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Primadonna He/Him/His

[cheercaptain]

You made the best ytps and i have your charli xcx go to school memorized like the tts ~educated~… so iconic

aww thank you so much i'm always really surprised people still watch them

[noknowshame]

breaking bad yuri au

[cheercaptain]

i love playing league of legends

[evilthotiana]

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

[batsdotjpg]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

[pisnicht]

i do

[scene-kid-to-hipster-pipeline]

[elderly-scrolls]

on the bloodborne wiki page for insight

[orteil42]

cringe is dead. with that being said i would like to apologize for the Rick and Morty references present in cookie clicker

[almost-correct-quotes]

[elfrootsalad]

say what you will about dao but there’s no experience like reading “men and women are equal in thedas” in character creation and having that violently refuted five minutes after pressing play

[elfrootsalad]

absolutely incomparable experience 0/10

[lionfloss]

source

[ruerock]

[cheercaptain]

what would you say, are there more doors or wheels in the world?

this is such a good question because as a beautiful carefree youth i know naught of the suffering in this world but i am intimately acquainted with the taste of doorknobs and wheelgrease. so i think theres more wheels cause you normally can't just have one wheel at a time, like you can't have just one chip you gotta take a handful. unicycles are the obvious exception here because no one likes those ugly little fuckers and therefore they don't deserve more than one sad wimpy wheel spinning away pointlessly only to be ridden by the most depraved and desperate in our society, clowns.

hope this helped with your math problem!

[cheercaptain]

tumblr taking a firm anti-cuddling stance and frankly? its been about time

[cheercaptain]

its been less than half an hour and people are already complaining about three “female” characters in being released a row. there’s 12 male heroes. with the new hero there is 11 female heroes. we haven’t even reached an equal amount and yet somehow this is an assault on masculinity ???

[cheercaptain]

why the fuck are people still reblogging this it's not even accurate anymore

[pseudocapsicum]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

[officialbabymetal]

Literally what does this mean

[officialbabymetal]

This still cracks me up bc imagine being like 35 and still feeling sum sense of superiority over high school grades