recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
A lot of my Dark-centered fics are expressions of my dissatisfaction with how he used to (and sometimes continues to be) portrayed - because you cannot convince me that he is a suave, tall, dark, and handsome bad boy. I'm so sorry, but he canonically lies across his desk in a 'paint me like one of your french girls' style and does his eyeliner while sitting on the sink like a theatre kid. He is a 'love really makes a guy come out of his shell' type of man, including the stupid laughter afterwards. He is a 'adjusts his suit six hundred times because he needs something to do with his hands' type of man. He is a 'honey, I burned the water' type of man.
And I love the old fics, don't get me wrong, I sometimes reread the King-Dark stuff because returning to your roots is good for your health and it genuinely makes me happy - but, if I were to ever write one of my own, he would be too busy to put down human revolutions because he's playing the piano and tending to his garden.
Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and
me like a month ago: "im js gunna watch phm !! and iron lung! im sure i will be totally normal about this and this hyperfixation will not spiral!"
me now: OKAY SO DAMIEN AND CELINE NOW TRAPPED IN THE UPSIDE DOWN/ VOID/ PURGATORY HAVE TO POSSESS THE DA'S BODY TO HUNT DOWN ACTOR!MARK AND GET REVENGE AND WILLIAM SEEING THE DA GET UP AFTER HE SHOT THEM DRIVES HIM CRAZY AND HE BECOMES WILFORD "MOTHERLOVING" WARFSTACHE WHICH IS LATER EXPLORED IN THE VIDEO BY THE SAME NAME AND DAMIEN AND CELINE KICK THE DA OUT OF THEIR BODY AND TRAP THEM IN A MIRROR BECOMING THE FULLY REALIZED DARKIPLER WHICH IS LATER EXPLORED IN THE SHORT FILM "DAMIEN" WHICH TAKES PLACE IN TBE SPLIT SECOND BEFORE CELINE GRABS THE CANE AND KICK THE DA OUT OF THEIR BODY TO GO HUNT DOWN ACTOR MARK AND THEN THE EVENTS OF ISWM HAPPEN AND-
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they warned me about those stairs bro...
tagging @rabbitmotifs @morgue-ruins @garydose @theghoulofme @aloe-vera-ghost (sorry i cant remember who else has tagged me in things before... but everyone who wants to should do it anyway... at least i actually tagged people this time)
