A. Draic Brom

Asa | 32 | He/Him | US (MD) | Spouse of @rae-redacted | I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.

[adraicbrom]

decadence

[catasters]

[jofiah]

oh, no, you misunderstood. I said I have a saw throat. yeah, it's full of hundreds of tiny bladed teeth that rend flesh.

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[lambergeier]

yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[anarchautistic]

Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene

[athimbustanut]

she won the idgaf war

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[niidsch]

Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia ✧ 2026

[klaus-peter-willi-und-zoe]

put me on the fucking erebus and let me die in the arctic i can't do these summer temperatures anymore

[ironmaidenhead]

BROAD CITY 2.04 | “Knockoffs”

[daily-spooky]

[peachesncremate]

Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[mollyjames]

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

[mollyjames]

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

[viralfrog]