Zouk's Home Runs

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RIP BangBangJokesExplained.com, you’ve gone to that great domain registry in the sky along with ZapStraightToIt.com

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I’ve heard of @zoukshomeruns, but Kroll home runs?

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Guys. Guys. Guys. You're right to applaud. That was a home run.

Jason Mantzoukas, on the "put 'er in a bra" but on the My Stepmother Is An Alien episode of How Did This Get Made

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Home run directing with Jason Mantzoukas

Community - Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing S6 E4

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Here's my pitch, ready? It's Schwarzenegger and it's Emma Thompson, okay? He gets pregnant, and has the baby at the end of act 1, that baby: Danny Devito. Now what we've got is Danny Devito in a diaper, running around like crazy, he's all misshapen and troll-like because of the drug, so we believe it. The drug caused him to be more advanced, he's totally verbal, and you watch the C-section happen where he comes out of Arnold's stomach like an alien chest-burster or whatever, or in that episode of It's Always Sunny when he emerged naked from the sofa, it's just like that only pretend that's Arnold's belly, and that's it! That's the movie: a straight-laced scientist and a womanizing man trying to raise a monster baby, played by Danny Devito. HOME. RUN. MOVIE. Eat shit.

Jason Mantzoukas pitches an alternate version of Junior (x)

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Paul Scheer: (To audience member) Your name, your title for Rhinestone, and your question

Audience Member: My name is Jason, and I would say-

Jason Mantzoukas: -COOL NAME BRO! KILLIN' IT. CAN'T STOP KILLIN' IT, JASE.

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Great name. Fuckin' home run name, bro. In the name department? Killin' it. (x)

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a little something for ZouksHomeRuns

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Jason Mantzoukas on The Benson Interruption, with co-interruptor Bob Ducca.

This was cut down from a free episode of TBI which Doug placed on the Doug Loves Movies feed. Get it here.

Recorded live at the Del Close Marathon

I included the last bit of Nikki Glaser’s set to give some context

"Album Art" taken from The Lawn Wrangler’s great post about the last time Jason and Bob appeared on a podcast together ;-)

A Ship Called Hope

A great pic by a gorgeous photographer of Jason and Seth performing together at a different show at DCM.

Is this post enhanced enough?

Angel.

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Oh, did everybody get fans? Fucking HOME RUN

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Did everybody get fans? Fuckin' home run. Does that say 'probiotic' on it? Wait, are we distributing fans for a probiotic drink? Is this what's happening? Isn't this to like make you regular or something? Isn't this for shitting?

Jason Manztoukas, The Benson Interruption, DCM15

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Roadhouse

Audience Member 1: If this movie was re-made today, who would replace Patrick Swayze?

Paul: Ooh, good question.

Jason: Such a good question, guys lets all fucking think about this for a second.

Paul: Who could replace Patrick Swayze?

Doug: I don't have to think about it for very long.

Jason: Statham is pretty good, but a little on the nose.

Paul: Liam Neeson would be the Sam Elliott character.

Jason: Liam Neeson would be... yeah you're right.

Doug: He could play Patric Swayze's dad, Liam Neeson.

Audience Member 2: Zac Efron.

Jason: Zac Efron? ZAC EFRON? Really? Shame on you. Shame on you.

Paul: Oh, I got it! I got it, I got it, I got it. Channing Tatum.

Doug: Channing Tatum, yeah.

Paul: Channing Tatum, Liam Neeson, let's do this.

Jason: Guys, holy shit, that's a fucking home run movie.

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I bought that in Palm Springs, thought I was going to wear it to the pool as a hilarious joke. Did not wear it. Became very self-conscious when I put it on, then I was like "nope".

Every step of the way I was like, "This is hilarious, this is hilarious" This is where I was like, "This is a home run idea, this is hilarious" then I put it on with my bathing suit and was like, "Nope. Nope, this is untenable, I can't do this."

Jason Mantzoukas, discussing a shirt with boobs on it that sounded like a 'home run' idea at first. Doug Loves Movies (x)

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How Did This Get Made #65

Paul: We'll go over here. Sir, what's your name, what's your question, here we go.

Audience Member: My name is Jason, my question is--

Jason: Great name. It's like a home-run name, bro. In the name department? Killin' it.

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Wreck-it Ralph is a HOME RUN MOVIE

Jason Mantzoukas, on Doug Loves Movies (x)

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That dude’s a home run.

Jason Mantzoukas on Sir Ben Kingsley (via laughterkey)

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By the way? ZapStraightToIt.com is a fucking home run web address. For anything.

Zouks, CBB ep 200 (via laughterkey)