永遠の生卵 @scullberry - Tumblr Blog

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

#something-with-catmint #Michigan Mention

greelin

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

#ahahah #I literally had this exchange the other day

pmpkn

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

owwyn

I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAMEBOOOOOOY

#ahaha #i literally thought of that avgn bit the second i saw that first picture lmaoooo

feastofsnakes

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

#this is how patients talk to me on the phone

sodapopmermaid

okay i am having an ongoing argument (lighthearted) w my grandparents about what the ideal temperature of the house should be so please tell me what you prefer to set your thermostat for

what is the ideal thermostat temp?

65F or lower

66-67F

68-69F

70-71F

72-73F

74F or higher

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

#ideal for my pocketbook is 68-69F #ideal for my body is 70-71F lol

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#instant latte

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

#bwahaha wow

cyberpunkpavlichenko

I’m sorry but we do not need to entertain these people. There’s no good argument for why we should be producing and distributing fictionalized depictions of child sex abuse or any other kind of abuse.

It would be weird and fucked up if you were purchasing comic books of children being physically beaten too. Why do we need to have these kinds of materials available? Who does it serve? Does it serve children, to have some of the most heinous crimes to be committed against them casually consumed as leisure? Does it serve education about child sex abuse for these materials to be available as a tolerated form of entertainment? We should be asking: what exactly is the purpose of these materials such as lolicon and shotacon?

Because if the fictionalized depictions of the abuse of the marginalized and vulnerable serves as a mass produced commodity sold to the public freely and it doesn’t serve the interests of the subjects of those depictions, then it must serve the interests of capital and patriarchy who normalize all sorts of oppressive violence as entertainment.

Who gives a shit what the apologists for the oil pedocracy think?

cyberpunkpavlichenko

Thanks to @butlerian-judith for linking this article about the history of lolicon.

Turns out the major animators indeed had unhealthy sexual interests in young girls and this is supported by the fact that drawn lolicon was in the same industry as live action lolicon, which featured pantyshots and nude photos - all operating under the genre title of lolicon. So real child exploitation was directly tied to the animated lolicon scene.

Then a media collector with some interest in the genre killed and cannibalized multiple little girls.

Later it seems lolicon’s presence on 2chan was supported by far right personalities.

The whole time this industry is evading censors and would be cracked down on multiple times for sexually explicit material of young girls, both drawn and real.

The following article contains discussions of adult-oriented media, CSEM, CSA, and other troubling subject matter pertaining to fictional an

#insanely good writeup tbh #i knew some of the bare bones stuff in his original writeup and abt miyazaki tsutomu #but this is a real deep dive. fascinating.

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of watermelon

#binturong of summer goals lol

alexandriaocasiocortez

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

#ahaha #something-with-catmint #the vibe we are bringing w our 30s

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

#he's always been a fucking loser imho #never understood what lalla ward saw in him #militant atheism and joylessness ofc he's simping for ai

24x81

morning hot coffee and afternoon iced coffee are two separate entities. morning hot coffee is your state sanctioned substance abuse to get low level drugs in your body. afternoon iced coffee is a sweet treat that has no impact on your physical body but will boost morale. you can have 8 thousand iced coffees and it will never negatively effect you

#ahaha #actual truth #but tbh 8000 afternoon iced coffees don't positively effect me neither lmao