Why can't kiwi's fly??

Hey names Julian, 18, Chicago. I'm here if you need anything

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can’t look at a word without reading it

[lucifermistress]

Have you ever try to study from a textbook before? Because let me tell you I can stare at a page full of words and not read a single one.

[0nly-for-a-moment]

me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.

[roronoa-deactivated20180902]

[fedswatching]

my guy pikachu more heartless than the whole team rocket organization

[bitchycode]

[setheverman]

if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

why do people…..care……..so much? “you wore that outfit yesterday” “didn’t you wear that already?” “you wear that lipstick too much” “you wear those shoes all the time” “you posted the selfie already” “you don’t need to wear that much makeup” “didn’t you eat that yesterday?” like jus shut your fukj…………

[weavemama]

[presidentmenace]

[fonzworthcutlass]

lmaooo

[catmommeagan]

OVERWATCH PSA:

Telling a Lucio you need healing is pointless. Can you see him? You are getting healed.

[onceiwashere]

additionally telling a lúcio you need healing while actively moving out of his line of sight makes u the absolute bastard of overwatch

[abimarias-deactivated20150904]

[wooooooo00w-deactivated20241205]

Me @ myself when I check my makeup halfway through the day

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

i still don’t know the context for this scene

[padmaynaberrie]

The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

based on a tweet by Grace Spelman!

[tigerwithasniper]

Reblog if you’re Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Valor

Reblog here for Team Instinct

Credit

[teddiusra]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

[laurelhach]

a laptop but w a vhs player

[andalusiapunk]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

a glimpse into another dimension

[nicoleavecamour]