#aph me

-- 24 | Dutch -- I'm only here occasionally AND for Eurovision posting

[zwitserland]

The reddit blackout is laying my addiction bare for the world to see

[zwitserland]

I HATE YOU SWEDEN I'M FUJJJJXCCCKKKIIINGGGG GRRRR

[natsuzora]

[zwitserland]

Eurovision? Eurovision!

[zwitserland]

Tumblr has an ad-free subscription now? Have you guys never heard of adblockers?

[zwitserland]

Eurovision tonight... 👀

[thebibliosphere]

I think I might have played too many city builder games during quarantine. I just tried to rotate the angle of my word document using the middle scroll button to try and get a better look at the plot.

[gallusrostromegalus]

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been gardening so much the thought “The wifi is running slow, maybe the router needs to be watered” occured to me last night.

[booksandchainmail]

#crosswired impulses are deeply hilarious to me#i was taking a greek class and a higher math class at the same and i tried to decline some differential equations#which. did not help funnily enough. differential equations are still bad even in the accusative (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

[zwitserland]

*opens tumblr* *closes tumblr*

[zzomezz-deactivated20220501]

2014

順調な成長を感じる

[senatortedcruz]

[capricornpropaganda]

I need somebody to be infatuated with me this summer I'm so bored

[programmerhumour]

true

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

this isn’t a joke 

[hellsite-yano]

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

[hellsite-yano]

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Is Jeff

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff

[childweanedonpoison]

angela merkel and ursula von der leyen when they finds out what italy will be using the recovery fund money for in 2022

[childweanedonpoison]

Italy’s singer just got caught snorting cocaine on camera we should win for this alone

[tubbietommo]

How would Flo Rida feel right now lmao

[fabioquartarar0]

Low

[childweanedonpoison]

Italy’s prime minister just got a call from the minister for economy and finances that simply said “we got a fucking problem mario”