Corny Calypso

Music Ed Major//Flute Player//Sings the same two notes over and over again//

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[railwayhistorical]

Westbound at Bushnell

This is a westbound Union Pacific train at Bushnell, Nebraska. This is along the original route of the first transcontinental railroad; the UP came through the panhandle of Nebraska in 1867 on their way to Promontory Summit.

Three images by Richard Koenig; taken June 25th 2018.

[jdjdgray]

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[lesbianshepard]

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

[lesbianshepard]

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

[lesbianshepard]

the world ends when his dog catches it

[noctumsolis]

As cosmogonies go I’ve seen worse.

[quasi-normalcy]

Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it

[poiplefunguy]

the norse were onto something

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[strawberrypatty]

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

[sukkanen]

nose

[sukkanen]

beep boop nose

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

[technicolourvita-deactivated201]

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good morning lesbians, what wisdom do you have for us today

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you lesbians

[nuka-lixir]

please stand by

[softwaring]

[psych2go]

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[psych2go]

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[different-landscapes]

[marci1900]

[vrgovnus]

@m1amor