My Gayserk Crackfic Oneshots - Vol. 4 (A Tale About Smut)
It is spring on midland. Its been a while since Griffith had the chance to be as close to Guts as in Christmas, when he gifted Griff the comically large peppermint stick.
Griffith put his hand on his throat gently, remembering the pain of fitting all the giant peppermint stick in him. He figured it would be easier to just insert it into his cheek, that way he wouldn't risk gagging in front of Guts, which would be very embarassing.
Griffith's mind kept spiraling. The peppermint stick became a sword, then an arrow, then it went so many places. He longed for Guts' hands around his waist, to touch the absolute tower that was his torso. He remembered those sweet days when they were younger, throwing water onto each other while Griffith laid there, naked, exposed.
Griffith kept getting more and more aroused until he decided he couldn't wait any longer. He needed to get it out somehow. "That goddamn servant", he thought to himself. He wanted Guts so bad, but how would he even explain that to him? To the world? To Casca?
And then, all of a sudden, he had an idea.
He ran back to his tent, grabbed a feather pen and paper, and started writing his wildest fantasies. At first, it was just innocent stuff, as he tried to hold himself back, but as time went on things got steamier and steamier. He then put the paper aside, under his bed, thinking to himself: "what the fuck, I'm never doing this again"; yet, he did. Every night, when everyone thought he was asleep, he'd write some more.
Until one day of course, when Guts had to get something in Griffith's tent. He had been spying on Griffith for some time - not intentionally, but he was curious to see what the man he admired was doing in his free time. He saw Griffith writing something and, knowing him pretty well after three years, figured exactly where the papers would be located.
Griffith was coming home from a hard day when he saw it - his god-forsaken papers in Guts' hands. Before he could say anything, Guts pulled out his comically large sword and
