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- aquarius women
- taurus women
- aries women

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idk shit about astrology but women that own humor:
- sagittarius women
- aquarius women
- taurus women
- aries women
having a lot of cardinal energy in a chart means the person doesn’t know how to…. stop and allow someone to alleviate the work or stress for them. There’s no sitting down and allowing others to take control. Somehow, they see it as being inferior to someone if they just put an ounce of their baggage into a person’s hands.
capricorns can seem nonchalant or unresponsive to criticism, disappointing or upsetting other people, and character denigration. but this lack of reaction is a likely sign of internal paralysis, frozen by the external reinforcement of their own negative and maligned self-beliefs
NIETZSCHE QUOTES FOR THE SIGNS
Aries: “No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone.”
Taurus: “One must give value to their existence by behaving as if ones very existence were a work of art.”
Gemini: “There are no facts, only interpretations.”
Cancer: “Invisible threads are the strongest ties.”
Leo: “Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself."
Virgo: “There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”
Libra: “One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too.”
Scorpio: “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
Sagittarius: “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
Capricorn: “The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.”
Aquarius: “Every deep thinker is more afraid of being understood than of being misunderstood.”
Pisces: “Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.”
EMERSON QUOTES FOR THE SIGNS
Aries: “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
Taurus: “Beauty without expression is boring.”
Gemini: “The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions.”
Cancer: “Be not the slave of your own past - plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep, and swim far, so you shall come back with new self-respect, with new power, and with an advanced experience that shall explain and overlook the old.”
Leo: “Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.”
Virgo: “Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.”
Libra: “Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.”
Scorpio: “When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.”
Sagittarius: “Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us, or we find it not.”
Capricorn: “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Aquarius: “It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude."
Pisces: “The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn."
FEAR IN THE NATAL CHART (PART 1)
In the natal chart, both Saturn and Pluto can show fear. However, the two planets can show fear in different ways. For Saturn, Saturn can show one’s fear of being incompetent due to outside expectations given to them. For Pluto, Pluto can show one’s fear of being dark and corrupted due to the inner potential within them.
Part 1 will be about Saturn!
Saturn in the Houses
Saturn in the 1st House: People with this placement fear expressing themselves improperly. For these people, they received outside expectations on how self-expression should be. It’s hard for these people to learn that sometimes, self-expression does not have rules.
Saturn in the 2nd House: People with this placement fear stabilizing themselves improperly. For these people, they received outside expectations on how valuing themselves should be. It’s hard for these people to learn that sometimes, value is created from within.
Saturn in the 3rd House: People with this placement fear having and saying the wrong words and thoughts. For these people, they received outside rules on how to talk and think. It’s hard for these people to learn that they have the right to create their own voice.
Saturn in the 4th House: People with this placement fear not having a proper sense of home. For these people, they received outside expectations on how to root themselves. It’s hard for these people to learn that their safe space is their own to create and feel.
Saturn in the 5th House: People with this placement fear not experiencing proper happiness. For these people, they received outside expectations on how to enjoy themselves. It’s hard for these people to learn that joy and creativity come from themselves rather than rules.
Saturn in the 6th House: People with this placement fear not handling life circumstances properly. For these people, they received outside expectations on what an everyday life should look like. It’s hard for these people to learn that they can work to create their own routine.
Saturn in the 7th House: People with this placement fear dysfunctional social interactions. For these people, they received outside expectations on how a relationship should be. It’s hard for these people to learn that all relationships dynamics are unique.
Saturn in the 8th House: People with this placement fear having their secrets violated. For these people, they received outside expectations on how privacy should be handled. It’s hard for these people to learn that they can implement privacy on their own terms.
Saturn in the 9th House: People with this placement fear having an irresponsible worldview. For these people, they received outside expectations on how they should see the world. It’s hard for these people to learn that they can independently create their own worldview.
Saturn in the 10th House: People with this placement fear having an unclear role in the world. For these people, they received outside expectations on how to assert themselves in the world. It’s hard for these people to learn that one’s role in the world is created by themselves.
Saturn in the 11th House: People with this placement fear not belonging in the world. For these people, they received outside expectations on how to belong. It’s hard for these people to learn that the more one tries to belong, the more one feels alienated.
Saturn in the 12th House: People with this placement fear the parts of themselves they don’t consciously understand. For these people, they received the outside expectation that they have to control themselves entirely. It’s hard for these people to learn and embrace ambiguity.
