HamsterIsNumber1Furry

My name... Is hamster! My job? Post all the furry! My gender? I is male! My relationship status? Divorced 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sexuality? Straight! I'm always tired! Thoughts? thoughts? Why is life so EXHAUSTING?! Age? 27! Birthday? August 28! Side Note: I'm sorry, but I do not take requests, as none of the stuff I post is mine, it's typically just reblogged!

[pookapufferfish]

[hamsterisnumber1furry]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[animecchisworld]

[longhairvixen]

[twokindsia]

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[segamascott]

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

For those who don't contain a vast knowledge of Green Day lore like myself, I don't think it is hitting just how much of a "fuck you" the NFL is giving djt/the white house. This is a band that is:

Made entirely of openly bisexual/queer men

Made entirely of men who are vocal about being raised by single mothers on welfare

One of their members was adopted and raised by a Black woman and has said he "understands how his mother could hate 'the white man' and love him with her whole soul."

Were the first band to say, "No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist/MAGA U.S.A." on live television without ANY warning.

Literally released a song last year called, "The American Dream Is Killing Me"

Only hires ALL FEMALE bands to open for them to address inequality in the music industry

OPENLY tells trump supporters they are not welcome at their concerts.

Anyway, Enjoy Feb. 8th Magats! You're gonna hate it. :)

[posttexasstressdisorder]

[uovo0]

repost!

I came back tired from my trip ;v; I wish you all a happy new year!!!

[magu-mm-0824]

MAGU has a gift for you on Christmas Day🎄🎁 Can you guess what it is ?💖

[uovo0]

chrisstttmassssssss

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

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[secondstar09]

Well, Arrest the President.

"I'm not the one who thinks I'm above the law, I'm the one that followed the law. I'm the only one". -Trump. Also, clearly he is a liar

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[casdeansintrouble]

Listen, as an Anna May I am mildly annoyed by my lack of appropriate work clothes and pleased with my wicked awesome farm-sword

[freyana-art]

Arctic fox ❄️

Gave an old OC a refresh, still deciding on a name. Maybe Shira?

[puppyscratch0]

Mira!