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crackpot idea of the week: leto ii and margot’s child both become abominations where paul and feyd are able to take over their minds and live out the romance they never got to have 🥰
Rina Sawayama
twitter is consumed with What discourse rn
Someone got new neighbors who are a bunch of college students who seem to be eating a lot of takeout and whose trash was overflowing with pizza boxes so she made them a chili to be neighborly or whatever and some deeply unwell folks lost their minds and said this was fucked up for a wide array of reasons including but not limited to
- violating their consent in that they did not explicitly say they wanted food/chili
- maybe they are allergic or have other dietary restrictions preventing them from eating chili, which means now they have to turn her down (which is bad for some reason idk) or throw out the food which is a waste AND do the dishes which is additional labor
- maybe they ARE cooking food and she doesn't know, the abundance of pizza boxes in their trash does not preclude them cooking, which means her making them chili is I don't know. Presumptuous I guess??
- Noticing their garbage is akin to stalking
Look idk I can't pretend to be impartial about this I think this is stupid discourse generated by people who have learned to employ social justice terminology to build up a specific online cachet but in a way where they conveniently needn't change much about their lifestyles and, when feeling challenged by seeing someone else do something they wouldn't, find a way to justify why it's actually morally good that they don't do this thing and you're a creepy consent-violating jerk for making chili for neighbors
every time a “new” twitter discourse pops up and people go “why would anyone say this?” “why would someone choose to argue about something this inane?“ a shadow falls against half my face and i draw my coat closer in. you don’t know the arguments i’ve seen, the accounts i’ve followed… all from one post about a phat ass white girl.
mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss
fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes
oh my god trans is snart backwards
when I become an eccentric billionaire I'm going to buy every house in 10 square blocks of unremarkable suburb. I will have them all furnished and decorated except for (and this is key) one house in the dead center. this house I will put up for sale at a ridiculously reasonable price for the area. once it sells, and the new owner/couple/family moves in, the plan will spring into action.
every single house besides the one in the center within my 10 square blocks will remain uninhabited. I will put all the lights inside on timers so that it appears that people are living in there, I will have lawns mowed when I'm sure everyone in my victim house is at work/school, I will have decorations put up during the holidays and cars moved there and parked in driveways when I'm sure that the owner/couple/family in the house at the center is not there to witness it happening. I will produce all the superficial trappings of life without a single person actually being there.
who knows how long it'll take them to realize that something is wrong? when their kids are playing in the yard, and they notice they've never seen another child around here even once, despite the four-bedroom family homes all down the street? after a few weeks, when they realize the lights in the house across the way click off at exactly 9:45, on the second, every single night? when they've been living there for a month and a half and they realize they've never seen a single car park in front of another house? when they want to greet their neighbors and not a single house in the whole neighborhood opens its door?
when they do realize that they're completely alone here, what would they do with that fact? what would you do if all at once, as you stood in a crowd, you realized that every single person around you was a mannequin? it's unnerving, sure, but enough to warrant a move? how long will they live in this idyllic ghost town before it gets to them? can a person survive in a dollhouse? Thank you. *I wave to the crowd as I walk offstage at my ted talk. one person gives a halfhearted round of applause from the back. a talk about sustainable ecosystem management was scheduled for right now and no one knows how I got up here.*
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Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga
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Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults
You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction
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And men….don’t….?…?
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