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Hey, not sure if you have the login anymore, but I hope you are doing well! I moss the sorlato content
Hi, I'm not on here as much as I used to be because of college, work and other stuff. However since my break is coming up I do plan on being back
Yandere Sorbet and Gelato x new member
Like at first they were trying to get under the new member's skin just to see how tough they really are, however after a few months they start to actually like the member. However, the member is scared of them because of all the pranks and stuff they would do to them.
Yan! Sorlato x Reader who is now scared of them
TW: Yandere, bullying, paranoia
Poly Sorlato x reader: First meeting and general fluff headcanons
(AN: I love writing for La Squadra so please send more requests of any characters<3)
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La Squadra Headcanons-
Sorbet & Gelato
note: My headcanon's for the gay icecream dads
tw: none, unless you're afraid of Rats or Italians
2/2 ) sorry ran out of room ; v ; ) but yes I’m just wondering if you could do a kinda soft tender scenario with sorbet & gelato with their s/o playing this new album for the, they haven’t heard it yet and I’m just. Super soft for them thank you so much sorry for rambling to much aa
Ice-cream love
I just love that request, it's so soft and-🥺🥺🥺
Hope you like it, and sorry for the late reply, I was really busy lately, hope you don't mind!
TW: Neutral reader, fluff
sorbet and gelatoe 🦶
Sorbet and Gelato are Physical Touch.
This one is very in your face, they are in your face, they want you to cuddle with them after committing murder.
if i'm not too late, 🍃🍎💧 for sorbet and gelato?
no youre not late!! (actually if you guys want you can ask me about s&g anytime, although if it is with a song rec i might take some time to get to it, cause then i need to get In The Mood first)
I headcanon Sorbet as being a really good baker though he hasnt got a sweet tooth (mostly bakes because Gelato is a sugar addict) so honestly I wouldn't surprised if he made the wedding cake
Yes!!! I hc them both as excellent cooks though Gelato's tastes mostly only appeal to himself. Your wedding with the pair would have to be small scale anyway since it's well, illegal so it wouldn't surprise me at all if he made the cake.
Also I hc Pesci as a good baker. Not amazing but good enough to look good in that heartfelt non-professional way. He would probably make the cake himself too and while it wouldn't be anything spectacular, it would still be quite pretty and absolutely delicious.
some sappy sorlato headcanons because i am in an incredibly soft mood tonight
- sorbet has nightmares more frequently than gelato, and is more likely to be woken by them. when he wakes up, gelato holds him until he feels calm and is able to fall asleep again
- sorbet likes playing with gelato's hair
- they gossip while they help each other paint their nails
- if gelato is getting worked up, sorbet takes him for walks in the woods near their house and they go and sit by the stream. it's really calming for gelato, and sorbet knows this
- gelato has a lot to say about his garden and how he tends it, and sorbet always listens completely
- on each of their anniversaries, they plant a flower in the grass outside their house
- they reccommend books and music to each other because they have similar tastes
- they taught themselves how to dance simply so they could dance together. neither of them are amazing at it, but they love dancing with each other regardless. sorbet enjoyed learning a lot more than he thought he would
(Pregnancy cw)
Okay but we need to talk about the ice cream boys with a pregnant S/O.
They’re just like… made for this. Already so paternal even though this technically their first child. It’s like they’re already settled in as dads the moment your test comes positive.
Not that you have to stress as much as the average parent anyway, with three parents to split the workload between. And imagine them holding you between them at night once you get to the point it’s hard to stay comfy, massaging you to sleep and letting you use them as your own personal body pillows.
A Perfect Addition
Sorbet x Gelato x Reader (JJBA)
Request/Commission Info: A 4000 word piece detailing a reader's interactions with Sorbet and Gelato from first meeting to the boss' investigation.
Content Warnings: Knife/Blood Play, Polygamy
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The evening had been busy. People crowded through the streets with a buzz of excitement now that the day’s heat had been warded off. They became formless groups that merged into the background. None of them were important to notice.
But you stood out. Not to many but to the right ones.
It had been a hot day. Every step dug into the blisters forming on your heels and made the muscles along your back ache. With your head up, you marched towards your destination regardless. You slipped between the crowds with only a small avoidance of your right side betraying your pain.
Only one noticed you, bringing the other’s attention to you with a soft whisper. They watched until they couldn’t anymore, continuing with their job.
You had been graced with several features that made you Gelato’s type. Sorbet hadn’t been as sure but when you’d winced, his interest grew.
