well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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$LAYYYTER

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well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower
if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them
dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again
never beg to be loved and respected.
“It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in a while exhilarating.”
— Stephen King
i need someone who understands my fucked up brain.
fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river
Dating someone who pays so much attention to the special details about you is the affirming love everyone deserves.
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.
The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
*looks in a mirror* you again
Vancouver Island // Dylan Furst
“you have nice hands”.... okay???? suck my fingers then????
Day dreaming about love is giving me brain damage
shit maybe i’m only meant for myself