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*drumroll* hi 16 yr old canadian 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[nicollekidman]

i just want to live in a cottage somewhere quiet and tend a garden w my gf…. im so tired 

[gifcraft]

[outrunmyself]

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

[running-on-oatmeal]

Always reblog.

[golddsharkk]

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

Roses are red

The fifth month is called may

[vladisbruh-deactivated20150131]

i’m sick of these YA novels where the protagonist is ~the chosen one~

[bookjunkie23-blog]

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

[slimegargoyle]

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

[t-shrit]

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

[worldohworld-deactivated2019032]

Holy fuck

[bey]

My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you

[carolsturkas]

me when i see someone i don’t like in public

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

[2girl2]

[theshitneyspears]

My weekend summed up.

[yaddle-archive-deactivated20181]

Lupita Nyong'o in méxico

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i’m turning on anon for the next hour… here we go

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

This Was A Mistake

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”