They would have approached you – thirds weren’t unusual for them, though the new party never survived the encounter. Risotto had, in an action they believed to be too soft-hearted, banned unnecessary killings, however. They respected him enough to follow through with it and took his reasoning of remaining inconspicuous.
But when fate brought you together once more… well, it changed things.
Sorbet and Gelato NSFW alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Sorbet is much better about aftercare than Gelato. Mostly because Sorbet is already used to taking care of Gelato after their deeds, what’s one more? Gelato is more likely to just cuddle and fall asleep on someone then clean them up. Sorbet has spoiled him rotten. If asked though, Gelato will get up and get them something. The cleaning falls on Sorbet though.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Sorbet doesn’t really have a favorite part of himself, but Gelato likes to admire his own ass all the time. It’s his pride and joy. Sorbet and Gelato are both thigh men, and as such love a pair of legs forced into a pair of pants that can barely contain them.
His aforementioned ass is one of Gelato’s best features and is something to be admired. Sorbet has a nice chest, even if he doesn’t see the appeal personally. Go ahead if you want to squeeze it, Gelato does all the time anyway.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Gelato lives to make a mess, and will make everyone he’s sleeping with a mess with his seed. Sorbet is more a cream filling kind of guy, and will want to finish inside. Gelato is a horrible influence on him, so Sorbet will occasionally finish on someone’s stomach and back just for the mess it will make. It’s pretty hot, admittedly.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Like Melone, these two have no secrets. Mostly because Gelato has a loud mouth and can’t contain it, to Sorbet’s dismay.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
These two have been together for years, so when someone else joins the fun, they know exactly what to do. Sorbet is more experienced on the top while Gelato is more experienced on the bottom, so it’s the best of both worlds with them. They’re also a pair of freaks, so they are no stranger to anything someone will throw at them.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Sorbet is more of the doggy style or riding kind of guy. Occasionally he likes to stick to the basics with missionary too, but mostly on lazy days. Gelato personally loves to be taken from behind, but if he gets on top he loves to pin someone’s knees to their shoulders and go to town. These two also love to tag team on someone, so watch out for that.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Sorbet is the stoic quiet type, so he’s mostly serious in bed. Gelato is the one more likely to crack a joke in the moment, but he’s also pretty serious most of the time. More of a dirty talker than a jokester.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Both of them are fairly maintained down there. Gelato has more hair than Sorbet most of the time because Gelato keeps forgetting his waxing appointments. Sorbet just trims them down when they get overboard, so he’s never completely smooth down there.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Gelato isn’t really a romantic guy, but if their third party has been around for a while, he will start to warm up and be more romantic like he is with Sorbet. Kisses on the neck, check and ears are the most to get out of him though. Sorbet isn’t very romantic either, but he’s more likely to do it than Gelato. Want to be held close to him the whole time? No problem. He’ll even place kisses down their neck.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
These guys don’t jerk off. If they pop a boner, they’re going to their partner to take care of it. When you’ve been in a relationship as long as these two have, you kind of forget about mastrubating.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Gelato has a big thing for knife play, and will always have one on standby in the bedroom. He also likes blood play, so expect him to use that knife. He also loves bondage, whether he’s tied up or someone else it, he loves it. Sorbet is a lot more modest than Gelato in the kink territory, but he does share Gelato’s knife fetish. He’s least likely to cut someone though. He also loves to bite, so watch his teeth. If they graze skin, they’re sinking in 100% of the time.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
These two have never been shy to fuck on the job. If their partner is in the mafia too, they’re more than welcome to join. If they aren’t though, it’s most likely going to happen at their house. They aren’t going to drag a civilian into mafia business, they’re horny, not dumb. They aren’t afraid to do things in public outside of work though, so they can be convinced to fuck outside too. Beach sex is fun with them, they don’t even care if they’re alone or not. (Sorbet cares a little but Gelato gives zero fucks.)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
These guys are always ready to go whenever, so it doesn’t take much to get them going. Sorbet may need a little more coaxing, like some rubbing or neck kisses, but he’s ultimately always game. Especially if Gelato is in the mix.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