In love,
Check your Venus!
Aries teaches you how to fight for yourself.
Taurus teaches you how to remain consistent and stable within yourself.
Gemini teaches you how to remain curious and intelligent.
Cancer teaches you that it is okay to be comfortable in your own skin.
Leo teaches you how to value and find yourself.
Virgo teaches you how to prepare to face unpredictable circumstances.
Libra teaches you how to compromise and to remain fair.
Scorpio teaches you how to remain authentic.
Sagittarius teaches you how to remain optimistic through tough times.
Capricorn teaches you how to grow up and take responsibility.
Aquarius teaches you how to remain innovative and resourceful.
Pisces teaches you how to accept the inevitable mystery of life.
intimacy and acceptance
Aries in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with a person who accepts how immature and aggressive you can be sometimes.
Taurus in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with a person who accepts how stubborn and afraid you can be sometimes.
Gemini in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with a person who accepts how inconsistent and restless you can be sometimes.
Cancer in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how moody and sensitive you can be sometimes.
Leo in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how egotistical and dramatic you can be.
Virgo in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how picky and nervous you can be.
Libra in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how indecisive and passive-aggressive you can be.
Scorpio in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how secretive and manipulative you can be.
Sagittarius in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how arrogant and reckless you can be.
Capricorn in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how rigid and pessimistic you can be.
Aquarius in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how detached and unpredictable you can be.
Pisces in the 8th: You feel intimately accepted when you have a relationship with someone who accepts how impractical and impressionable you can be.
Does astrology REALLY show identity? I’ve been questioning the notion of identity lately, and so far, I’m coming to terms that identity is arbitrary. The only reason why identity possesses so much power is because the human being naturally thinks in a subject-object manner to where identity has to take up mental space in the human mind.
But life is so good at showing how temporal everything is. Are you the exact same person you were five seconds ago? How about three years? Do we start off as a foundation decorated by experiences over time or is the foundation a fantasy?
I think astrology can show the temporality we have within us through transits and how the natal chart works, but imagine working with that notion of temporality and the Very Popular mindset of Western individualism, which has been around for a very long time. It would be very hard to think outside of such a mindset since it’s so strongly engrained in our society and perhaps, our thinking.
How to attract the signs
Aries: smile, be direct, make them laugh, be confident, voice your opinions, give them space
Taurus: be trustworthy and loyal, slow and steady, learn their likes/dislikes, touch them, invite them out
Gemini: flirt, joke around, be exciting, be kind of dominating, keep the conversation going
Cancer: Reassure them in times of need, be kind and caring, talk about family, ask for help, be their friend first
Leo: flatter them, show affection, give them full attention, compliment them, emotionally support them
Virgo: don't be fake, ask for help, run errands together, start conversations, be patient
Libra: win over their friends, give them freedom, look good, be funny/dorky, take them somewhere
Scorpio: be mysterious, know what you want, tell them about yourself, be honest and loyal
Sagittarius: flirt, joke around, have a carefree attitude, be adventurous, give them space, suggest new things
Capricorn: be hardworking and ambitious, make them laugh, be friends first, take your time, show respect
Aquarius: debate with them, give them freedom, surprise them, become friends first, be yourself
Pisces: be romantic, talk about your dreams, boost their self esteem, be sensitive about their needs
Bad and Good Girls
Bad Girls: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Gemini
Good girls that haven't been caught: Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Leo, Libra
Actually Good Girls: Aries, Pisces, Taurus
“You don’t know my story”: Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio, Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo
Bitch, I watched it on snapchat: Leo, Taurus, Aries, Aquarius, Libra, Capricorn
Capricorn Aesthetic
Taurus Sun Aquarius Moon - Exanonanon please,perience with Signs
Aries - They are really amazing fun friends who were always there for me in my time of need. But in exchange I have to be supportive and understanding of all their crazy impulsive usually Bad decisions. But somehow, they always make it out alright???? So envious of how fearlessly true to themselves they are.
Taurus - I love Taurus, they are sweethearts. But somehow I find it hard to get close to them. Maybe because we are both used to ppl appraching us and making the first steps? Idk. Anyway fun fact, I’m usually super attracted to visual mediums made by other Tauruses. Taurean directors, designers, and editors are always my fave. Does this happen to anyone else?
