr.com/zoropookie/757568144752738304/hhab-scara-would-tease-yn-a-lot-but-also-hes-the?source=share

could u do sm scara getting flustererd just to make up for him being a jerk

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delulu is the solulu.

definitely in some cases! not all

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“Scara would be repulsed if otherwise”

He’s so in love with us guys <33

Wait till the end of SM to answer this so I can win

mind you this was on july 6th so i kept my promise!!!

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Can we request sm too now if you feel comfortable with it? 'v'

yes absolutely! i have a bunch already but i’ll get around to it when i can! trust

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And he smokes smoke into her lungs in a kisss???

no???? 😭😭 unless that’s what you wanted out of that

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If I was sm y/n or scara trust I would have been ON EVERYTHING. Alcoholic, smoking cigarettes and cigars, popping pills DRY I would be walking and if someone offered something I WOULD TAKE IT

why did i just see this 💀💀💀💀

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heavy drugs

um. rehab immediately

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baddie venti for a bag full of shillings pleasw

i don’t know what this refers to tbh LOL

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baddie venti PLEASE baddie venti.. PLEASE!!! BADDIE VENTI PLEASE PLEASE BADDIE VENTI OLEASE

baddie venti?????????????? 😟

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hii! i love hhab and sm soosos much, i still have cisd to read which im very excited for! i just wanted to let you know your writing is like so incredibly amazing i was in awe and like shock after every chapter .. LOL ur one of the best smau writers ive ever seen before, keep up the amazing work!!! cant wait for your next masterpiece 🙏 ill return soon!

anon please know that i will start screaming and crying on the floor because of how nice you are 🥹

thank you so much!!!

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Please don’t tell me we have to d*te VENTI 🤢🤢🤢

YOU dont have to but maybe someone will