These guys are very chill and don’t have many things they won’t do. They’ve tried practically everything and enjoyed most of it. The only thing they don’t see the appeal of is water sports and skat.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Gelato is very much a giver when it comes to oral. He’s plenty use to being between Sorbet’s legs a lot over the years, so he is very skilled with that naughty tongue of his. Sorbet prefers to receive, but he’s no stranger to giving it back either. It’s a win win situation with them. If one doesn’t want to, the other will.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Sorbet tends to be on the slow and brutal side, while Gelato speeds it up while keeping the same brutal pace. Most of the time Gelato is on the bottom though, and he likes it exactly how he gives it. The man can’t be hurt, don’t be afraid to be rough with him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Oh yeah. They’re always up for a quickie. It’s easier to pull off if only one of them is available, but they’re going to find a way with all three of you if they have to. They’re very creative, so they’ll find a way.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
These two love to live on the edge, so it’s no surprise how much they push the envelope with sex. No need to worry about any consequences for any public exploits, they know how to get out of trouble.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
They can go all night long if their third party wants to. If not, don’t be surprised if they keep going with each other. It’s hard to keep up with them, so they don’t take offense if someone needs to tap out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
They have a pretty extensive collection, almost rivaling Melone’s. Gelato is more about toys than Sorbet, so most of them are his. They have no problem letting someone add theirs to their collection either.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Sorbet isn’t much of a teaser, but Gelato is. He’s a sadistic guy who might edge someone for hours if he felt like it. Sorbet is most likely the one to spare someone of his endless teasing, but if Gelato makes him stop they’re shit out of luck.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Sorbet hardly makes noise in general, so it’s Gelato again picking up the steam in this regard. Gelato loves to be loud, almost too loud on purpose. His loud moans are also tied with his dirty mouth, so I hope their third party isn’t shy.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Gelato was in the military when he was younger. The aftermath changed him into the man he is today, and his post-war changes caused him to turn to the mafia. Sorbet and Gelato were dating before the mafia stuff, so Sorbet followed into the mafia with him. Sorbet may be almost entirely silent, but he actually does speak, so he’s not mute. He just prefers to stay quiet. When he talks, it’s mostly whispering in someone’s ear. Gelato is the talker for the two of them.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Sorbet has more of the length while Gelato has the thickness. Sorbet is a good seven inches while Gelato clocks in at five.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Almost unyielding. Gelato is the one most likely to always start stuff than Sorbet, but they’re both always ready to have sex at any time.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Both are ready to pass out once it all ends. Gelato usually just goes to sleep, but Sorbet makes sure everything is clean before passing out himself.
I know some of y'all remember me as sorlato artist, just letting you know, after all this years I still love them 💕
Here's a doodle!
The Laboratory
P1 of ?, Sorbet + Gelato (Yandere) x Reader
Content Warnings: SorLato are Reader's stalkers, Reader is the victim of a non-specific abusive relationship at home, Some men are low-key creeps to Reader
Author's Note- Those familiar with my yandere event in June will quickly recognise this as a rewrite of one of the stories there. It was always my favourite of the event and after rediscovering the poem that inspired its ending (Robert Browning's The Laboratory), I was eager to give it another go. Please note the CWs above, but other than that, enjoy!
If you think Sorbet and Gelato are an eccentric couple now, just imagine how they would have been as teenagers.
Sorbet was even moodier than he was today, like proper edgy teen territory. Granted it was suitably effective when he’s genuinely trying to intimidate someone but when he’s just trying to buy a Pepsi from the corner store it comes off as almost funny.
Then you’ve got Gelato who was just such a delight as a teenager. Doubly as socially awkward and loud, always sniggering the worst jokes into Sorbet’s ear as he tries to rob someone. On a very different note I love the idea of him having super bad acne well into his early 20s and being generally quite insecure about it. Sorbet would have lifted his spirits <3
Running to your inbox bc the sorlato brainrot is severe, but what do you think they do to relax? And what do you think they do for fun?
Ohh!!
Gelato enjoys going for walks out in nature, and picks berries and flowers for Sorbet. He's quite an outdoors person but also likes relaxing at home with a book or watching a movie with a warm drink. He likes just talking as well, and will have very long, indepth conversations with anyone willing to give him the time of day.
Sorbet likes collecting little things like stamps and bottle caps. He makes little trinkets out of wood and scrap metal, and used to be a jeweller. He still makes jewellery, but he doesn't have as much time because of work. Sometimes he makes things for Gelato, and their bedside tables often are filled with Sorbet's creations. He also likes reading, and he and Gelato will talk about what books to read and walk down to the library together.
They find each other's company very relaxing and love spending time with each other. They often do things together, and of course, a good cuddle is always nice. Taken from their villains wiki page,