[theonion]

Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation

[mayothompson]

[azaleatown]

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

[mccrushington]

Me: Come over

Rosie: I don’t know…

Me: I got a lovely love seat

Rosie:

[thestanconfessions]

[hypersexualsportswear]

[chonce]

no matter how much i think camila gets on my nerves there’s not a single person that hates her more than fifth harmony and that’s incredible

[formerdetective]

When ur fed up with details so you just tweet ur whole business😂

[khfkukluydshfklsadd]

I'm about to go HAM

[rosepetalqueer]

home

and

masturbate 

[joannus]

She better do hey girl with a 10ft hologram of Florence and all her damb machines or I won't be satisfied

[blackdenimjeans2]

who told her this was cute

[997]

me

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[joannus]

ladygaganewz is so ugly for this

[6thspicegirlinthisbitch-deactiv]

wear ur best horsesuit!

[ldrlustforlife]

[jdvancefreefeetpics]

there are countless reasons why I love “30 Rock,” but one my top 5 reasons is because they had Mary J. Blige as a guest star and she perfectly deadpanned one of the show’s best throwaway lines: “My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.”

[cheercaptain]

queen of being called queen

[bisexualwario]

queen of modesty

[mother-gaga]

Lady Gaga for The Dive Bar Tour.