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suck my glit

[theomophagic]

do you have a type?

i've always been fond of women who might stab me

[011010vone]

been getting #lit

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[heaven011]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[antlersgirlll]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[rebelculture]

[011010vone]