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There’s a severe lack of Alice in Borderland memes... Imma fix that I post AiB memes on my Instagram as well: @chishiya_in_borderland

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Concept: Chishiya with little braids in his hair🥺

Credits: Szallejh (on deviantart)

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ALICE IN BORDERLAND: INCORRECT QUOTES

Arisu:

Usagi: Hey Arisu, wanna hear something dirty?

Arisu: Always

Usagi: The kitchen

Usagi: You didn’t do the dishes last night

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Karube:

Karube: I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m going to try and be aggressively passive

Arisu: wait what

Karube: don’t mess with me bitch i’ll fucking forgive you do not test me

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Usagi:

Usagi: You would be the first to die in a horror movie.

Niragi: No way, I’d probably make it all the way to the end.

Usagi, pulling out a knife: No listen, I mean I would kill you first–

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Chishiya:

Arisu: I did a bad thing

Chishiya: does it affect me?

Arisu: no, bu-

Chishiya: then suffer in silence

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Kuina:

Kuina: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Chishiya: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Kuina: Literally all you had to do was say no.

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Niragi:

Niragi: I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself.”

Niragi: What do you want? Like, my trauma or my favorite color? Let’s be specific.

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BONUS-

Shibuki : What should I be for Halloween?

Chota: A decent person, if you ask me.

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Hatter: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Aguni: What the hell!?

Hatter: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Hatter, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Aguni, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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These are absolutely incredible😭

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Imagine (out of character but idgaf 💕)

Imagine Nirage in the morning strUgglIng to put his hair up and you just happen to pass by ykyk as you do. And you stand there and watch for like 2 minutes and this man is just like “mother fucker please work” and yelling just little insults at his hair. He sighs then looks at you and you guys just have a staring contest

You: ,,,,,

Nirage: ,,,,,,,

Nirage: *holds out hair tie in defeat* please?

You: *blinks and nods*

Idk I felt this was really cute

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Gjskwbhsh this is adorable🥺

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Follow my Instagram @chishiya_in_borderland for more memes😁

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Aight, a while back, someone posted art of Chishiya with a ponytail and now I can’t find it. If anyone has this please send it to me, I need it... for um... academic purposes...

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Hehe, I made the remote a taser

Instagram: @chishya_in_borderland

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Instagram: @chishiya_in_borderland

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Instagram: @chishiya_in_borderland