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work hard, be kind

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work hard, be kind .

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Kin: you sit over there and you /think/ about what you did!

Tomo: FINE. but i'm just going to think of a better way to do it!

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@miauing

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(I forgot the context of this, just had it saved)

Kin: I trusted you.

Tomo: After more than 10 years, you still do that?

Kin: really, you are the sole reason for all my trust issues.

Tomo: Fool you once, shame on me

Tomo: Fool you... what number are we on?

Kin: uh...?

Tomo: Shame on you.

[victorpopejr]

가끔은 고양이와 춤을 춥시다

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

she’s having a great time

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

i can’t stop laughing at the cat

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@miauing in return, heres.. uh .. ...bikes. and a cat in exchange for the dogs.

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Tomo: I was trying to tell someone "you're welcome" and "not a problem" at the same time.

Kin: and?

Tomo: and instead i said "you're a problem"

Kin: ...you're an asshole

Tomo: At least I'm not a problem

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/rereading some of the older/recent conversations i posted previously on tumblr with Tomo/

Kin: our 'welldone potato conversation' is here too and i hate you

Tomo: You hate ME!? As if these were not half you!

Kin: that potato one was all you, i was just reading facts!

Tomo: I'll read YOUR facts!

Kin: oh yEAH? DO IT.

Tomo: FACT ONE

Tomo: I LIKE YOU AND THINK YOU ARE RAD

Tomo: FACT B

Tomo: YOU HAVE GOOD SKILLS AND SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEM

Kin: /laughing hard/

Tomo: FACT NEXT

Tomo: SHUT UP I AM GOOD AT THIS

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Tomo: I hear crying burns one calorie.

Kin: oh?

Tomo: I hope I get buff soon...

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[trying to start playing a movie but accidentally quit the website all together]

Kin: ah.. shit wrong button

Tomo: ill be sure to keep the important Nuclear Launch button away from you

Kin: .... .. can you imagine

Kin: the president of America is sitting there typing a document and -- "shit wrong butt---!" BOOM

Tomo: As he stares at the vast destruction. "Why do we HAVE that on the keyboard?"

Kin: "and why is it so close to the Shift button?! just trying to start a new sentence, didnt mean to like end the whole world!"

Tomo: "Well Mr. President, in a way, you've started a new sentence for humanity."

Kin: "Oh shut UP!"

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Tomo and i have been traveling together for a few months and were about to part ways [he has to get back to work and ive got a week more of time to spare so im heading off to seoul briefly]

Kin: is there anything or any merchandise you're interested in owning from seoul? i don't have any plans and it would be nice to have some kind of mission

Tomo: Oh! uh.. ...I want park jimin's left toe.

Kin: ...you took “mission” quite literally didnt you

Tomo: You can't throw that term around loosely. You signed up for this. Be thankful you didn't opt for "quest"

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[[Tomo and I use ladybug/ladybird interchangeably so for the sake of this ill change them all to 'bug']]

Tomo: ...dude for only $105.99 we could buy 72,000 live ladybugs.

Kin: What.

Tomo: Kin. Kin we can buy SO many ladybugs why aren't we?!

Kin: do you happen to have 105.99$ lying around?

Tomo: No but i'm willing to go halves here with you

Kin: we split the ladie bugs then, i assume---why did i say it like that

Tomo: You were just really Scottish at the moment

Tomo: The Laddie Boogs

Tomo: Anyway, no we don't split them. We get all 72,000 and then flood the city.

Kin: What? no! you do what you want with your ladybugs and I keep my half safe.

Tomo: What the hell am I gonna do with only 36,000 ladybugs?! I can't even buy a cola with that!

Kin: what are you doing using ladybugs as currency!?

Tomo: I mean, why not? It's better than bees.

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BOY. I WILL SUPLEX YOU INTO A TV

Tomo

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Tomo's computer has been broken for a while so he's been using an ancient laptop in the meantime --

Kin: /sees Tomo playing a game/ what is 'torchlight'?

Tomo: An old game i'm testing to see if it runs on my laptop.. im going nuts.

Kin: because you cant play a game?

Tomo: Yes. My prime form of distraction is gone and i'm antsy.

Kin: what about solitaire?

Tomo: Do you have any idea how much solitaire i've played?! It's gotten to a point that winning or losing a game doesn't even effect my percentage rate anymore.

kin: i didnt know you could LOSE solitaire .. who the hell loses at solitaire

Tomo: Well I mean when you reach a point where you have no available moves...

Kin: i remember leaving the bathroom one time and walking behind you and seeing solitaire on your screen. i thought 'dude you dont have to hide your porn .. its ME'

Kin: but no .. nope.

Kin: you were really playing it.

Tomo: Don't judge me

Tomo: and good news, Torchlight kinda sorta works.

Kin: good. otherwise id be worried youd start playing Hearts.

Tomo: Please I have standards

Tomo: Spider Solitaire

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Kin: [friend's name] is such a character isn't he? he's always so--

Tomo: --did you just say that?

Kin: say what?

Tomo: 'Such a character' is like the oldest lady phrase

Kin: i didnt mean it like 'chuckling over a cup of tea' oh that boy... oh ho ho such a character'! .. i meant it as in ..he HAS character

Tomo: Too late. I've got your knitting needles and I;ve turned the thermastat to 25. (°C)

kin: 25 is so high what the hell

Tomo: Want me to put on your stories?

Kin: ill be cooking while i listen

Tomo: My experience with old people is they exist in one of two extremes.

Tomo: It must either be boiling in the home

Tomo: Or channeling the spirit of the arctic.

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Tomo: Scrambled eggs are mostly healthy right?

kin: well .. eggs are healthy ? so rearranged eggs must also be healthy

Tomo: Rearranged eggs

Kin: yes

Tomo: repositioned eggs

Kin: intentionally distorted eggs

Tomo: Purposely discombobulated eggs

kin: "fuck i meant to make an omelette" eggs

Tomo: It's the only recipe I know

Kin: frantically smooshing something around in a pan doesn't count as a recipe

Tomo: Excuse me but mashed potatoes are a recipe.

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