Leseratte

Nerdy fangirl from NYC. ^^Means bookworm in German Enjoy. Art blog @nintentno

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no but really newt

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GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

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OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO

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The prosecutor who subpoenaed and cross-examined Hitler in 1931 for a murder trial against four brownshirts was a Jewish lawyer named Hans Litten. The three-hour testimony left Hitler so unnerved and humiliated that he forbade anyone speak Litten’s name in his presence, and he was killed in a concentration camp. Today, the German bar association is called the Hans Litten Association, and every year they give out the Hans Litten Award for excellence in the legal profession. That’s how you commemorate history. 

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me: *sees it's july 31st*

me: hi i can't come in to work today. i need to observe this international holiday that is harry potter's birthday by marathoning all the movies while simultaneously reading the books i don't make the rules

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(via meanboysclub)

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hey by the fucking way

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I HAVE FOUND THE ANGRIEST BIRD

THESE ARE CALLED BLACK AND WHITE HAWK-EAGLES

I LIKE TO CALL THEM JUDGEMENT BIRDS BECAUSE THEY CAN BE USED IN

EVERY

SITUATION

IF YOU WANT SOME GOOD LAUGHS AND REACTIONS IMAGES

I IMPLORE YOU TO LOOK AT THE GOOGLE IMAGES PAGE FOR THESE BIRDS BECAUSE THEY’RE AMAZING

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Americans please explain why your schools are so wild

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The poop one killed me

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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

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a child

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this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

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you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

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this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.