Gemini - Gems are so fun. Nobody can get me talking like a Gem. Kings and Queens of banter (which is perf for me because too much talking abt deep shit can leave me feeling exhausted tbh). Also non-judgemental so I can be as weird as I want. Hard to get close to tho and their restlessness is tiring for me. My fave musical artists are Gemini.
Cancer - I attract so many cancer friends??? The Ultimate Mom Friends. At theit best, they are super loving and caring and will remeber tiny details about you. But also they expect u to read their minds and u may accidentally hurt their feelings by breathing. And if they don’t like someone… do NOT bring them within two hundred meter radius of them. But still, the truest of friends.
Leo - Competitive and prideful AF. When something good happens to u, u never feel like they can be truly happy for you. At the same time, they are so fun to be around and can make even the most redundant task into a Good Time. They know how to make people around them feel special and will defend u when ppl talk behind ur back.
Virgo - I have a hard time vibing with Virgos. Maybe bc we are both detached af. Also Im air dom so I find virgos too grounded into reality for me if that makes sense? They are also judgemental. But from far, they seem like cool people that got their shit together and I admire that. All the cool minimalist aesthetic, and super organized fandom blogs I follow are ran by them. Great eye for editing and super informative.
Libra - Forever that friend I really hit it off with one time at that one party but we never actually get around to hanging out. Hilarious af and conversation flows easily with them. However, can be a bit too clingy and socially needy imo. Stop trying to get validated by others, please.
Scorpio - They into that mind reading shit cancers are into. Love to tell me about myself and fuck it, sometimes they are right. Always up to have those deep soul-searching conversations (then I go talk to my Gemini friends to relax). Intense, passionate, and exude a lot personal magnetism. But my air moon self can get exhausted trying to keep up with their emotionally draining asses.
Saggitarius - I can count on them to make me feel like I live the most boring existance of life. They always have MORE experiences that were BETTER and more life-changing. Oh and they could be hanging with like 4 different people that are more important than you at the moment, just fyi. But once you get past their self-aggrandizing bs, they are freaking hilarious and suprisingly generous. Btw a big no (for me) to the super bossy ain’t-shit sag men.
Capricorn - I literally don’t know a single capricorn like that. Where my cap men at? I have a Cap descedant and venus in 10th so Im trynna holla at y'all.
Aquarius - Used to be my least favourite sign, then I found out its my moon lol. They truly believe they are Perfect and beyond reproach. Always talking about how things Should Be but not doing a damn thing about it. Like idg why they have such big egos when they arent even doing anything with their lives???? Well, at least they are smart well-informed people. And they try really hard to appear as inclusive and non-judgemental as possible. (Key word: appear)
Pisces: Their hair is so big because its full of secrets! Seriously, Im quite secretive but even I will find myself opening up to them without even thinking. They just have such an approachable, open and receptive air. Strangers also seem to randomly approach them a lot so when hanging out with them u oddly meet new people like that. Idk its strange. They are nice but be careful. If u hurt them, they wont hesitate to demolish u in the ugliest way possible.
the signs as stages of falling in love
Aries: stage 9, confession - admitting to the person that you fallen completely head-over-heels for them.
Taurus: stage 1, initial attraction - recognizing that, for whatever reason, you would potentially like to be with this person.
Gemini: stage 3, friendship - establishing friendly relations with the person in hopes of getting to know them better.
Cancer: stage 10, comfort - feeling completely at ease with the person; being able to tell them anything/do anything with them.
Leo: stage 4, envy - wishing that it was you that was spending the most time with this person.
Virgo: stage 11, planning - looking ahead to the future with this person.
Libra: stage 12, bliss - complete, utter, and total happiness shared by the both of us.
Scorpio: stage 7, lust - becoming even more physically attracted to the person in hopes of getting them in bed.
Sagittarius: stage 6, bravery - owning up to the fact that you are falling deeper and deeper for the person at hand.
Capricorn: stage 2, investigation - finding out more about the person to evaluate whether they'd be right for you.
Aquarius: stage 8, hope - being convinced that there is a chance for you and waiting for the right time to take a shot.
Pisces: stage 5, embarrassment - being flustered around the person, trying to avoid them because you know they make you nervous.
the "I acted like it didn't bother me, but inside it's killing me" squad
Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio, Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn
Truth vs Dare
Truth: Pisces, Taurus, Capricorn, Libra, Gemini, Virgo
Dare: Sagittarius, Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Leo, Scorpio