[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[kosmogrl]

it will get better. but it will also get worse, and then it will get better again. and that’s how it will be forever and it’s okay

[kosmogrl]

one little things upsets me and I’ll spend the rest of the day nauseous

[lamignonette]

[sosashawtyy]

[dogpuppy]

[vollzeitherz-deactivated2025122]

What do people who don’t overthink do with all that free brain space?

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[firstprinced]

I would like to relax with you. For once.

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[skyrigel]

gurl what kind of rivalry is this?

[honeyybrii]

.... heated

[waffle4brains]

"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question:

[gerardwaysbob]

[frominniekari]

nonchalant king

[theviciouskind]

ADAM SCOTT for the 77TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS | ph. JJ Geiger

[rodrickheffeley]

He’s like a friend I worry about

[markscoutbf]