Stressed And Underdressed

A blog about whatever the fuck I want it to be about. You're not allowed to define my blog with your labels. Fuck labels, fuck definitions, no one can direct the flow that is this blog.

[zwamboobs-deactivated20161210]

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

[play2am]

Same with her ass

[bob-belcher]

[readyfordeath]

[world-of-cats]

[sailor-crone-blog]

The comraderie

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment

[yashas-strong-arms]

rapunzel 2.0

[kingjaffejoffer]

im emotional rn

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[blueraspberries]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[otherwindow]

Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head. 

Turn the halo into a gold collar. 

Shrink it down into a ring or bracelet. 

Turn it into a gold septum. 

Sacred nipple piercings. 

[otherwindow]

please stop telling me about halo cock rings

[formiller]

*Use hollandaise sauce as lube* “Gonna get egg benedicked”

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

[pochowek]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[shampooligan]

wild card

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

this show is a treasure from start to finish 

[myalternatereality]

experiences that take place on a different plane of existence

- parents’ evening

- sleepovers

- literally the entirety of Christmas Day

- lying in bed with earphones in

- flights

- exams

- anything you do between 3-4am

- driving in the dark

[uselessvirgo-deactivated2021012]

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

[not-gently-used]

-hanging out in an empty parking lot at night

-playgrounds at night

-hospitals

[amanatsumikan]

[racheljeanhopkins-deactivated20]

What

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[your-bald-majesty]

This is amazing

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[toastbutteregg]

this is my life in summary